I'm gay.
My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic.
Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense.
>Fishing show on TV in the living room
>Watching it with mom and dad
>Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff"
>Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there"
>Dad:"Time fliz es when you're a faggot."
>Go to my room
It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a fag.
What do I do?
Suck his dick faggot
Stop sucking so much dick
Way to be original faggot
Stop reposting shit that's probably why he is calling you a faggot.
Save it for when he gets old then dump him in some shitty asylum.
Revenge is a plate that is best served cold.
Smack that motherfucker in the mouth
This is the funniest thing that I have read all night. Your dad is a funny guy and I'm sure that he'll eventually accept you. Best of luck OP
>extremely stale pasta
>this guy still answers seriously even R people have mentioned it's a repost
Show him your favourite internet messageboard and all your loli and trap waifus.
It's not pasta I need advice.
just stop being gay.
or stop trolling the internets with old stale memes.
Look you shut the fuck up. This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Loli waifus aren't gay, just the best.
>coming to Sup Forums for advice
People aren't this stupid irl.
lurk more
this is old pasta
>I'm gay
>Dad calls me a fag
Dad's right, court dismissed
What dad wants his son to be a flaming faggot you stupid faggot?
That's fucking pasta mate.
Kill yourself for wasting my time.
Take pride in being a complete fag op there nothing wrong. Your at home here on Sup Forums we all flaming fags here.
Your dad sounds like he has fag urges he is trying to hide and is ashamed.
Not like you're of any use to humanity since you can't reproduce with another man.
Go out in a blaze of glory and leave a pepe out for when they show the scene of the murder-suicide.
maybe you should stop being such a faggot
This actually makes sense, OP.
Since your dad isn't gay, he doesn't experience lapses in time like you do. You should have that checked out, seriously.
Fags aren't people and you aren't accepted here.
Well he told me last night he was gay as well, verbally, after he told me with his penis first.
It's not pasta, you kill yourself.
And when Hillary Clinton is President half this thread will have to take mandatory homosexual tolerance classes.
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Mfw this is now pasta when before it was just a good greentext.
Mfw people in here not having seen it before.
Generall I don't call people new but you're making it difficult.
Oh really? How did you log on then?
Calm down fag. Come over here I pack your fudge
Irrational fears rarely make sense. Try to be understanding. He's your father.
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faggot
>log on
kek
>irrational
>fear
You're retarded.
just threaten to kick his ass
I actually cared about op, but I'm bi myself and after what you said. I wish I wasnt. Literally hillary can have a seizure and gother to hell where she belongs. Go back to the people's Republic of kalifornia where you clearly belong
Ye olde pasta
copypasta... gtfo faggot
>sage
You should fuck your mom to prove him wrong.
Not going anywhere. During Clinton's 1st Term, you will have to pass a mandatory Tolerance class or risk fines or punishment.
fuck you homophobe
copypasta motherfucker get a new gig, faggot
How about you suck my duck, then who's the fag?
>During Clinton's 1st term
She's not going to make it to the debates, señior.
fuck you matt
Fuck off you have no originality you have to use shit that's already been done in hopes these days believe it's new
yeah she is
and when she becomes President there's going to be sweeping changes about hate speech on the Innternet
unoriginal faggot
I don't think they let you be sworn in from a hospital bed.
If you were my gay son , I wouldn't be happy that you were gay , but I would love you and still support you.
I don't think they let you be sworn in from a coffin.
Like what?
>703718631
found the homophobic Trumpturds
OP is a fag confirmed
Your not quite sure how to use Sup Forums.
That's so cute.
shut up Trumpturd
Hillary is the next President, and your bullying against homosexuals is going to end in fire
this, he didn't even re-write it correctly for fucks sake, fucked up the "flies" in the punchline
OP, curb your autism
My dad is the one bullying homos like me. Take it up with him.
no one's buying it faggot
poast cock
My dad told me to tell you he won't vote for Hillary ever
my dad told me to skin you alive
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A dad that wants to fuck you in the ass.
That would be racist.
did your dad burn your cock barbecuing?
You can't even get a thread started by being original.
You are a complete Faggot, stop using Sup Forums
your dad's black and voting for Donald Trump?
No, but I am pretty dirty, about to step into the shower in that pic. Been cat fishing all day.
you are
you got a potty mouth boy
My entire family is black, and voting for Donald trump. Except for me, I'm white.
>Time fliz es
Wut?
so this is your an hero thread
No, if you would read the first post, he's bad at me for being gay and white.
>Time fliz es when you're a faggot
>Time fliz es when you're a
>Time fliz es when you're
>Time fliz es when
>Time fliz es
>fliz es
>You're a FAGGOT
oh-- you want me to read that shitty copypasta?
why m8
what did I do to you
My boyfriend is black, but my dad doesn't believe in interracial gay sex.
Next time he says time flies when youre a faggot, ask him if thats why hes so old?
if you could read more than 5 minutes a word, you'd be done by now. no my fault
He will beat me, but it would be worth it lol
nobody believes that's you faggot
nobody nobody nobody Nobody NOBODY
But I believe in you, user.
I thought we established this?
but would you stick your dick in a light socket for me
It won't fit
Nobody is voting for shillary top kek
You suck, and not just dicks.
Fliz es boiz
My roommate says he'll vote if the ctr shill comes back.
>nobody
>everybody
pick one Trumpturd
>ctr
>without irony
go to bed summer
I did....
>time flies when you're a faggot
you didn't pick"everybody" faggot XDXD
Clinton leads in the polls and in the Electoral College
and this isn't going to change XDXD
your a fag
faggot
My room mate says you have 20 seconds to convince him to vote for Hillary without mentioning trump. Go
so many newfags here who think this is legit
good god go back to facebook, please
gotta love that cock
just stop being gay