The Last Dragon edition
/got/ general
>ywn be a Lord living in a comfy medieval Setting
>ywn fight in the day then spend the night drinking and laughing with friends before fucking some whore
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Bastard thread
Stay here
CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED
nth for AA
>shit health care
>can literally get your entire life ruined if you break a bone or catch a cold
>some fuckhead probably demands tribute and you're a vassal of some other fucking lord
>every 5 years he comes meet with you and you fucking know that he probably fucks your 14 year old daughters behind your back
nope
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kill yourselves
There are so many GoT references in the new DLC
Why does Stannis have such an autistic fanbase
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Try harder next time. On topic OP picture and correct back link
Nth for Charlie Hunnam playing Rhaegar. I can't see Rhaegar as a little twinky fuck. I feel like he should have a bit of bulk to him, from swinging swords and lances his whole life.
get cucked you dumb faggot
that's what you get for being an autistic spastic monkey who rushed to make one after 300 posts and forgot to link the old thread
i wonder why you havent hanged yourself yet
Nice. Can't wait to play it, been stuck out of town for work since before it dropped.
Rhaegar was "bookish" until the prophecy shit where he decided he was The prince who was promised
WHO DA MASTAH
Showfag plz go, he read poetry and played his faggoty harp most of the time
Of course he would be something of that sort. Having silver hair doesn't limit one to being anime twink.
Huh, this I did not know. It seems as though I've been BTFO.
SHONUF
reminder the Maesters are innocent and Euron is gonna massacre them in TWOW
APOLOGISE
How's the B&W/HoS? I haven't played for about 10 months and started a new game from scratch so it'll be a while before I get to it.
Cast Her
Daily reminder that GRRM is just a fat fuck whose fans are smarter than him.
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Rhaegar didn't start swordsmanship until he was fully grown, and he was only ever "above average"
He was really damn good at the lance though
Younger Cersei, Daenerys
1. Ahhh, now a twink Rhaegar makes more sense.
2. Go back to /lit/, faggot.
Not finished new one but HoS is brilliant, such great writing and characters
>until he was fully grown
Why do people pretend to have read the books?
>No one knows what it might have been, only that the boy suddenly appeared early one morning in the yard as the knights were donning their steel. He walked up to Ser Willem Darry, the master-at-arms, and said, ‘I will require sword and armor. It seems I must be a warrior. “‘
>the boy
What does /lit/ have to do with anything?
Preston you need to move on
There is nothing manlier than making and understanding the true poetry. Women are completely incapable of such pursuits.
Post >yfw Danny (chucklefuck) stormborn goes too far north and gets wrecked by white walkers
HoS is top 10 video game story of all time tier. BaW is 8.5/10 great tier, not as good story-wise but lots more content and a lot of interesting/funny quests. Also final fight is the best in the game.
>"above average"
Oh and don't put this in fucking quotation marks like you're quoting anyone.
Fire beats ice though
>a bunch of dumbfuck ice zombies
>having any hope against dragons
KEK
>MUH ice spiders
Get Rekt niggers
See
Haven't played B&W yet, but HoS is fucking great. It adds some land to Velen and brings in new features. The story is killer, arguably better than the main story. The two main characters are more or less the coolest in the game. The one ending you can get is unlike anything else in the game.
Those niggas are dangerous, if the Sand Band could put holes in the big black dragon then the whites would probably kill all of her dragons and then convert them to freezer burn.
Nth for Shireen
HoS is far superior in terms of story, but B&W is still really good and is much more about Geralt transitioning into semi-retirement
Definitely finish the main game before B&W
Also you get to hang out with Regis
Also you get the armor from the first game and it looks dope as fuck
Anyone listened to new Jaqen's solo album 'If the girl if truly no one'? Personally I like it better than the Songs of Highgarden, Mace is overrated as fuck.
Ser Barristan said that when he was talking to Dany
>Mace is overrated as fuck.
>I like it better than the Songs of Highgarden, Mace is overrated as fuck.
delete this
deep ones confirmed
Why were all the Dothraki cheering to be bloodriders when that means they all have to commit suicide when Dany dies?
Why is Drogon like twenty times bigger than he was in the fighting pits?
They've never mentioned Rhaegar in the show except by name, he said 'showfag', and this is /got/ not /asoiaf/.
I'm actually reading the books right now, on Clash of Kings. Shit's cash.
Was tommen right?
Remember when we used to make Queen Shireen posts?
No he fucking doesn't you liar.
>Dothraki are autists on horses
>Drogon has grown since then. As most creatures do...they grow...
kek you probably think Rhaegar is the best of all time
No, he's a fucking cuck. As soon as Marg was free he should have destroyed the entire faith
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From a general perspective, maybe
Stannisfaggotry is the personification of the "our guy" meme before that became a thing. Literally became loved due to contrarianism and people realizing what a turnoff he is to the normies, then it spiraled from there. Of course it can't be liking someone like Joffrey because that would visibly put you into obvious "edgy teen" territory, it had to be Stannis because he's unlikable in a very gray real world way.
>the screams
youtube.com
He made the people happy.
I still can't believe they made that armour for such a short scene
DELETE THIS
No. Cersei should have given him the nightshade back in season 2.
My mom adores Cat Stark's ballads, her favorite is 'Let it end'. I hate it
Reported
Go back to Sup Forums
"All hail Her Grace, Shireen of House Baratheon, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm."
it's cheap as fuck next to the other armors, really
Fuck off Jon autist
I think that goes for guys like Thorne, Tarly etc. but Stannis was likeable before he put his daughter to the slaughter.
> I would too. I would too...
His name is Ser Brenden the JUST. He has sworn a vow of silence until Alimony and backstabbing whores have been driven from the realm.
And then Stannis burnt her alive. In fact he didn't even have the balls to do it himself. He hid at the back whilst she was walked to the pyre like a criminal
It's, by far, the shittiest armor in the series, both for Mace and the redshirts behind him. It just looks like dogshit compared to the Kingsguard/Lannister costumes that have been used in every season.
They very clearly knew they wouldn't get much screen time and threw something together as a result.
It's the exact same as the armor for the soldiers. They mass produced it, then glues decor and extra should guards on his. Even the rank and file have retarded crown helmets.
He will have a redemption arc.
I hope Ser Davos kills Milisandre.
Was funny the first time, user. The first time only
Sorry, i'll try to tailor my posts to only stuff you haven't seen.
Sup Forums will make you bald lmao kid gtfo rn
He's dead spergo
Guys we can all agree that the objective best is Danny's "on the dragon over the narrow sea"
Shit is cash yo
This is pretty decent GoT fuckery. The High Sparrow is loved by the poor and smallfolk, it's the lords that he's been cucking who hate him.
IRL, this is sort of like the Pope walking into the White House, throwing the President out on his ass and declaring the end of poverty or some shit. We'd all love the guy, but the rich elite would want him gone fucking yesterday.
Now (most of) us, the smallfolk, are cheering for the death of the guy who's helping the Westerosi version of us cut themselves a slice.
Did this scene hit a little too hard at home with anyone else?
>I stole a woman's Ironborn soup because she didn't pay the iron price for it
What did he mean by this
Don't be a faggot. Make your own jokes, thief
edgy
Was he trying to flirt or is he just that much of an autist?
>Now (most of) us, the smallfolk, are cheering for the death of the guy who's helping the Westerosi version of us cut themselves a slice.
>implying i wouldn't be some dope ass lannister squire who gets to have incest with the queen mother
It's against the rules to announce a report, fuckstick.
thank you based user
How do you know i didn't come up with that shit? I'm quite the original shitposter i'll have you know.
No just you loser lmao
He later started shouting AERON KING so I'm guessing he's just an autist
I couldn't imagine having that fat fucking coward cuck as a son.