amerifat here going over the water to Amsterdam in Nov. for a concert. b my first time. I won't be there long but I'll definitely have enough time to go visit the Grey Area coffee shop on Oude Leliestraat 2, 1015 AW. I understand its pretty amerifag friendly. My aim is to sample the hash. Can't wait.
My question is: I'm not clear on the procedure; I know I'll need to specifically ask for the "cannabis menu", but from there I'm confused. My understanding is that G. A. is tiny, and I'm not exactly clear on weather you can smoke in a coffee shop anyway. Some comments say you have to order your shit and split, and some say you can order it with your coffee and then go to another area to smoke up. Some comments say you can smoke out in public, some say its not a good idea.
Set a Sup Forumsro strait, Sup Forumsros.
Cameron Ward
i dont have any info on this but since i want to help out a fellow stoner, BUMPED
Carter Walker
dont give a fuck, smoke anywhere. the police there really dont care as-long as you dont ride the bikes on the walk areas.
dutch people are fucking awe-full btw. Just try to act like everyone else
Asher Williams
As long as you don't ask the cops for a lighter you're good to go.
Carson Myers
>implying Amsterdam is the only place you can smoke weed in public and not get in trouble
>inb4 just come to Toronto
Andrew Hill
not going to toronto, faggot. Never will now.
Wyatt Davis
Toronto doesn't need fucktards like you anyway.
Eli Jones
just say you want hash lol
i smoked in the cafes, in public, at the parks, in my hotel room. idgaf
i even spliffed my joints and smoked inside
Landon Ross
Dude just go in, ask for some hash, then ask where to smoke it. Amsterdam is like the chillest place; all the bartenders and shopkeepers deal with fucked-up tourists on the daily; just be friendly and respectful, and you'll be golden from start to finish.
Ian Kelly
Toronto kush is most likely much more better then whatever fucking schwag you smoke
You're the only faggot here, OP.
Ryder Parker
I walked into a policestation smoking a joint in Amsterdam, all they said was I had to go outside and finish before they would help me, so I guess you can do pretty much whatever you want.
Lincoln Brooks
Grey Area is amazing but fucking tiny. Last time I went there it was run by 2 American dudes who were really sound.
William Sullivan
Go smoke. Don't disturb the locals too much. Order in the coffeeshop like you would order a normal coffee. Don't forget to go outside Amsterdam.
Groetjes uit Holland.
Anthony Wright
NOT GOING TO FUCKING TORONTO. Fuck. I heard Canadians were fucking stupid but shit...
Sebastian Barnes
Read filename of my last post, retard. Also, WHY ALL THE CAPS
Justin Campbell
i'm reading YOU, not your fucking filenames.
> "I'm going to amsterdam"
>TORONTO ROCKS. Eh.
> Great. Not going, but thanks for the advice.
> WE DON'T NEED YOUR KIND HERE. Eh.
And so the wheel turns on...
Julian Ramirez
Canadians are some of the most brain dead idiots this world has ever created. Canadians that brag about their weed are even dumber than that though.
Isaiah Howard
>unnecessary greentext
So, when were you diagnosed with the autisms?
Henry Kelly
>go to shopkeeper >Spreekt U Engels? >says yes >ask him and stop being a pussy.
Its chill, just act too much like an idiot. They deal with tourists everday. You forgot that it is Amsterdam
Henry Smith
I think it was after trying to talk to a bag of dicks with the label "Canadians" on it.
Justin Jackson
those trips tho
William Peterson
cool, thanks.
Nathan Gonzalez
>Cause 'murica is bettar dur hur >Kil teh terrurists
Ethan King
In november? Hope you like blm ppl complaining about blackface.
And don't stress about it. Just don't trust the bumbs and beggars. They steal.
Dominic Sanchez
never do. need to learn the dutch for "get the hell away from me"
Matthew Lee
Rot op.
Samuel Campbell
germanfag here. last time i visited amsterdam with my friends it was still illegal to smoke weed as well as drink alcohol in public. smoke it in the coffee shop or at home (provided you own property in the netherlands)
Brayden Martin
Grey area literally has 1 table and is tiny. If you want to smoke inside a coffee shop then you can take whatever stash you buy to a different one. Just make sure to buy a drink. Generally in coffee shops you can't smoke tobacco. Don't have your pouch out if you have a spliff
Eli Butler
Americans are better than Canadians. That is unquestionable fact. On a scale of Zimbabwe to America, Canada is somewhere around irrelevant.
Ayden Sullivan
darn now i want to revisit "The Doors" coffeeshop in Spuistraat 46 ... they had that cool one sided mirror that went transparent as you hit the button next to it showing what kind of weed they had on the menu...
Ethan Gomez
>Americans are better than Canadians
Lucas Edwards
Unless you see a sign like this or like pic related or you see a no smoking dign or you're in a bar, then you'll be fine. If the cops see you, they'll probably do nothing or give you a warning. If you comply with them then nothing happens.
Brayden Flores
I would hope, it's full enough as is. Fuck that gay city and it's shit drugs.
Evan James
tnx guys,
Jacob Garcia
Really? explain one thing America is doing better than Canada right now. Also, keep in mind how weed is practically legal over here and you pay NOTHING for a trip to the hospital.
James Ortiz
>europeans mix their weed with tobacco with weed, if you buy a pre roll spliff you will get a mix of the two.
>you can get pure joints just ask, alternatively if you can roll your own with just weed or tobacco and/or greengo.
>greengo is herbal mix for rolling spliffs that works well with weed and saves smoking tobacco, you will need this for hash as hash is generally mixed with tobacco.
>hash is cheaper than weed in general.
>dont buy the really expensive herb or hash its gimmicks generally unless you want to really try a certain strain.
>5 grams of weed can be bought in one day but its really 5 grams per shop, this is a bit over an eighth in imperial.
>Do not hash on top of weed unless you want to be retardedly stoned.
>light burn tiny corner of hash until it becomes like sticky and crumbly rub into greengo/tobacco.
>joints or a pipe are the main option here, you'll look like a tourist with a bong or a vape.
Cameron Adams
yeah we got a warning for drinking our Becks cans in public but the policemen were pretty cool about it because we didn't know better. we were just a little surprised that they actually forbid something we do on regular basis.
Kevin Clark
Everything.
Nathaniel Watson
All I've gotten from this is they're all pussies who "dont like to get too stoned". Like that one kid in the group that takes 2 hits the entire session
John Brown
can I ask for just pure hash without the tobacco?
Adrian Evans
it's all about how you're used to it. after quitting smoking weed after 10 years of straight smoking i would also get super high after just 2 hits and i smoked like 4 - 6 joints a day.
Wyatt Cox
Yes. You don't have to buy prerolled. It's just an option for lazy people.
Noah Gomez
never buy pre rolled unless you just want a quick smoke before you hit your plane home.
Alexander Scott
would not recommend buying prerolls, buy your weed/hash and roll it yourself
Brayden Roberts
... So you're confirming my suspicions then
Joshua Mitchell
my intent was to go to a headshop (I'll be staying at the Bulldog and they have a famous one), buy a hash-suitable pipe, and then toss it or give it away before heading to the airport. I just want to do the hash. I get green all the time. don't have access to hash too much, figure this was a good opportunity.
Gavin King
Dude, coffee shops work like any other store. You go in, order something (in English) and smoke. You might have to show ID since you have to be 18+ so purchase. There are some places where you cannot smoke legally (pic related), but these areas are rather uncommon. Furthermore, I suggest you pick a larger shop if you want to smoke inside, especially since your trip is in November.
Regarding the other comments, true, locals generally don't like tourists, but as long as you don't act like a total buffoon you're good. Dutchies are usually indifferent.
My personal favorite is 'De Tweede Kamer' near Spui, strong and tasty stuff for a good price, but not very cozy inside.
Cheers, Your authentic Dutchman
Anthony Gomez
Opkankeren kanker Amerikaan, met je kanker overdreven kanker gedrag kanker flikker
Nathaniel Turner
99.9999999999999% of the time, pre-rolls are the bottom of the bottom shelf. I seriously always buy pre-rolls whenever I go somewhere new because ALWAYS, like fucking clockwork no matter where you go, it's shit. Absolute shit. ONCE I had a decent one, ONCE. Somewhere in Seattle. But that was it.
Austin Reyes
>pussies who "dont like to get too stoned"
yeah people don't like to get off their ass stoned here like in the states
Mix it with greengo herbal mix instead of tobacco if that isnt your thing but smoking pure hash is stupid it needs to be mixed with a substance to smoke it with.
If you are canadian think yotties and brit/euro style spliffs.
Tobacco is a bitch if you do not smoke so get a pouch of greengo or other herbal smoking mix and you can roll spliffs of hash without the tobacco.
i would suggest basic pollen to start with as it has a happy up high,crumbles easily and is reasonably priced
Dylan Foster
Sometimes free shit isn't the best.
Making an appointment 2 weeks ahead then waiting 4 hours for said appointment is what free healthcare is.
Gabriel Robinson
explain why? ever tried tobacco and weed/hash together? i tried both but i'm still convinced that tobacco/weed mix has somehow a stronger effect than smoking pure. also if you're a broke teenager or in my case a cheap bastard you want your stash to last as long as possible without wasting too much good weed.
James Morris
>Opkankeren kanker Amerikaan, met je kanker overdreven kanker gedrag kanker flikker
nice, faggot. hope holland isn't populated by fucktards like you.
John Hill
Or better yet Colorado
Aiden Morales
It is now illegal as fuck for foreigners to purchase drugs in amsterdam. If it is illegal in YOUR country, it's illegal to you in amsterdam. Sorry Sup Forumsro, they got suck of you stupid fucks acting like idiots in their city.
Justin Bennett
Its called recreational. Stop begin a fag and just start doing meth nigger, sounds perfect for what you sound like you're trying to achieve.
Benjamin Peterson
cool. tnx Sup Forumsro. i really appreciate it.
Anthony Foster
don't come to Amsterdam, we fucking can't stand you stupid stoned Americans actually fuck that we can't stand any fucking Americans
Ayden Sullivan
i'm coming. WITH my money. Can you go to the country for 3 days? Me and my money will appreciate it. Asshole.
Sebastian Lewis
Trips of lies.
Benjamin Brown
It's just a dutch meme. Most people who say kanker all the time are from the hague.
Ayden Reed
Realistically, the wait time for a hospital visit is roughly 3-6 months in Canada. In America I can go to the ER and be seen within an hour. Canucks like to brag on the "free" healthcare, but it's not everything it's cracked up to be.
Parker Long
just remember the whole time you are here that we hate you and don't need your money
Chase Rogers
pleasure. enjoy ur trip bro.
Wyatt Sanders
and when did this go down?
Gabriel Morgan
nice meme
Juan Perez
You don't want to fuck around with Amsterdam weed, it's some of the best shit you can find - and it can fuck you up accordingly
a friend of mine told me about a $100 a gram strain that was like 95% THC you could get there, cannot remember the name
Lincoln Gomez
it didn't
Jeremiah Perez
Naw. Instead I'll think of the two times we saved your ungrateful asses from the Germans and are likely to do it again when Russia comes calling.
Grayson Parker
Of course I have, is that even a question. I would rather throw my weed into a toilet than mix it in a spliff. Yes I've mixed pressed hash and weed together. I have more than half a brain cell. But I dont even buy bud anymore, only oil. I've come to realize smoking bud is an entire waste of time and money for me, and pressed hash is inconvenient compared to dabs. I live where weed/rosin is cheap enough to never worry about wasting it.
Jose Jackson
Why would you keep buying them if you thought they were always gonna be shit tho
Zachary King
if you have to wait more than an hour at the ER in any hospital in the world i would consider dragging my sick ass elsewhere... i think the difference is more like the waiting time for an appointment for a doctor with his own office.
Christopher Adams
that friend of yours has actually no idea what he's talking about
James Price
basically everyone fluently speaks english so you've got np the weed is always near the prostitutes. can also usually get drinks where the weed is. its expensive as fuck tho same for the food and drinks
Jaxson Evans
You think going to the hospital is free, Americans are not as prone to that delusion
Jayden Moore
never did understand mixing shit with tobacco. i like my shit pure shit.
James Carter
you are the exact reason why people hate americans, I hope you fall into a canal and drown
Leo Ortiz
>and don't need your money
top kek
Angel Thompson
Yeah, exactly, recreational. As in let's have some recreation, and get fucked up. Not let's get kinda high and wish we were higher.
David Phillips
cool. i heard that most of the people speak english.
Nicholas Ross
PROTIP: Weed is practically legal here and we've got UHC.
John Sullivan
The correct way for u to order is to say 'yeeehawww bitches imma muuurican where's the fukin shit I wanna get smashed off my ass! Wow look at all you faggots! Hahahahahaha here's American dollars best currency in world!!' Then fart loudly and proceed to shit yourself.
Blake Anderson
Not the kankerlijer who you're talking to but I have to correct you. Once. Not twice. In WW1 the Netherlands was neutral. During WW2 we wanted to be neutral as well, but Hitler was an asshole.
Don't forget our awesome musea and other cultural spots. Also, we enjoy NATO. Please tell Trump.
Caleb Baker
Are you retarded? Canada has ER's in it's hospitals as well. How much do you pay for a broken leg? Or an appendectomy?
Henry Harris
Lol elaborate pls
Grayson Miller
Don't forget to bring up ww2 as well
Eli Martinez
you must be young
I am glad I am well past my dick measuring contest on who can do more drug than someone else.
Angel Thomas
yeah, well, i'm glad everyone speaks english then 'cuase trying to say "horka dorka dorpa doozeevooreveneven dorp" will probably give my lips a hernia.
Lincoln Perez
well aren't you a fucking charmer, spreading that american love around. no wonder everyone in the world loves you guys
Anthony Campbell
U r why terrorists hate us
Nathaniel Thompson
you say that but yesterday I literally blew smoke in a cops face and he was like: "can i get a puff?"
Xavier Clark
it is a question since i'm not familiar with american smoking habits. being german it was always weed = joint and hash = bong . a spliff here is considered a very small weed cigarette you usually smoke in between, thats just for people who have a hollow tooth to fill...
Asher Cox
see
Nothing here either.
Andrew White
i hope everyone I meet is as enlightened as you.
Landon Barnes
I'm only as charming as my hosts. or dumbass eurorednecks on Sup Forums.
Aaron Murphy
most of the dutch will be super nice to you >they will be pretending
Lincoln Torres
Just walk upto the biggest guy in the place and ask for GaySex in Asshole. It's secret code for weed
Evan Cruz
Kek
Sebastian Miller
I can see that you are too stupid to understand, It's probably just because you only had an american education. i'm truly sorry
Nathaniel Jackson
>they will be pretending
I figured. I'm cool as long as no one tries to roll me. I actually make it a habit not to stick out. I don't wear trucker hats.