Casino Royale > QoS > Spectre >>>>>>> Skyfall

Casino Royale > QoS > Spectre >>>>>>> Skyfall

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CR > Specter >>>>>> Skyfall > QoS

all shit

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Last night I secretly pounded your sister.

Casino Royale > Skyfall > Spectre >>>>>> Quantum of Solace

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>I brosnaned sandwhiched your sister

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Last night I double oh seven e-coli and pubic hair your sister.

Last night I bondburgered your sister

I've seen this picture multiple times, but never seen the real answer to this riddle. Is this just some kind of troll or is there a confirmed correct answer?

It's

Casino Royale > Skyfall > Quantum > Spectre

That being said, I enjoyed all 4 of them.

Fantastic films.

Spectre is a funny case of people not having the ability to sit through a movie that doesn't cater to ADD editing. It's rather funny.

It's

wrong, OP is correct.

Skyfall has to be one of the worst Bond films ever made.
>idiots will reply with muh box office

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Why do you think it is the worst one?

I honestly do not get Sup Forums's hatred of Skyfall. Its one of the best reviewed James Bond movies ever, its a really well made and entertaining action movie. Whats not to like?

Casino Royale > Skyfall > Spectre >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quantum of shit

it takes a huge shit on the Bond character
>arm is nackered from gunshot
>"He's finished"
>"why come back? Theres no shame in retiring, this is a young mans game"
>failed both physical and mental exams
>arm /shoulder still fucked
cut to end
>"ah, Bond...ready for your assignment?" - as if this is the beginning of Dr No

Because Sup Forums doesn't like movies that are popular and well received by critics

Reminder that if you like Casino but hate Quantum you're a top tier pleb.

Quantum is the fourth act of Casino.

but love Quantum user.

youtu.be/z7kFoR4m1Y0

It's pure contrarianism.

Quantum is a rushed, knock off of a Bourne movie with perhaps the least interesting Bond villain of the series

at least sean connery was really sexy in his movies.

>i Pierced (your sister's) buns

Last night I worst James Bond American your sister?

that's not Roger Moore

Its so easy to figure out: Last night I played Goldeneye and ate cheeseburgers with your sister

Casino Royale - Great
Quantum - It's choppy and rushed but at least it's coherant with no major plot holes
Skyfall - Idiot Plot that turns into Home Alone with a few redeemable qualities like beautiful cinematography and opening action set piece
Spectre - A complete cluster fuck with boring characters and an idiot that ends with Bond shooting down a slowly flying helicopter along a river with a hand gun.

Brosnan was the sixth Bond. The quarter pounder is the ninth item on the McD's menu.

Last night I [69'd] your sister

>Home Alone

>Brosnan was the sixth Bond
Nope, he was the 5th

its supposed to be that but it was made by an idiot.

This makes no sense for non-Americans. Shit riddle.

last night I Bonded Buns with your sister?

pierced buns sounds better

>GOD TIER

On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Living Daylights
Casino Royale

>GOOD TIER

Dr. No
From Russia With Love
Live And Let Die
The Spy Who Loved Me
Licence To Kill
Spectre

>MEDIOCRE TIER

Thunderball
Moonraker
Tomorrow Never Dies
Skyfall

>POOR TIER

Goldfinger
The Man With The Golden Gun
A View To A Kill
Goldeneye
The World Is Not Enough
Quantum Of Solace

>SHIT TIER

You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
For Your Eyes Only
Octopussy
Never Say Never Again
Die Another Day

Literal redditors will dispute this.

Last night I Bond burgered your sister?

ok fine faggot, i'll give you a chance

name 5 good things from spectre

put Skyfall in God tier

Moore was beast you're just a fuckwit

Last night I pierced and in-and-out burgered your sister.

>Spectre in "good tier"
Only pleb of the thread, at least.

>Worst James bond

I'll kill you

Fucking hell, it has been like 4 years since I saw that picture, maybe more. I still think about it like once a month and could never figure it out. FINALLY YOU HAVE RELEASED ME FROM HELL, THANK YOU user.

I geniunely enjoyed Die Another Day. I don't understand why people hated it so much, but I think it's a problem of changing times. It's no more wacky and stupid than some of the earlier Bond films that people regarded as classic, but I suppose after 2000 people wanted realistic gritty stuff instead.

Only Bond movies worth watching:

Dr. No
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

The Living Daylights
License To Kill

GoldenEye
Tomorrow Never Dies
The World Is Not Enough

Casino Royale
Quantum of Solace
Skyfall
Spectre

>Spectre >>>>>>> Skyfall

I'm genuinely baffled at how someone can think Skyfall was the worst.

Contrarianism has gone way too fucking far, huh Arnold?

Spectre did EVERYTHING Skyfall already did but worse in every way, not to mention that it plays straight nearly all the things that Casino Royale subverted or even made fun of. At least Skyfall had the excuse of being an anniversary movie, so it embracing a lot of the usual Bond tropes made sense.
Did you miss the whole point of what Q speech? The whole thing is about showing whether or not 007 is still relevant in modern times he's not, even Craig agrees.

it's a superhero movie

Skyfall Q = here's a radio and a gun, bomb pens are fucking retarded we don't do that shit no more, lol

Spectre Q = here's a bomb watch, go fuck some shit up, lol

Thank you.

I can now find peace.

FTFY

>GOD TIER

Casino Royale
Goldfinger

>GOOD TIER

Goldeneye
The Spy Who Loved Me
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Living Daylights
From Russia With Love
Thunderball
For Your Eyes Only
Skyfall
Licence to Kill

>MEDIOCRE TIER

Moonraker
Tomorrow Never Dies
Live and Let Die
The World is Not Enough
Quantum of Solace
The Man With The Golden Gun
Dr. No
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice

>POOR TIER

A View to A Kill
Spectre
Diamonds are Forever

>Shit Tier

Die Another Day

pretty close, move skyfall to mediocre tier and we'll have a deal

no

name 5 good things about that film

I was considering it but it slightly edges into Good Tier territory for it's great cinematography and music.

I also almost put Specre into Mediocre Tier, it could go either way. It was a weakly made Bond film, but pretty average desu.

Licence to Kill also borders between Mediocre to Good Tier

Other than that it is objectively the best list.

Skyfall's plot is driven by a whole series of MI6 agents being incompetent (mostly M's)

Spectre is just plain boring and Bond and the main girl has zero chemistry.

CR>SF>SP>QoS

The image was deliberately made to make no sense whatsoever. There is no answer to it.

Casino Royale > Quantum of Solace > Skyfall > Spectre.

this

in other words, it got progressively worse

>Never Jamesburgered a chick
You haven't lived

I enjoyed Spectre alot more than Skyfall

Cinematography

Craig's performance

Villain's on-screen presence

Very smooth pacing

M actually dies so the movie has consequences and isn't weightless

Last night I pierced your sister's buns

Is hating Skyfall a meme because it's genuinely the 2nd best Craig Bond?????

Spectre and QoS are both utter bollocks

that's cool, we're all entitled to our own opinions.

for me spectre is just boring and at times i feel like the movie gives up trying (bond ejects out of his car for no reason, the whole meteor compound blows up which one shot to the gas valve)

also it undermines the previous, better movies by forcing a backstory with blofled as the man behind everything. for a childish reason

yes it's a meme, don't let anyone tell you any different.

most well reviewed blockbusters from 2009-13 are bitterly hated on Sup Forums for some reason.

true, but that doesn't mean skyfall isn't utter bollocks as well

if it is a meme, then I didn't know that.

But I genuinely hate it.

>0 negative reviews

>reviews
whats your point?

Skyfall is a decent movie but it has a very thin plot/story. It's very flash/no substance

Still entertaining though, plus great cinematography

only autists hate it.

this meme again have you seen george lazenby?

If you're going to act like that's not impressive then I have nothing to say to you.

I can agree with this list.

If youre going to act as if reviews are the be all and end all then youre an idiot

Skyfall had a strong opening, but then starts to fail mid movie when the main villain shows up, and completely devolves into home alone at the climax.

At that time, the main vaillain's plan to intentionally getting captured and break shit from within has been done to death after Joker and Loki.

The harddrive that contained the spy's list was forgotten by everybody mid movie and never mentioned again.

M, who we are supposed to care about, is unsympathetic, bad at her job, makes terrible decisions and over all being a cunt for the whole movie, making bond's loyalty to her illogical.

The main Bond girl has very little screen time and no chemistry with Craig at all.

The new Q is a smug little prick that turns out to also suck at his job

Moonraker belongs in the poor tier and you know it. Rest is fine.

They aren't, but they at least count for something.

>The harddrive that contained the spy's list was forgotten by everybody mid movie and never mentioned again.

Yea this.

This.

Very thin and weak plot. Makes the movie suffer and weakens it.

With a stronger plot/story Skyfall could've probably been the best Bond movie.

>home alone

>James Bond movie has a weak plot

Shocking.

move man with a golden gun to good tier and you're set, best bond villain and best car chase.

>4 Craig Bond movies
>literally in only one (1) of these movies has he been actually sent on mission to investigate
>the rest have been 'be our one man army bond and do everything because of your feelings'

to be fair, home alone is the best tactic you'll get when your plan is to escape to an old house with a vague amount of weapon and not having any back up cuz you didn't tell any of your allies where you went.

I still don't know why everybody thinks that's a good plan.

that cartoon whistle on the bridge spin fucking ruined it.

that fucking long shot is the only good thing in Spectre. Everything else is pure garbage

Casino>>>QOS>Skyfall>>Spectre

that fucking long shot is just him walking around

It literally is

youtube.com/watch?v=eWk76di7atw

but its a faux long shot inspired by the equally shit Birdman. The breaks were just as obvious

It wasn't but it's a bond movie. It's allowed to be a bit silly.

>ruined it
always makes me laugh though

I thought it looked the part.

Skyfall is boring. I'm sorry, but it is. Watch it with normies and you'll see them fall sleep.

I liked it at the cinema, but the ultimate test to say if a movie is really good and no just something that appeals to my particualr taste is watching it with my father. And he loved Casino and QOS but was bored with Skyfall and Spectre. And I didn't even like Spectre.