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Azor Jon!

2nd for based our guy. There is not a single person that is more based

Preston

STANNIS
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>Ramsay Snow comes around
>Jon Snow stares
>Sala "D-DO SOMETHING JON"
>Jon + Ramsay realize they have the same last name and give each other a big hug because they're bros
>And then they take Sansa together

Is the Azor Jon spammer just a bot or a really autistic guy?

6th for True Kino

*MUNCH MUNCH* Hmm, is this salad dressing? DO YOU LIKE MAYONNAISE, user? I LOVE TO FILL MY PIEHOLE WITH FOOD SO FUCKING MUCH.

REMOVE MADNESS

Highgarden back on the throne where they should be.

but if wsord hi t miss no tree die wher was die when is stan nes???

The Normies

*Salsa
god damn it

>undergoes a redemption arc
>rapes his sister in the next season in front of his dead son while Cersei begs him not to, completely invalidating his redemption arc

Is this the biggest crime ever committed by D&D?

It's probably the OP.

MADNUSS
FUCKING
SHITS

It's impossible that they chose the name coincidentally.

VALYRIAN
STEEL
ARMOR

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Outta my way normie fucking shits.

I WILL SNATCH EVERY MADNESS DAY

Should be "le THRONE de HER"

What will the absolute madman do next?

>No man is so accursed as the hypeslayer.

>And yet I wear a crown and you rot in chains. How is it that your mods allow that when I have killed three hypes?

>three?

>Well, if you count half hypes. Do you remember Greatjon unChained? Wretched idea. Do you remember that pottery of giant breaking chains on Umber sigil? All he could do was dying offscrent. He was my second. Syrio is alive was my first. All I had to do was forgetting about him. The five seasons had turned him to literally who, so his fans could not cry out. But their hype grew frantic as it died. They begged d&d and the Fat Man. When the life went out of them, I went out and shitposted in /got/, waiting for the hotpockets to strike me down. None did. Oh, and Eurio was the third, but you knew that. I could not do the deed myself, but it was the show casting that pushed it off the bridge

Wikifags BTFO

Crashing Planetos

Which actress would best suit to play Lyanna Stark?

(Lyanna Stark is a minor but major character role in the famous television fantasy show Game of thrones which this general is dedicated to)

MADNUSS
HAS
HAD
ITS
DAY

Sharks with fuckin lazer beams

>Bran Meera Jojen and Hodor struggle to beat two or three wights in the S4 finale
>Meera Hodor and Leaf wreck their shit by the dozens in The Door episode

what happened sempai, how did they turn into jobbers

>DABID, we gotta give Rhaegar black hair, so that people understand that he's Jon's dad, lol.

>that hype when Euron is maddest of them all
>thw krakenbowl

This one

Nice Crocks.

That's enough, you are ruining Mace the Ace.

I refuse to believe they had fabric like this in middle ages.

1 2 or 6 - I would be happy with either

because Leaf and ho's had fucking plasma grenades?

5.

2 if Lyanna ever reached her mid 30s

>I-I am eating, m'lord! I'd never disappoint Our Author!

I think my brain just died trying to read this

Really bruh?

I bet based mace the ace switches grip on his longsword like a pro.

Don't mind me, just posting best girl.

What leaks are known for episode 7?

If Dany has been running around in fucking jeans for seasons, and Mace wears longsleeve with sweater printed on it, why not this?

Why? It's probably just really good handmade fabric. She's the queen of the realm, there are probably hundreds of people making clothes for her and the other royal family members.

but even Meera was one-shotting them, she even insta-killed a White Walker, and while it was justified by the spear having a dragonglass tip, it still made them look weak and wasn't really necessary

I'm not too picky. but 8 looks like her face was stretched wide. So not her. Same with 7. 4's face is too thin. I simply don't like 2's face. The others are alright.

wtf where the fuck did this come from?
please tell me this is from another movie or another series?

bran should worg into benjen and give her a good seeing to

Daily reminder dragonglass + castleforged steel = Valyrian steel

Dracula: The untold story

6 is my waifu

Maybe that's a blackfyre?

Dracula Untold

It's shit.

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Some shitty predictions about Sansa.

Bet her pussy would melt old benjen's cold cock.
It'll come out looking like an icicle.

I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in High Garden. I was schooled in madness. I was given the title of Warden of the South. They take a battle plan "Kill the Sparrows" They have a one handed cripple guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to High Garden. He doesn’t know madness. He has can't hold a sword. They make him the Lord Commander. We got 450,000 ravens [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the battle and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of King's Landing and the politics.

RAPING MY NIECE AND NEPHEW

>mfw they're all dead

yeah, making him doing fucking nothing for 2 seasons absolutely fucked up his character development

it should had been as in the books, hand cut off, then fucking off to riverrun after Tywin died

got vs vikings vs black sails
what is best? why?

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Brienne, Stannis, Davos, Mance ware raped as well. Jaime still has chance to recover tho

One day I will rape Meera,
watching the curly bimbo idling in these empty forests, I will slowly sneak up behind her through the shadows of the busy trees. Naturally the idiotic frog girl will be unaware of her surroundings, probably wiping shit of this useless cripple's ass, she knows the foolish masses just love her caring persona and the attention is like a drug for the otherwise lonely girl.

That doesn't matter to me though, my goal is her body and pride and I must take both.

I will approach the huntress from her blind spot, silent and unnoticeable to the untrained eyes and ears. One of my favorites: a really blunt mallet, is a fast, precise weapon and especially effective against unprepared adventurers that do not even think about carrying the local cheap helmets with them. Meera will fall asleep immediately, and in that same moment I must grab her unconscious body and ride us both into a shady, abandoned corner of the forest, far away from the eyes of potential saviors.

Me and Meera all alone in the dark groves, I have been waiting for this moment for a long time. I'll rip off the little cloth covering her medium sized udders and start slapping them, one, two, three .... fifteen times until she regains Consciousness.
Awoken from the pain of her bruised tits I will turn her attention to me by whipping my 10 inch icy cold wight dick across her shocked face, Meera will at this point undoubtedly open her lewd mouth to scream for help.

The whitewashing of Cersei is also up there.

>what is best?
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

>why
That is good! That is good.

She bleached her anus in the show?

>winter is coming and so am I
FUCK

Plz, stop reposting this. Uncle Benjen has never been one to rape anyone and now he probably doesn't even have a working dick to do so.

A futile gesture in my presence, I will simply use an unheard white walker spell to stop her brain from issuing any commands to her body while still being fully conscious. The curly bitch with her mouth open drooling and tongue half out can only be described as a pathetic sight, so I will simply take the invitation and shove my undead dick inside her mouth.

Her throat, not quite used to the foreign body invading the space she needs to breathe, will certainly hurt and at this point I will release her brain from the spell while I force my 10 incher all the way down her throat until my crotch bumps into her nose. Of course I made sure to not wash my equipment for a few days beforehand so the stink of the pheromones and sweat emanating from them will violently assault the frogwoman's nose while she without doubt will try to catch a breath of any air she can get.
Laughable, I will not let her breathe even once as my stacked gear penetrates all the way down to her windpipe and feeling the walls of Meera throat wrapping around me ensure that no amount of air will pass.

The girl will probably try to fight back, maybe even try to bite it off or damage me. But to no avail, I know all about her weak build and against my undead northern dong there is no escape for her.
Disregarding Meera's need for air I will continuously thrust myself in and out of her throat just until she's about to pass out, at which point I'll release the pent up climax, hosing down pints of hot-white semen down her throat filling her stomach and lungs to the brim with my mana before sliding out of her throat allowing her to breathe for the first time.
As Meera chokes and coughs from the white stuff filling her lungs and throat, trying to catch a single breath of fresh air, I give her a condescending look, letting her know that winter is coming, and so am i.

Dragons are cool though, right?

yawn

well frog girls do like their tadpoles

Did Benjen even have any love interst?

You can't "rape" your sister just as you can't rape "your" wife.

it is known

what a cute king

>not wearing medieval blue jeans

She should have been Cersei

>youtube.com/watch?v=AmlSMeY0ALQ
stop wasting quads with your shitty channel

this is a shoop right?

nice chainmail sweater

you should have been Cersei

Looks too weak-bitchy.

it's not even fucking sweater. It's a longsleeve with a wool sweater pattern printed on it

its worst costume so far

MACE IN THE IRON THRONE
WHEN

>Rape
yawn.

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The shitposting by virgins in this thread is ridiculous

reminder

Black Sails > GoT > Vikings
Black Sails is just consistently great. Every next season is better than the previous, they did every final right and even though there are few shit characters the overall cast is good enough that they can afford to kill off your favourite character without a quality dip.
GoT was better when they stuck with the books. Now it's hit and miss and the pacing is a mess, but the scale saves it for me.
Vikings were great first two seasons, but then it got worse and worse to the point that I don't even want to watch it anymore. Maybe when they'll finally kill off Ragnar it will pick up.

I'M GETTING IMPATIENT LADS

BASED FORRESTERS WHEN

MACE THE ACE

I had a dream about next episode
He died

wut

>she read the books
why is she so based

Reminder Euron is Varys and here is why.

>Euron is the Drowned God while Varys has been refereed too as a Merling one time, this could be a subtle hint to his Iron Island origins
>Euron had a dragon egg one time and didn't show up until the Kingsmoot started and his father, Balon Greyjoy, was long gone. Who is to say Euron didn't pay the Faceless Men with a dragon egg to assassinate his father so he could put himself on top of the Iron Islands
>Varys is known to hate magic then again this could all be a ruse to withdraw suspicion from him, he is also apparently a master of disguise, who is to say Varys isn't some kind of glamour Euron was wearing?
>Both are involved in tongue mutilations in someway, Euron cuts out the throats of his sailor's tongues while Varys does the same to his Little Birds, maybe the Little Birds grow up to be sailors or he sacrifices them in a ritual to the Drowned God
>Both want the Targs in Westeros again, Euron wants to marry Daenerys while Varys is pushing for Targs to sit the throne again for the "good of the realm"