Cringy Military thread!

Cringy Military thread!

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Why is it cringy?
Because he escaped his filthy neckbeard life and got a hot chick and you didn't?

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"hot" more like above average retard.

Op is fucking retarded

more shots were fired in this post then in his entire training

>all the discipline they pounded into me
kek

Never was a neckbeard.

Found the guy who watches porn 6 times a day

he served his country and earned the chevron you'll never get u pussy

Marine Spotted!

Faggot spotted!

oh wow haha someone actually improving their lives! what a loser!

Same guy

I'm already an E-4 in the Marine Corps, I was just pointing out that he is straight fucking boot. Every marine is like this fresh outta boot.

He's still a fucking greasy fuck. The marines are totally disposable, fuckups with nothing else going for them in life that they had to enlist as bullet dumpsters. They are IED fodder. Most of them will be killed in some private corporate war overseas, the ones who survive will become paraplegic alcoholics and druggies.

Mad that someone successful and less disgusting than you got the girl you've been jackin' it to for years?

Implying everyone goes for the bland, plastic-fantastic Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit.

>I'm already an E-4

get in the front-leaning rest, bitch. just start knockin' em out. you're slacking, doing too much smoking and joking on Sup Forums, son.

you have fat little fingers

wrong! dang you suck at this

Who the fuck are you to tell me shit?

Stay mad you fucking shit tier autist.

He went from killing deer to killing Syrian children real quick.

>Deifying the DI/DS

This is one of the things I really couldn't stand about the military in general. Your DI/DS is an alcoholic piece of shit who couldn't function in civilized society. All he literally does is bark at you, he doesn't give one fuck if you make it or not. Most of them actually prefer seeing enlistees washout. If they didn't have that job they would be drug dealers and fucking prisoners, truth.

>Served his country


The fuck he did you POG faggot. THe guys who served their country are the ones missing their dicks and legs and arms, not this little fucking FOBbit fuckboy. Enlisting doesn't mean shit, do a fucking bid downrange and then talk some shit. Probably a fucking 42A or some bullshit.

Kevlar parade rest is more like it

If you ain't a grunt you ain't shit but a supporting role

>Enlisting
>"Successful"


Shit son, I'd hate to see what you consider failure.

Easy. Any faggot here can just look in a mirror.

You win.

Being on Sup Forums is honestly a lot more admirable than being in the US Military. At least most of these people can be entertaining.

Probably just in the reserves

kek all these POG faggots just love the suck fresh out of boot. Add a couple deployments and minus a couple limbs and see how fast he trips over his one remaining foot to get the fuck out.

The marines, as a rule, fucking sucks. It's supposed to.

I agree. Enlisting in the currently military basically says "im a fucking piece of shit, pay me, Merica!!!".

>kek

Yeah, hot chicks are gross! I want hamplanets with feminine penises like the euphoric enlightened individual I am!

and what do you do?

>most of these people can be entertaining
>Sup Forums
Pick one. And at least servicemen and women have jobs, and will get their education paid for. I won't say it's the most glamorous thing to be doing, but it sure as hell is better than being some faggot neet, which I'm sure most of the people here are.

Yes, we need more PTSD robots.

Enlisting in the U.S. military has not been admirable since 1945.

This. Marines are historically dispensable.

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>implying you would believe what I do.

Kill yourself, keyboard rockstar.

OP blown the fuck out

/thread

You're fucking retarded. You're shitty antiseptic Barbie bimbo ideal of beauty is fucking bland and boring. Give me some fucking spooky chicks any day.

>Get their education paid for

Oh, my sweet summer cuck

ITT OP and a couple of fags who think their career choice makes them special snowflakes.

Asking a question is grounds to kill myself? Why don't you just answer it.

Mountain climbers, private. NOW, PRIVATE!

No. You don't deserve the satisfaction.

Conversation over.

Faggot neets don't (typically) kill civilians and then return home playing some bullshit Saving Private Ryan hero card. If someone tells me they're enlisted, I automatically assume they're either retarded or dirt fucking poor.

He attends high school and thinks socialism would work

fuck you then you child fucking igger

My father served in the navy for 20 years. My mother talks to me about some things pretaining to it. Because I'm more liberal when it comes to the armed forces. One thing shes told me is that shes tired if the hero complex and the demand for respect a lot of military folk seem to have. As she simply puts it. "Nobody forced you to serve you signed up. that doesnt demand my respect."

Hahahhahahaha

Tell that to the linguists and analysts who have top secret clearances, doing intelligence work that would make you jizz

>thinking the military still focuses on ground operations
>not realizing everything is about technology utilized here at home
>2016


You're a retarded faggot and you must be at most 14 years old

Filthy pog

Oh, so just five separate faggots. Even better.

how is serving in the military anything but cringy?

it is and always has been a last resort for employment.

Make it 6 because you are still here.

Funny, it's working just fine in the rest of the first world. Keep believing Murga is the standard, instead of the exception.

p.s. many of your public services are, by definition, socialism. The more you know.

I don't deserve the answer simply by virtue of asking the question.

I was only trying to gain some insight into your opinion but your hesitance to answer says enough.

Try being less aggressive in the future.

>3 people I know joined the military
>3 of them are exercising their GI bill
>met several vets in college doing the same

I dunno, seems like it's working from my experiance.

We need more people like your mom.

Cool Kids youtube.com/watch?v=5t7-sqoX1A4

>This level of compensating

Oh, right, the fucking muh-reens are all James Bonds and not braindead bullet meat. Keep reaching, young fuckboy.

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>3 people

Compared to how many thousands killed before they ever got a chance to wheel-chair in to the local community college to put that GI bill to use?

Wow, government teacher tell you that this week? No shit, most of the worst legislation would be considered democractic socialism. Thats not socialism you retard. And we should still get rid of those, if you have to rely on the government youll always be poor and controlled

KEK

>Alt-right capitalism boy to the rescue!

Keep fighting tooth and nail against your own best interests because your factory wagecuck daddy shits his barstool opinions down your throat. And don't ever drink municipal water, drive on any roads, use police or fire services, use municipal trash or recycling pickup, use postal services, or flush your massive turds into the city sewers ever again if you are so fucking terrified of socialism.

nice

>Op tries to start a "cringe thread"
>Gets immediately btfo and derailed by

The most cringeworthy thing about military are the guys, who make a big deal about their service and/or job there.

I can smell the melted plastic through your skull

he's not taking about the top of the chain of command or the ones who make a decent living out of war
he's talking about the foot soldiers. they are being taken advantage of to fulfill someone else's agenda
the fact that these people chose to waste their lives and are willing to die for someone else's money clearly infuriates him, and with good reason.

The only plastic is in your gf's face, tits and ass.

Lmao basement dwelling autism detected.

Listen, many misconceptions about the infantry exist, but the reality of it is there are some smart mofos involved. If you stay in long enough you notice the formal infantry schools require knowledge. Even if you're a POG, every job requires some knowledge.

Anyways, I laugh at the stereotype.

Former grunt and currently attending a very popular, private research institution reporting in.

Maybe an economic factor may play a role, but you do realize that there is a standard for enlisting into certain jobs.

Try again.

You want a fucking cupcake for your troubles, lil bitch boy? I attended a very popular, private research institution without needing to whore myself to the fucking Bildeburgs with a very real chance of utter cucking on some hellish foreign shore. I'm sure there are some very intelligent infantrymen, just like I'm sure there are some very intelligent downies in the homes.

An incredibly low standard.

Looks like a pretty based dude. I wish I'd joined the military, I'd probably be a lot better off today.

Thank you! Those people are mostly the ones who didn't see any action or stared death in the face. Both my brother's saw action and they don't want to talk about it even if they are asked they won't say anything about over there. They are just glad to be back and alive.

Woah, look at this little bitch here. Obvious pussy.

>implying infantry is the only job.

Or just the laziest and most incompetent guys in militaries, which aren't taking part in conflicts. Whether you're fighting sand people or waiting peacefully for WW3 to start, the "professionals" are always quiet.

Lol

user plz stop

>little bitch boy
>throws epic autistic fit

>literally airforce

What?

Michael Moore salad tosser detected.

stay mad, washout

My entire family is left wing and sucked bernies dick but good try. Where i live we dont have municipal waste management, but obviously services like water, police and fire and roads should be maintained by the government but no other intervention should be made. unlike you i can actually accept an ideal has valid ideas and point and that they should work together to create an acceptable median, youre reaching for straws and only using dramatization. I'd say stay in school and learn but itd just brain wash you more.

You must've gotten accepted into shitty school and you're jelly a "bullet sponge" is at a much better much more recognizable, popular uni.

Yet you'll be the first to suck rich cock and look down on others for being poor, right faggot?

nah it's cause he was a faggot holding a hotdog, now he's a faggot with a haircut/shave/overblown ego holding a hotdog

Damn, I feel bad for you OP you have failed again then tried failed and failed, that guy is not cringe he is saying his life would had been like your is right now and the marines helped him.
hope you feel better.

>I think this socialism is OK but not this other socialism!

I'd actually high five him for that.
I'd be like, "yeah bro! Good on you!"
It takes balls to be a Marine.
I honestly respect who he is, but I wouldn't want to be the bearded him.
I wonder what mos he got.

Not sure that sorta made me feel bad about the beard I was trying to grow.
also it is the same kind fuck fuck you OP