I found this in a river bed... what is it?

I found this in a river bed... what is it?

A rock

I HAVE A ROCK THAT WILL FIT THAT!

this is my hole it was made for me!

irock shuffle

Shut up you prick.

its the ancient stone play button

if you post pic i will maek big cums

Holy fuck OP I think you just found a cave man finger box rock.

Sell that shit to a museum!

kek'd

It's a rock you fucking idiot

>lemme look for it so i can send a pic, I was on a hike in the cascades of washington and in a very clear creek i saw the triangular shape, when i pulled it out the water it was of course very smooth and was way too perfect to be so geometric

It' a prehistoric fleshlight.

You should def take it to a museum & have them take a look at it. If it is something they'll be able to tell you.

the first fleshlight

beat me to it

Seems like a fingerbox of the XIV century. You could make a lot of money with it.

remnants of lost civilization or something? although until you prove anything its worthless

A martian fleshlight.

1/3 of the triforce

it probably has geodes inside (crystals)

What's the texture like? Is it grainy? Glassy? Crystalline? What does the fracture look like?

depleted millstone

stoneage illuminatis

Gollum's fleshlight

River pillow

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Looks like a glory hole.

Its a antique fingerbox that has been eroded

Don't put the round peg in the triangular hole, user.

Geologist here and specialist in ancient rocks. Don't listen to the other anons OP, I can tell you what this is without a doubt. I've seen some specimens in the past but none so beautiful. This actually a rock with a triangular hole. You're welcome.

YouTube Play Button in rock form sell it on eBay OP and say you carved it yourself as a parody of an actual YTPB

Bumping for interest, as I have one too. Probably something obvious.

2 hours in mspaint

i dont know when the screw was invented, but this might be some sort of early ass wrench

stone age hammerhead. looks valuable

you did well

*clap clap clap

Worth it - Stones cant triforce

Kek butthole

Shit niggers, that's an ancient fingerbox. Shits so cash

Minerals

Fucking lol

K, it's likely sedimentary, given the grainy texture
Can't really tell much else without being able to see it in person

Hole is probably natural

no way its too perfect

I never thought I would see it for real.
I think you may have found an ancient artifact.
You may have found your mother's vagina.

Jesus Marie, for fucks sake

>not knowing the difference between a rock an a mineral

Minerals make up the individual grains (unless they're lithic grains) and the grains make up the rock, peasant

Kek'd

It's a weight for an old style fish net

kek

this

>the joke
>your head

Oldfags can't tri force!

mine

degenerate hands, disgusting

You all stoopid, it fingerbox

O.O

Ancient finger box.

Looks to be from the faggotory era.

this

Found one exactly like that, it's one of 3 styles Indians used for fish net weights.

Underrated post

I've seen round weights, do you know where triangles are from or how they made them? Indians from India, or the Indians that used to live in the States before we killed them all?

wow that must be a prehistoric finger box. Must be before they invented the other side. That or its the rock to some caveman's ax

That would be a glory hole. 18th century

Indians from the states. I don't know how they did it but the local museum said they stuff the netting in it and jam a sharpened stick into the hole to hold it in.

An Indian love stone... Just another fucking rock

i know what these do its nothing huge, kids make them.

Vintage finger box OP

This rock is illuminati confirmed

>triangle dick

Thanks. I've had it for awhile, knew it had to be something. There were some pretty good carvers considering they only used other stones (I think). I've had several game balls made of granite and bone and they were so spherical it was amazing.

A little searching online turned up some descriptions of early American stone quarrying methods that are useful, I think. The first quote is from the 2005 book The Art of Splitting Stone: Early Rock Quarrying Methods in Pre-industrial New England 1630-1825 (Mary Gage and James Gage) in a section titled "Hammer Drilling or Triangular Hole Method" (page 48)
Basically, it's easier to make a triangular rather than a round hole if you're using hand chisels.
Based on the fact that we've got multiple accounts demonstrating that hand chisels were commonly being used to produce holes in rocks in the northern United States at least into the early 1900's (including in Minnesota), and that such methods typically produced triangular holes . . .
Could be from the 1600's if in the New England area, or even made by Norsemen.

Illuminati

You're welcome, you'd think the Indians would make it easier on themselves and just use a jagged rock, lol

an ancient fleshlight

a fleshlight

underrated

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>Scientists believe this to be the early prehistoric man's first conceptual invention of the fingerbox
>though most functions of the fingerbox are very obviously obsolete, the fingerbox still fulfills it's primary purpose