Prison rape general

Prison rape general.

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Hey, guys

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I don't know if I could handle that

I have no idea, I am not a chocolate milk expert

Sup, sllllllllllllut?

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I'll improvise then. Now you just need to sell your soul to Snarf and it's yours

>hilt rex
>blood
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

why do you like snarf so much, he's disgusting

hey you

one empty day sounds nice

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Nothing much, just killing time before bed

I mean, they're drawn animals, what did you expect?

You cant handle meeeEE?

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He's one of the only people who talk to me
Eff it I guess I'll just google it and hope I won't regret it

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More like this?

fair enough

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I don't think that will ever happen

Nah, I'll probably be alright but who knows?

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Yeah, who knows.

Hussh, hushushushushush... Don't be scared, sign this contract. Here's a pen

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Eh, slow days are so boring. There's nothing to do while waiting for customers.

Post your butt, then.

Only one way to find out

oh my fucking god

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More monster hunter

Probably not a good idea.

Ain't got much
>tfw you lost all your shit from 7 years ago when people just slapped labels on images

This pic gets darker when you realize that the zebra probably knocks out the shark's teeth every time he wants a blowjob (because sharks can regrow their teeth as many times as they like).

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Except when art pieces are going for human with superficial animal traits, those pieces should be beholden to human anatomy

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Why not?

Shit that just made it hotter for me

I'm salty because I had to get a new 3ds to keep playing, my old one stopped reading SD cards

That's what worries you??

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I've got class tomorrow so i'm heading to bed, night all

I can see that being just as bad as a really busy day

Nah, have some more hunks instead

Goodnight Jeff

ninini~

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Night.

Not femmy enough.

>break up with long-term gf
>send her all the bullshit that reminds me of her
>including all my monster hunter shit and 3ds because she introduced me to it
>5 months pass
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>fuck it I want to hunt
While dropping 180 on a n3ds wasn't too great the shop gave me 3U and 4U for $15.

y u scared of Snarf :c

snarf i need your help

What a lucky zebra, he gets all the perks of abuse with a reasoning backing it.

You probably would regret it.

No fem from me, try the next user

Plus I finally soloed everything up to G1.

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Cause he is gonna store my butt for eternity

But for what reason?

Think about grandma in the shower.

Ah shit dude

But you got a good deal on the n3ds and games I had to drop like $230 to get mine replaced

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There is still no reason to get a n3ds and not spend 50 dollars to just buy a 2ds

K, I can make an exception, but there won't be any boat. The chocolate milk will travel by the glass it's contained in, and there's a high risk of it sinking in the ocean

Not sure if you're talking 3u or 4u here but the full G solo is totally possible, I was able to do it with a volvidon hammer in 4

I dunno dude, why would you WANT to?

I love my local used vidya shoppe.
I used to work in the same strip as them and the employees would drop by like every day so I just threw them free drinks and cookies and in return I got discounts on everything.

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my erection has never been harder.

I like meeting people, and I feel like meeting you is within my capabilities

I'll just get some from the local store. Or pour one out into the ocean for my brothers.

4U.
I have yet to touch 3U or Gen but I want to at least bottom out all of my longswords.
Takes a while. Plus I'm not quite /mhg/ gud.
>solo ukanlos urgent
>get a gem on the first try
>beat caravan molten tigrex on the first try
>get a gem
>takes 10 hunts just to get 7 fangs

You're welcome.

Sounds like a good deal

I used to know people who worked at game stores but I've been away from home for some time now

Which is also probably why I couldn't find a decent deal on a system anyway

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2DS is
>unaesthetic as fuck
>doesn't fucking fold
>lacks processing power
Why the fuck WOULD you get a 2DS?

Imagine if the whole ocean were chocolate milk. How amazing that would be

Because it's a great system

Just like the game boy micro

You don't need to be /mhg/ good though, but yeah, take your time, have fun.

SPEAKING OF UKANLOS
Hunted one in Gen for the first time today, got 3 gems out of it

And then 2 out of akantor

Some of us just have the magic RNG touch

super grody

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SUPER NICE

I would actually like more of this

Albeit difficult.

Get on kitty's dick.

That's uncalled for, but if you insist!

>Carve 2 gems off of Dahren
>get 2 gems as rewards off Stiggy Ziggy
>get a Daora gem 2 hunts in a row
Shit I've only fought Stiggy 15 times and I've gotten 8 gems from him.
Love the RNG sometimes.

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That what you need Nibi

you need to go to prison, then you won't feel bad about being a virgin anymore

Be pretty bad for sharks, I imagine

Granted. But there will be a time come December where I will be under an hour and a half drive from where you are.

And the thing is you hardly even need them anyway

Maybe to max out a couple weapons or for a few pieces of endgame equipment

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If we assume the ocean just TASTED like chocolate milk then?

e621.net/post/show/480210/body_horror-breasts-demon-female-gore-guts-hi_res-

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That is pretty weird to think about

Thx

It would be amazing