Hey Sup Forums I just turned 18! I've attempted suicide 3 times, both my parents died when I was 4...

Hey Sup Forums I just turned 18! I've attempted suicide 3 times, both my parents died when I was 4, and I'm addicted to pain killers. Ask me anything.

So you watch Fox News?

Nope

What were the ways you tried to kys?

How's your day?

Batman?

How's you mom doing?..

First time was hanging but I even fucked that up, second was eating like 6000mg of tylenol but apparently my liver is stronger than I'd like it to be, and last time I had a nervous breakdown grabbed a 12 gauge and buckshot and sat in my room with it in my mouth for about an hour

Pretty rotten

Pretty good, got some percocet and weed

What's your favourite thing to masturbate to?

Incest porn

Do you excel at anything, other than over/under suicide attempts?

I've always been an honors student, and scored above state average on just about every state standardized test I've taken. Not much to excel at and not very hard to achieve, but I've always half assed and always got in trouble for attendance even went to foster care for it.

What's the best way to commit suicide?
Overdose?
Cutting open an artery and bleeding out?

What is your morning ritual?

Overdose if I could take a whole bottle of methadone.

In a scale of 1-10, 1 being lowest 10 being highest, how do you feel right now?

Take my Lexapro, take my ativan, smoke a cig, take a piss/shit, brush my teeth, coffee + weed + any pain killer I've got on me

7

forget to put shower in there oy vey its with the shit and pissin

What would get you to an 8?

a large pizza

dude, it's impossible to die.. read up on quantum suicide

why don't you attempt to do something productive for yourself instead of being a whiny waste of space?

Could smoking weed help me lose weight?

nigga why don't you just try to live your life?

Do u belive in Santa?

I'm not whining just sharin

no never did

I enjoy cardio on weed, so maybe

why?

I am as of now

Because I'm bored

how did your parents die, who are you living with currrently?

Get a fuckin life