Match Schedule:
New Zealand vs Australia (10am local time)
USA vs Germany (12:30pm)
Great Britain vs Spain (6pm)
Netherlands vs Argentina (8:30pm)
More info at the official website here:
rio2016.com
For newcomers to the sport, here is a quick video guide:
youtube.com
We better not fucking choke this time.
>netherlands argentina is a qf in hockey
>usa sweden is a qf in soccer
who made this shit schedule
Nah, we have always had better lesbians than nz so this should be a cakewalk
If we lose this I'll poocide myself
lmao how are they fucking missing a wide open goal
You think YOU choked
YOU don't know SHIT about choking
I know everything about choking, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, losses and the butthurt tears. I can't even begin to tell you how many countries Poo Peeland have choked to in my 10 years on Sup Forums but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of choking facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow Sup Forumsartan friends, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push choking knowledge on here for years now and seen my inferior knowledge of the game and seen my dim wit and retarded use of in choking lingo at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how asphyxiated I am. It's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all disrespect me and have huge amounts of pity for Poo Peeland and our choking abilities, as a great man once said, Poo Peeland is the victim of 100% of choking in the sports world, well I said it but you know it's true anyway.
Cause they're australian at the 2016 olympics.
Yeah... You guys lost the fucking rugby. How the actual fuck do you be NZ and lose the rugby?
This is our year lads, NZ will win the waifu wars
Psssssh nothing personal Australia
based fucking elitespouter using our memes against us
Imagine how sweaty and stinky their uniforms would be after the match
ANNA FLANAGAN IS IN THE CROWD!!
AND SHE LOOKS PRETTY PISSED
?
Fuck me, another choking display
BTFO
Don't be fooled
WE WILL STILL LOSE FROM HERE
>It's yet ANOTHER Auschoke episode
Do you guys remember when it was safe to assume that we would win nearly every ball game apart from povertyball?
Fucking hipster millenials killed aussie sports culture.
>Sophie Cocks
I'm dying Poo Peeland I really am.
Australians already gassed
Too much boozing and whoring, not enough sleep
Jesus this cameraman is shit
I don't think I have ever been this embarrassed to be Australian than from this Olympics
At least in London when we lost we got a lot of those Silver and Bronze medals to take home, now we're a bunch of fucking choke artists who come 7th
Must be a Aussie athlete
>the state of Aus hockey
We still have Queensland to save us though,
NZ are now in prime choking condition
Aussies are scrappy mongrels who never give up while kiwis are lazy cunts who give up when theyre winning
Based WalkGod
anyone got a good stream?
kek, cheers mate.
Start of the comeback
That was some refball. The back stick happened before the shot so advantage was over because aus got a clean shot away.
I don't understand the rules but we got a goal so shut up and let me have my false hope.
Hockey girls have the best legs and asses.
They are like they have been sculpted by Rodin.
Lads, we're getting dicked hard by the black sticks.
Fuck this, why is Australia so fucking shit at sports now.
Fuck this, ban these slut from entering back into the country. Fucking disgrace
fuck this sport.
Aussies flopping like crazy
I think I found the problem
We have a fucking Belgian coach
>leave for a second to watch Anna lose
>we concede another goal
Fuck everything
How you're doing Aussies/Kiwis? Haven't decided who I'm rooting for this match.
kek
KEK
K-------E----------K
K
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fuck we're going to lose. gg NZ
Vive la nyoo seeland
4-1
ALL YOUR MEME CHANTS MEAN NOTHING
>commentator Rechelle saying a German tier comeback is possible
lol no.
Get the fuck out or I WILL kill you
"""root""" for poopeelia for all I care
What in the fuck is going on?
I don't think these semen slurping Olympics are for me, lads.
No a German loss like '45 more like it
Did Australia collectively run over a gypsy or some shit?
The german team is actually good though, and mens dragflicks are far more successful than womens in general (bar netherlands maybe)
Where are the oranges I can't see them
Are you ready to be BTFOed again?
Ausfailia is a fitting name for such a travesty of a country
Fuck off pants shitter
see you in the finals
Right position, you are gonna get reamed from where you poop from
That would be the ideal final for us
HABBENING
THE BLACK STICKS RECIEVED MY WANK ENERGY AND USED IT TO BEAT AUSTRALIA
KEK, where did all the poopeelians run away to?
Poorpetually pooper poorturbed poopeelian poofters on eternal literally poorious damage control and pooicide watch
After reading your post my iq got down to the bottom
Who /100% record/ here?
We finally choked to death
Bumperino
what the fuck is that annoying horn?
DEUTSCHLAND CLAP CLAP CLAP DEUTSCHLAND CLAP CLAP CLAP DEUTSCHLAND CLAP CLAP CLAP DEUTSCHLAND CLAP CLAP CLAP
Nice goal
2:0 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
> STRAYA BTFO
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
> had to check the official website to be sure
>4-2
Kill me.
Americucks on suicide watch
I was honestly expecting a lot of dark skinned people on both teams, nice to see hockey is still a white people sport.
Monroe?
>USA
>white
Our dykes better get their shit together.
1999 was a long time ago mate,
only soccer and boxing is a migrant sport here
>americheats
AMERILORDS BTFO
>1999
>win cricket World Cup
>win netball World Cup
>win rugby World Cup
>win hockey champions trophy, men and women.
I think the opals did well too.
Makes a difference in the lead up to Sydney 2000 I guess
Our team has zero team work, gg Germany.
are we gonna lose? :(
likely
Why is something as inevitable as the ball hitting someones foot a penalty? especially when it's hit into their for by someone else
>stick soccer
are both of these teams just absolute shit or is field hockey in general pretty shit?
because it's obstruction
people would just be blocking the ball nonstop if it wasn't a foul
>yfw you followed every game during the olympics and missed the best one
who /ellen hoog/ here?
>hey user, you're staying up to watch my match right?
DEUTSCHLAND
yes, already waiting with my dick in my hand
Here, senpai. However I'm rooting for NZ. Nothing personal, though.
this shit is actually rigged against the US, this is fucking bullshit, field hockey is retarded
refstick
>Parking the bus in field hockey
This period blood slurping sport is not for me
At least it wasn't a shut out.
You can do it USA!
#teamanglo
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS CHINK REF