Brazil

>Brazil
>worse than North Korea

lmao lets all laugh at Brazil

>the host in south america with 200 million people worse than two small nordic countries
wew

Why is Poland so low though?

Brazil is corrupt as fuck once you take out all the embezzled money Denmark and Sweden probably have higher Olympic funding kek

Is this the worst performance by a host ever?

Worst ever is Canada when they got no golds

>host nation
>can't win shit

shit genetics

plumbing isn't considered as a sport

>the host nation is expected to win 20-30 more medals

What a joke.

yes
Canada failed to win gold in 1972, but i mean, it's fucking Canada

>Denmark - Sweden rivalry this close
Based

HOWEVER

Brazil is going to win 22 medals on Sunday when we win the FIFA cup. Plus 22 with the Women FIFA.

>Rest of the world status: BTFO

Poor Norway :(

This one
was the first host not passing from Group Stage in all WCs

They then followed that up by not winning a single gold medal when they hosted the winter olympics too

that's even more embarassing
why is Australia so much better than them?

yeah but we are 1337

We have 2 pending medals, nigga.

Laugh all you want but >we are guaranteed medals in Boxing and Beach Volleyball already and >we are better at team sports that award medals on the last days.

delet this

relax poland, u will win gold in hammer throw

We are GOAT in collective sports
>volleyball, water polo, handball and football
Besides we will be surely winning medals in
>boxing
>canoeing
>horse dancing/jumping
>sailing
Pbbly three golds in canoeing.

>water polo
>shit team can't go to olympics ever
>just import some mercenaries like Qatar

FUCK BRAZIL FUCKING SHITHOLE FULL OF FUCKING MONGRELS FUCKING SUBHUMANS SHITTY COUNTRY WITH DISGUSTING PEOPLE FUCK THIS SHIT I HOPE IT EXPLODES

they're in the top 20 now

damn Denmark is underachieving

is handball over yet?

...

Yay.

Man I hope our volleyball team doesn't choke. We also have a shot at handball as long as Germany wins with Egypt.

GREASE

Literally could not give a single shit as long we win the men's soccer gold.
If we fail to win that i will be pretty fucking mad

This was the fucking worst ever.

At least we decided to quit being shit at the winter Olympics after this.

>>volleyball
the men's team is crap
women's team may win but it'll be hard
>water polo
mercenaries
>handball
don't be so sure
>football
the women's team will choke, calling it now

portugal literally has the same ammount of medals as kyrgyzstan

Same sort of thing we did after '96

Argentina is worst than us

Brazil hasn't got that high expectations. We will get one gold in Volleyball, might get two. We will get at least two silvers in Beach Volleyball, might get two golds and two silvers. One sure gold in Canoeing, maybe two more. Might get one gold in Gymnastics. Will get gold or silver in Boxing. Might get medals in football, maybe gold. Will probably get gold in handball, maybe two medals. Maybe one medal in water polo.

If we just do well in what we expect to do well, that's 7-8 golds total. There's also the surprises that could happen.

you literally care for the least relevant medal? kek

it's not really fair on brazilians, we get to practice sports with balls, pools, bikes, all the correct equipment while they swing from vines and hunt with spears, the odds were always stacked against them

>caring about muh medal count instead of individual sports

but then why are they so bad at javelin?

Football, Beach volleyball and Volleyball tourneys aren't over yet.

But honestly, we have better shit to worry about.

They targeted 30 medals

THIRTY

We're busy winning the physics olympics

Rude

No we didn't. Our target was get better than London, which i have no idea how much it was, maybe 15.

Brazil is the Latin North Korea. Dumbshit.

We won 17 medals in the last Olympics.
We surely not a superpower in sports, but we are better off than most others emergent cunts.
Also, we have atleast 5 medals guaranteed
.

norway is anything but poor

Actually almost 20 medals guaranteed.
Man/female football.
Robson Conceição (Boxe) - silver or gold
Beach Volei
Normal Volei
Arthur Zanetti (Olympic Gymnastics)
Canoeing
Sailing

I am ashamed by this, desu.

Too bad no one here really cares about anything but football.

except north korea is fucking goat and not because they love sports and they having a "good time" if you know what i mean

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I'm on pooicide watch

Zanetti got silver bro.