If you could have amy one item, fictional or not, what would it be?

If you could have amy one item, fictional or not, what would it be?

One set of Namekian dragon balls.

Wish one: godhood. No more need for wishes.

the babel fish from hitchhikers guide
that shit would be so useful

Replicator from star trek

>not picking the Starship Enterprise

Whut du fuk is wrong with u?

I'd be smoking bluntz, exploring the galaxy n shit.

How is one item a set? What you should of asked for is like a giant dragon ball magnet.

Hermione's wizard sleeve

Philosopher's stone.

Good answer.
I would want a death note

TARDIS and sonic screw driver

The doctors sonac screwdriver, it's basically a make everything better plot device, can't go wrong.

a girlfriend

The black pearl

Jetpack that didn't kill the user. Patent that shit, live comfortably forever. Jetpack or hovercar.

Everything....All of it.

Beat me to it, you miserable bastard. Go to /r9k/, worthless scum-bro.

Now were talking, with a steering wheel and a machine gun that shoots galaxies.

I wanted the real one. you can still have the fictional

Dubs

my first thought too, but a set isn't one item. maybe a working genie's lamp. i'd go for mastery of reality bending since godhood could unexist you if he goes all monkey's paw on you, or have other binding consequences

Singles

Erron Black's revolver. Never runs out of ammo. Regenerating bullets, i guess.

a woman

Planet express ship is best. Seems indestructible plus it banged bender. Enterprise looks queer

You wut?

My point still stands, you're a fucking robot. Go home.

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I don't like it. It's ugly.

Portal Gun

Damn. Good choice

enterprise needs a crew. whereas even fry could pilot the planet express alone

ur ugly

I would also like a woman who loved me. Obviously such a creature is one of PURE FICTION!!

Dubs is true

that gorilla

Pic related. Then I could finally erase the corrupted hard drive of reality.

Okama Game Sphere

I would get garam be back

leadership over the jew bankers.
/thread
i own the world

I would like this because why the fuck not.

About treefiddy

That would not be useful. We'll have real time universal translators in 10 years. Tokyo will be handing them out for the 2020 olympics, a little device for your neck that will transpate between japanese, english and 15 other languages.

You wasted your choice.

no?

A sandwich

My arm.
I don't want anything else, I just want it back.
I don't care if I lose the welfare and have to work like a mule the rest of my life.
I don't care if I lose the girl who can't leave me out of pity.
Just give me my arm. I would do anything to be whole again.

A Shaw-Fujikawa Translight Engine.

I will donate it to science and we will develop slip space technology.

You're welcome for advancing space fairing technology by hundreds of years.

Happiness

A gf.

Whoa whoa whoa.... easy guy... geez.. sorry...

your wife's pussy on my breath

Stale copypasta. Fuck off, gimpy. Literally kill yourself if you don't have an arm.

Is the best option.
Infinite ammo
It can be use it almost in almost every place
Helpful in real life

Infinite improbability drive, I certainly hope it comes with instructions on how to use it

invisibility cloak any other answer is for cucks

Please, be fake

I would want a copy of greed island w/console

They will be as shit in ten years as they are today. It's simple linguistics, there is a natural unaccountable variation to language.

A lightsaber

You need nen though to use it.

I mean, I love HxH. But you just wasted that shit, nigga.

Fing-longer!

It's much less useful and fun without the boots with it...

You would end up like

Zozzle

Probably best answer. All wishes for overly powerful items can lead to disaster. You'll drunkenly crash the Enterprise into the moon, or with all the money in the banks destroy the economy and have everyone want to kill you. Jet packs will kill someone and you get sued.

This? You can go anywhere in the universe and understand any sentient being's language. No one will want to murder you over it, and it's not powerful enough to cause any damage. In terms of practicality, best wish

It only works on moon surface right?

Too bad space doesn't exist since the Earth is flat.

You should ask for this

I'll give you my arm for all your money/neet bux faggot

Idk if real or not but i'm srry man

Then I wish for a round earth

If only to see him once more.. And at best? My wildest dreams come true.

I was thinking of Jaxx from Mortal Kombat, but that works.

A large spacecraft capable of FTL flight with cargo holds stocked with technology and whatnot (cure for cancer to blueprints to build more of the ship to robots, etc).

Kekd

Right now I want a big greasy hamburger.

I'd love to own a StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet | Crimson Web (Factory New) in CS: GO.

Bioboosted armour.

Best choice

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Try No Mans Sky

the tsar bomba

>not choosing pic related which could replicate anything. Including the Planet Express ship and sentient life.
Pleb

Most realistic thing to want here yet it's still completely out of your grasp.

ONE item. You tarsdis.

Nice! Tekkaman suit would be tight too

>Too bad space doesn't exist since the Earth is flat

Holy fuck I know we're on Sup Forums, but fuck this flat earth b8 is stale as fuck.

Better make sure it's the one with the Mr fusion. Then Libyans ain't the forgiving type

I'd be too afraid of a monkey's paw situation there

The Dragon Buckler, which would give me the ability to transform into the DragonRanger. The flute-dagger would give me access to DragonCaesar, which I can use to defend the earth from evil.

>within 10 years
>2020

>pretends to be intelligent
>can't even add

yeah, working only on the special surfaces = crap

we'll get our bodies back one day.

A giant mecha dragon is a bit overkill to stomp on some Jews. Just ask for a fucking Death Note.

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The gun "A light shining in darkness" from fallout new vegas

>death note
>use it once to wind up in Purgatory
nah fam

>fuck
>fuck
>fuck

Fucking potty mouth over here, holy fuck.

dang got me there
then i wish for space

He has one of these. That's how he knows about it. Just forgot what year he returned to

>doesnt understand the word within.