IT'S HAPPENING
AHEAD OF CHINA ON GOLDS
HOLD ME LADS
IT'S HAPPENING
AHEAD OF CHINA ON GOLDS
HOLD ME LADS
:D
BREXIT MAGIC
>brazil not even on top 20
where did everything go so wrong
It should read 17 golds.
Guaranteed one in sailing
>over two hours till cycling
literally wat the fuck lads
If Cav doesn't get Gold he's dead2me
China still has like 5 different badminton and 2 table tennis events. Plus more diving.
You got another gold medal in sailing that isn't counted yet
If you ain't first you last
What did you just win
How are Anglos so superior?
It's not fair, you have two countries helping each other.
Funny, isn't it?
Please stop making these threads, the chinks have 20 different ping pong and diving events left.
GOOD MORNING
horse dancing
Horsey Dancey
>beating a nation with a billion people in it
Dad, I'm proud of you.
Horsey horsey dance
All that track cyclinh doping paid off
HORSE DANCING
+ a bronze in the Hammer throw
Funny isn't it?
Another meme sport
Hint: it requires an athlete
Stop making these broing threads.
Horsey Dancey Prancey
ISN'T IT FUNNY
Don't be bitter, Anna, you've still got dat phat booty.
choke
Clipty cloperty. Fancy dancey
This
>Ireland has 9 golds in their entire olympics history
>we've won 9 over the last 2 days
>God save the queen again
Put it on repeat, Brazil
You got something against broing, bro?
Come at me!
We've got:
Mo
Brownlees
Trott
100% guaranteed sailing medal
Jade Jones
Amber Hill
Don't worry about the chinese, they are going to know the strength of the anglos here
Ireland is carrying you
F U N N Y
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Isn't it?
>5th largest pop in the world
>hosting the games
>one (1) gold medal
WE LOVE YOU ANDY
Can you name a single N.Irish medalist?
CAV?
Cav vould do it it tonight.I wouldnt bet my house on it but hes in a very good postion
Nobody likes this choking cunt.
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Josh Buatsi will win gold
I was listing ones that are more than likely to win gold. Cav could but it isn't a sure thing like them
We're going to pass Hungary today and be in the top 10 tomorrow evening. You heard it here first.
You are a mess! Ha!
>Brownlees
>tfw I keep forgetting about based Alistair.
Someone post a table of who has the most medals in the most sports.
Can we make top 10 this year, lads?
>forgetting about our defending champ
Pity they won't be allowed to cross together for 2 gold medals
I hope Cav wins so much
Hes not the best cyclist we have ever had but the guy wants it so bad, will feel sorry for him if he cucks himself out of gold again
Why is it 100% guaranteed sailing?
LOL
who care?
Can you name a single British medalist?
THE KRAUT IS DEAD
THE ANGLO MARCHES ON
JOIN US IN THE SUN
Jason Kenny in the Keirin
>the BBC has dedicated an entire article on finishing second
I hope so too, him not winning the road race in london was terrible
Vertigo
Im sure hed be happy with just a medal of any kind.he seemed so chill earlyer
He's already secured his legacy as the greatest spirnter in Tour cycling history
Reminder that 20 years ago we got 1 gold in Atlanta.
What went right?
People bitch about swimming events but don't say anything about diving? (do we really need 8 different heights and synchronized?) and cycling-- there are too many of those events too.
Unassailable lead
He literally just needs to step in the boat tomorrow and we get gold
No one can take him over at all in any situation but theres one more race to go
Whats funny about that , it would be a massive deal to us
were you guys always that bad until recently? this was brazil tier bad:
>that gold medal predictor thing
national lottery m8o
Lottery fund and using it to invest into sports other than football/rugby/cricket
Well no not really considering our total medal haul in the Summer Olympics.
They may overtake us at this point. I blame Zika for keeping some of our stars at home (namely in basketball and golf but still)
that games was such an anomaly
tfw 8 years old watching us suck astronomically
felt bad man
USA: 4
GB: 3.5
China: 3
Russia: 1.5
Germany: 1
Japan: 1
France: 1
Uzbekistan: 1
Italy: 1
South Korea: 1
Australia: 0.5
Fiji: 0.5
Cuba: 0.5
Slovakia: 0.5
There are 38 swimming events!
38!!!!
are we fucked when the money runs out?
USA is only first because there's a billion medals in swimming. Really, we're beating them.
diving has 8 total medals available, cycling 18 including BMX and mountain biking, swimming has 34
People aren't going to stop buying lottery tickets m8
>cycling-- there are too many of those events too.
>he says as they literally take out events we win and also change the rules just to fuck us over
WHEN I STOOD UP IN THIS CHAMBER 17 YEARS AGO AND SAID THAT TEAM GB WOULD LEAD CHINA IN THE MEDAL TABLE, YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME.
WELL I HAVE TO SAY YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING ANY MORE, ARE YOU?
What if they stop funding?
They literally only have 10 gold medals outside of swimming
ty
Awesome, once we beat US we should make a legit table
BELGIUM
BASICALLY A NON COUNTRY
Medals don't get added until they've finished the competition
They will get a load in athletics
so has GB if you take out cycling
That's a big assumption.
Da fuck?
There's no need to be upset.
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Raonic could have at least had a silver, but he pussed out over fears of Zika.
Cuba!?!
>USA is only first because they won all those events
Yeah that's usually how things work.
The Unified team?
It's Soviet Union in the middle of their messy divorce
It was in spain u daft lad
>What if they stop funding?
Government decides how that money is spent. The government has realised people like Team GB doing well at Olympics.
Remember that they kept lots of lottery money going into sports before, during and after austerity. Even after the London Olympics (which was the main thing to avoid choking in), they kept the money flowing
Politically speaking, all this success makes it very hard for a British government to stop the funding now.
What sport did GB get the 14th medal in then? Did Murray win one for da land?
>at least
You mean at best