>enter bedroom
>See this
>wat do?
Enter bedroom
Hudson Murphy
Jaxson Smith
OOH I COULDN'T LAY EYES ON YOU, YOU ARE INAPPROPRIATE, M'LADY
Jose Jackson
Tell her to gtfo. Fake tits and all. Old hag
Ayden Richardson
That's not a bedroom.
Parker Sullivan
Why are there stairs in my bedroom?
Jordan Garcia
>get out of the room
>get my gun
>kill that aids
Eli Barnes
Nothing because that thing has a dick, where's the pussy faggot?
Adam Bennett
Leave and tell my wife because I'm faithful
Brandon Bennett
wonder why there's a stairwell in my bedroom
Michael Bell
STRANGER DANGER
STRANGER DANGER
Jason Martinez
Turn around 720° and walk out
Jace Martinez
have the sex
Josiah Barnes
Erect my penis
Lucas Kelly
...
Jeremiah Barnes
try and get my dick wet OP, what else?
Luke Ortiz
Rrealistically? Awkwardly stammer out a "hello, who re you? How did you get in my house? Would you like some clothes?"
FML
Camden Johnson
Ejaculate and promptly leave embarrassed
Henry Hughes
wet with pussy juice?
Come on man you can do better than that!
Spontaneously?
Brody Williams
That's not the kitchen.
Josiah Sanders
Wet with pussy juice, wet from her mouth, wet from my pre cum.
MY dick gonna be wet.
Mason Brown
> knock her out
> make her suck my cock while unconscious
> take the Kraner sausage out of my fridge
> put it in the mouth, the deeper the better
> call police
> tell em she broke in my apartment and choked on my most priced sausage
Colton Hall
so you really like this body I'm guessing?
Jayden Sanchez
Whats not to like?
So are you gonna do a fap thread or not OP? Because this is happening either way.