Straight anons, would you accept a gay blowjob from Freddie Mercury?

Straight anons, would you accept a gay blowjob from Freddie Mercury?

Why or why not?

No one touches my dick. Male, female, no one.

I would pay for a gay blowjob from Freddie Mercury and I'm married.

If i can get a blowjob from fucking Freddie Mercury i can get a blowjob from any chick in the world. fuck outta here

no.
I'm not gay.

No, because I'm not gay.

But I'd love to meet Freddie and congratulate him on being one of rock's most distinguished frontmen.

yes. where do I sign up?

he doesn't want your accolades

he wants your cock

Underrated

this is true

Freddie brings us the dubs

he's a legend. but his teeth are pretty crazy looking.
was gonna say not gay. but that was taken
>no
>rip

no because he ded

Well, he can't have it. So I guess I'll just tell him that I enjoyed his music and move on.

yes because he's dead

it's not gay if he's dead

1). No. 2). Because he's a guy and I'm not gay.

Great singer.

Don't look him in the eye. Be drunk. Pray someone lubed his corpse.

No, but I would be friends. Is it all about sex around here? Holy fuck, virgins are on the rise.

I would be honoured to have the skin of my cock torn apart by his horse teeth. I have to imagine it would be like dragging a potato peeler down my cock. Seriously, guy was 60% teeth.

As opposed to a straight blowjob from Freddy Mercury?

I'm not sure if he is a gay

I don't want AIDS.

why are gays performing artistically

He had aids so no

probly, gay guys better at it than chicks since they know how it feels, but irl id rather just fap to bbw pron

>gay blowjob
Can't do it; heterosexual male on male blowjobs only for me, bucko

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pretty sure the moostache would irritate muh belly

Would you let Freddie ride you like Darth Vader?

So-o?

To much of a risk....
dem teeth can cut a nigga

No, I would respectfully decline.

Why? That's simple, because I'm not gay.

Would love to get his autograph though...

Not a gay one, no.