Im going to a massage parlor, how do I tell her I want her to ride my cock?

Im going to a massage parlor, how do I tell her I want her to ride my cock?

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You don't. She will kick you out. You have to go to one that is known to just do that but you won't spend any less than 150. Good luck

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>You have to go to one that is known to just do that
How do you find these?

Backpage

>. You have to go to one that is known to just do that but you won't spend any less than 150

I'm willing to spend $200+ at massage envy

Backpage.com

www.rubmaps.com

I have never had a massage done and I am actually a bit concerned about going to get one specifically because of this shit. I don't want to get arrested for some bullshit like a happy ending. I would be completely content just getting a massage but it would be hard to turn a happy ending down.

Massage Envy will call the police. They are a legit business. Go to backpage and find one there.

Yeah, good luck

It's still illegal though, right? How do you spot the honeypots?

Look for reviews

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The odds of you getting arrested is low, lower than getting shot by a Brazilian

I've never got trip 6s before, awesome

Have fun getting arrested you fucking retard.

OP. What city do you live in and I'll send you to one that should be ok. From one Sup Forumsro to another

Minnesota fag, uh? I can't really help you because I don't like those types of massages from strangers but Backpage is pretty helpful.

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He's full of shit....

Look for dimm lights , lack of English Asians , eager to work.... Once the massage starts they tend to rubb ur cock or rubb there pussy against ur body or some bs. I was charged 20 for massage n pussied out on the handjob.

I'm in Palm Springs CA

But Brazil's crime rate and shootings is through the roof.....

This is true. Although I did get a blonde girl once who was going to college

Anyone have a rub maps paid account? I'd be happy to see more recent reviews.

Look for ads like this one:
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Massage Envy is a US national chain, you fucking autist

Most of the places that do it are ugly ass asians just buy a decent escort

That's the fucking joke you idiot

This.

best reliable free source for information = usasexguide.info (go to relevant city)

best paid source = rubmaps.com

You don't get arrested, they just kick you out

Most? Hardly. You just need to find the right spots. CAMPs (Chinese asian massage parlors) tend towards older, more legit massage, happy ending is HJ only. KAMPs (Korean...) tend towards younger, cuter, crappy massage, full service available. Also the farther you are from a major metro area the fuglier they are. In a big city there are plenty of places with seriously hot girls but you will pay more.

Use your words, OP.