Sri Lanka 355 v Australia 207/1 (62.5 ov)
Apologise right fucking now
Sri Lanka 355 v Australia 207/1 (62.5 ov)
Apologise right fucking now
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Per capita no one watches this shit.
How you watchin' this bro?
Fun fact: 100% of people who watch Cricket are homosexual.
Please watch our sport
its the most popular sport in "countries" like Saint Vinvent and the Grenadines and St. Lucia
checkmate, Ameribible
Foxtel
Australian cricket is the greatest concentration of cunts ever devised
Fuck off cunt
Reminder that Edgbaston was the Amir show
SOS century and now averages +40
>it's a Steve Smith statpads in a dead rubber episode
Getting really tired of these ones desu lads.
>Stove gets a century in Asia, ruining the last criticism Poolanders had of him
and like clockwork, out comes one crawling from the woodwork
aus will not win this match though.
still a high probability of losing.
You mean choking
lol
there are only two possible results now: Draw or AUS win
id go with draw because >SSC
cricket is gay
they did not choke. they just couldn't bat in the last two matches.
one wicket falls here and maybe cab driver will dump them on the designated beach.
>need to shit
>undo pants, about to sit down on toilet
>fart before you sit
>sit in cloud of your own gas
Is there a worse feel, lads?
stream?
>it's an "australia gives too little too late" episode
crichd.com
the ten 3 stream is the best
>losing
The Australian national sport
>SSC
>dead rubber
K E K
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this is why you do it in fields.
fresh air blowing on your ass, as you shit your worries away.
what is ssc?
Sinhalese Sports Club, the venue of this test Match
>4-0
>scheduling a 2(TWO) Test series against a Sydney 5th-grade level team just so Kane can get a 50 average (which he will probably lose again when he gets bullied by Big Strong Steyn and Rabada)
>ACBs
thanks pham
>cricinfo
>Alex: "This is Aussie cricket team for you...pure domination "
>one wicket falls here
this partnership has literally saved Rod Marsh
middle order of
>Voges
>SHITRIQUES
>MMarsh
>Nevill
this mongoloid needs to be lobotomised
>can't even refute the point so he changes the topic
L M A O
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No one's denying NZ were garbage, but at least have the humility to admit Meme Shit is a hack gatebitch, you deluded fucking cocksucker who never gets invited to any parties in his pathetic excuse for a """""""""""""""""""""life""""""""""""""""""""
Jon Holland is a selection literally on par with >XD and Beer
Inverarity>Marsh=Hilbitch
...
best bowler of the current generation
prove me wrong
f-flat track
no shit, if he somehow dodges injuries he's gunna pass mcgrath
also
>it's australia does shit until the series is over and decides to show up episode
Hope india makes a fully cracked pitch.
so that ashwin can bowl aus out for 80-100
>indian independence day
>their ad for it blatantly steals music from Universal Pictures
step up your game lads
of course smith gets out right after a wicket falls, great leadership
and why the fuck is henriques playing?
why not? at this stage does it even matter?
>AUSSIE COLLAPSE
>CAB DRIVER GIVING A TOUR
thats why
he is fucking rubbish
I like futa does that count?
so this is almost definitely a draw right?
>Mitchell Starcovic is the best bowler in the world
Tell me why we aren't promoting cricket in the Balkans? The banter would be great.
you might lose this or a draw.
australia definitely won't lose from here, I can't imagine either team winning though
haven't you seen that india vs sri lanka recently?
if sri lanka bats tomorrow and gives aus to bat for last day, we might get a result.
Just got back from uni lads, feeling vindicated as fuck from this game
>we
where are you in the order mate?
>australia definitely won't lose from here
>first two games were over in 2 days
yeah sure we wont
>M Starc with his third fivefor in the series and the best figures of any visiting bowler in Sri Lanka
>B Starc competing in the high jump finals for the Olympics
How can one family of wogs be so elite lads?
>i don't understand how two games of cricket can be different
seething casual etc
Mathews and Smith are fucking mongs. Both sides could have dominated the other if they weren't captained by literal retards.
It's a sad state of affairs where the only captain that isn't a joke is Alastair fucking Cook
>we - the viewers.
was that hard to understand m8?
>It's a sad state of affairs where the only captain that isn't a joke is Alastair fucking Cook
you had me til >le double sweeper after 15 overs man
le do nothing man is literally better than anyone else in world cricket and this is a fact
>Misbah
shit
>Smith
shit
>Mathews
shit
>Kholi
exceedingly average
>de Villiers
shit
>Holder
absolutely fucking shit
>whoever the fuck Zimbabwe have
shit
>Williamson
shit
Was inverarity, dare I say it, onto something?
Reminder that krazykrezja objected to Smarsh's inclusion in the team
reminder krazykrezja also laughed at the thought of Pakistan winning a single test outside of the UAE
reminder krazykrezja rated sandakan after one (1) test
reminder krazykrezja is a seething fucking casuak
>Unilad
Back on the boat to Facebook, lad.
Lol Burns is never getting another game is he?
Reminder that Serbs are the master race and if you are not a Serb you are literal human garbage and should be executed.
Williamson "literally" has a 100% winning rate.
he's not even serbian you daft fuck
meme shit was undefeated until this series m8
reminder Kane's Poo Peeland were literally in trouble against the might of Zimbabwe
why are best australians so fucking good at this game lads?
he is Croatian you fucking mong
At what point in that series were Poo Peeland in trouble? They declared three fucking times in two Tests.
they unironically let Zimbabwe score +300 in a Test match
Trent Boult should be lobotomised
midway through the last game when their best ever new ball pair were getting swatted around
wtf? i am literally a Worst Marsh shill
I only objected to him playing as an opener. I still maintain no5 is his best position and id drop Voges from the team and play Marsh
I think he can be a stop-gap opener. But I'd want to start looking at Wankcroft or something
Yeah and we lost to them recently, what's your point? That Australia are so much better?
>dropping the literal reincarnation of Sir Donald George "Don" Bradman
Last I heard he got dropped by a cricket ball to the head
The pitches were genuinely awful and >we have a shit attack
literally when
m8 you do realise when >we were all shilling Voges, we were only pretending to be retarded right?
As impressive as that 600 average against the West Indies is, Test cricket works in Ashes cycles and I don't see Voges holding on until then and in S Marsh you have a ready made replacement. I was really disappointed they didn't take Bancroft to Asia after his performance in India last year.
...
We lost to Zimbabwe or New Zealand in a Test match recently?
indradasding
They LITERALLY were about to you seething fucking casual, and I was LITERALLY joking
>INCARNATION OF BRADMAN
>CAB DRIVER
so how long until bad light?
ODI, but it's a bit hypocritical for /cric/ to lambast a team for having a mild period of duress against a team they themselves lost against.
no it isn't
>mocking Kane Williamson in the same conversation line that opened with calling Steve Smith a fucking mong
>hypocrisy
>New laptop
>Touch pad is unresponsive as fuck and burns my fucking finger trying to move the cursor
Any way I can offset this lads?
a mouse lad
>digitalcitizen.life
how does it burn you
collapse?
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It's just the feel of it. It's metal or something so it creates a lot of friction in my finger as opposed to the comfortable indented plastic of my previous one. Might just have to use a mouse but I don't want to use one on my bed.
reminder peter nevill has NEVER underperformed in a test shared with smarsh
>It's an Australia shits the bed after being comfortable as fuck episode.
I reckon we're getting a sub 350 score here, boys.
>Steve Smith has become the 26th Australian batsman to reach 4,000 Test runs during his vital knock on day two of the third Test in Colombo. >The current Test skipper is the youngest Australian to reach the milestone, and was also the third-fastest (in terms of innings) to reach the mark among players to have donned the Baggy Green.
thats fucking unbelievable, especially considering the first years of his career were as a memeswinging no7/8
just did the biggest shit of my life lads
I'm not even exaggerating when I say that. There was an unbroken piece that was probably about 25 cm long and another 5 cm long piece. Both were probably the width of a banana too
I remember when they picked him as a bowler, like he was Warne's special-education son
GOOSEY
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Lads.
Voges literally wont even be in the squad to tour India next year
>alastair cook