_______ just happened and now you can die happy

>_______ just happened and now you can die happy

What just happened?

physicists solved the universe

I told her how I feel

Sup Forums has been cured of cancer

Half life 3 released

I was told I'm hours from death.

OP came out

I just tried jacking off while hanging myself

Diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. It sends me crazy, but in a happy and funny way. My family will remember me as a happy and cheerful fella. Not a tired, depressed, lonely loser
Then maybe my niece will like me and visit more often. I love my niece. I just want to hug her

succ

President Trump

Op died sad

Madam President

Dobit. I believe in you Sup Forumsro

I got a booty pic on Snapchat from aj1999

Europe finally realized their mistake and hit the emergency brake hard regarding immigration

probably tylo be chillin

Rahowa.

The plot of The Division.

Wipe the slate clean. I wonder what direction the property values will go when everyone is a corpse.

I kinda have this desire too. I'm waiting to pass out someday, and when I wake up in a hospital, they tell me I have less than a year to live.

I don't think I would have the balls to kill myself even if I decided too. I can't voluntarily put my family through that. But suddenly having cancer wouldn't be my fault.

An other holocaust

Mutually assured destruction.

What if it's days?