Golden cheek, wtf
Golden cheek, wtf
My house
my head.
my dick
My right calf.
A golden calf.
Oh shiii
Free GRILLZ BOI
MY DICK DEAR GOD
An Xbox one controller for some reason
Gold blanket
Quilt (UK term fuck off Amerilards)
Whats left of my ice cream stick.
my desk
niiiiice
My phone
GOLDEN PENIS
a fucking bottle cover, fuck you
guess I have a solid gold t-shirt now
my chin id call my self the golden chin
my laptop
>implying i don't know what a quilt is
you britbongs don't have nearly as much figured out as you think you do, faggot
Golden skull?
My pillow.
I will not sleep well.
My phone
Bedframe
A bottle of Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest beer. I WANT MY BEER BACK!!!!!!
My phone
solid gold surface pro 3. nice
Golden dog semen
my dick
I'm kind of rich but I doubt I live long enough to enjoy it so I'm also kind of fucked.
I was leaning into my desk with my hand touching the tabletop (that's a shitload of gold) and my t-shirt which now is going to be impossible to get off and probably will constrict my breathing and maybe kill me.
My vag. Not the worst thing.
how thick is your shirt?
Gold pillow here
My phone and my dining room table. Niceeee
who wants a golden left testicle?
Solid gold vape
hahaha XD im a grill guys hahahah my vagina is gold XD pay attention to me like my father never did hahahahahahaah XD
kys plz
Probably dead, but whatever.
My fucking dick is gold wtf
Why have we not just renamed this site titsorgtfo.org/b/
Seriously its a staple rule.
Nobody gives a shit about your vag until the timestamped titpics.
NOW TITS OR GTFO
gold balls, could be worse I guess
Kek. You're just mad I'm not a trap fag
Sleep tight
My laptop. The one I'm typing this on. I have no idea why it's still working. Fortunately, now I can afford a new one.
A cigarette
Gold forehead.
I am now a bond villain.
my chin
Golden pussy. Cool.
Golden Cumrag
A solid gold pen.
Alright alright alriight
They don't call me the gold member for nothing
Golden lips
My right nipple
Now my rectum is gold....shit
My phone, charger, and headphones are now gold
Golden tablet.
A solid gold S7 Edge
My right hand.
Jamie Lannister style.
are i died?
Just buy a new head
My head. Fuck
my beard
Pretty thick for a cotton t-shirt. I guess gold is soft enough that maybe I might be able to wiggle out of this thing. Maybe.
This is a good thing. This is like saying whatever you are holding in your left had turned into money. How fucked are you?
Well now I have a solid gold brick for my phone
Plus I have a massive otterbox type case on my note 5 so this will be valuable
Let's see
It is 13.58 cubic inches which would be 9.48 pounds of gold
At the current value of gold is $1320/pound that's $12,518
Brits think us Americans are all stupid
My left leg. Im rich!
Oh shit u right. Just use the gold i got to buy a better new improved current gen head with cupholders
Would you want a solid gold flaccid penis?
Golden iPad maddafacka. Not very fucked at all
My laptop... FML
OP's mom
My homework and cat. Bye Lonnie :(
I'm not using it anyway, I'm a loser
You know the volume of your phone with the case on?
I had a caliper sitting by me
Whatevs
headphones
Golden penis.
Fuck.
It's not even erect yet. It's going to be forever solid at only fucking six inches.
They're right. That should be we Americans, not us Americans; or better yet just we, or just Americans.
>Quilts
>UK Terms
I get that it's a term from the UK, but that doesn't mean you're the only fuckers who use it. We use the term as well.
That's like saying Britbongs don't know what a lightbulb is because the Americucks made it.
Did someone skip English in High School
well my iPhone is now a gold bar
Holding a vaporizer, part of the hand resting on my keyboard.
My dick!
My laptop. Sell it and pay for college. If only this were real.
was touching like three things desk mouse pad and wire with keyboard im ok I guess.
My delicious noodles
Same here OP. Bored as fuck.
golden pelvis
Deez nuts
lol same
Teeth, instant nigger
You are missing the point.
The only thing that makes you any different from a man in society is your ability to reproduce and your attractiveness.
You are on Sup Forums, which means you being a female means literally nothing.
So either post your tits or get the fuck out.
Nobody cares about your gender here.
Hence, "there are no girls on Sup Forums".
It implies that rule unless proven otherwise.
See: TITS OR GTFO
Fucking newfag pretending to be a chick.
>sad as fuck
mah face
...
Gold steering wheel
My pet ball python. I'm ok with it lol