>Brazil
>worse than North Korea
lmao lets all laugh at Brazil
>Brazil
>worse than North Korea
lmao lets all laugh at Brazil
>the host in south america with 200 million people worse than two small nordic countries
wew
Why is Poland so low though?
Brazil is corrupt as fuck once you take out all the embezzled money Denmark and Sweden probably have higher Olympic funding kek
Is this the worst performance by a host ever?
Worst ever is Canada when they got no golds
>host nation
>can't win shit
shit genetics
plumbing isn't considered as a sport
>the host nation is expected to win 20-30 more medals
What a joke.
yes
Canada failed to win gold in 1972, but i mean, it's fucking Canada
>Denmark - Sweden rivalry this close
Based
HOWEVER
Brazil is going to win 22 medals on Sunday when we win the FIFA cup. Plus 22 with the Women FIFA.
>Rest of the world status: BTFO
Poor Norway :(
This one
was the first host not passing from Group Stage in all WCs
They then followed that up by not winning a single gold medal when they hosted the winter olympics too
that's even more embarassing
why is Australia so much better than them?
yeah but we are 1337
We have 2 pending medals, nigga.
Laugh all you want but >we are guaranteed medals in Boxing and Beach Volleyball already and >we are better at team sports that award medals on the last days.
delet this
relax poland, u will win gold in hammer throw
We are GOAT in collective sports
>volleyball, water polo, handball and football
Besides we will be surely winning medals in
>boxing
>canoeing
>horse dancing/jumping
>sailing
Pbbly three golds in canoeing.
>water polo
>shit team can't go to olympics ever
>just import some mercenaries like Qatar
FUCK BRAZIL FUCKING SHITHOLE FULL OF FUCKING MONGRELS FUCKING SUBHUMANS SHITTY COUNTRY WITH DISGUSTING PEOPLE FUCK THIS SHIT I HOPE IT EXPLODES
they're in the top 20 now
damn Denmark is underachieving
is handball over yet?
...
Yay.
Man I hope our volleyball team doesn't choke. We also have a shot at handball as long as Germany wins with Egypt.
GREASE
Literally could not give a single shit as long we win the men's soccer gold.
If we fail to win that i will be pretty fucking mad
This was the fucking worst ever.
At least we decided to quit being shit at the winter Olympics after this.
>>volleyball
the men's team is crap
women's team may win but it'll be hard
>water polo
mercenaries
>handball
don't be so sure
>football
the women's team will choke, calling it now
portugal literally has the same ammount of medals as kyrgyzstan
Same sort of thing we did after '96
Argentina is worst than us
Brazil hasn't got that high expectations. We will get one gold in Volleyball, might get two. We will get at least two silvers in Beach Volleyball, might get two golds and two silvers. One sure gold in Canoeing, maybe two more. Might get one gold in Gymnastics. Will get gold or silver in Boxing. Might get medals in football, maybe gold. Will probably get gold in handball, maybe two medals. Maybe one medal in water polo.
If we just do well in what we expect to do well, that's 7-8 golds total. There's also the surprises that could happen.
you literally care for the least relevant medal? kek
it's not really fair on brazilians, we get to practice sports with balls, pools, bikes, all the correct equipment while they swing from vines and hunt with spears, the odds were always stacked against them
>caring about muh medal count instead of individual sports
but then why are they so bad at javelin?
Football, Beach volleyball and Volleyball tourneys aren't over yet.
But honestly, we have better shit to worry about.
They targeted 30 medals
THIRTY
We're busy winning the physics olympics
Rude
No we didn't. Our target was get better than London, which i have no idea how much it was, maybe 15.
Brazil is the Latin North Korea. Dumbshit.
We won 17 medals in the last Olympics.
We surely not a superpower in sports, but we are better off than most others emergent cunts.
Also, we have atleast 5 medals guaranteed
.
norway is anything but poor
Actually almost 20 medals guaranteed.
Man/female football.
Robson Conceição (Boxe) - silver or gold
Beach Volei
Normal Volei
Arthur Zanetti (Olympic Gymnastics)
Canoeing
Sailing
I am ashamed by this, desu.
Too bad no one here really cares about anything but football.
except north korea is fucking goat and not because they love sports and they having a "good time" if you know what i mean
>1 1 0
I'm on pooicide watch
Zanetti got silver bro.