Golden cheek, wtf

Golden cheek, wtf

My house

my head.

my dick

My right calf.
A golden calf.
Oh shiii

Free GRILLZ BOI

MY DICK DEAR GOD

An Xbox one controller for some reason

Gold blanket

Quilt (UK term fuck off Amerilards)

Whats left of my ice cream stick.

my desk

niiiiice

My phone

GOLDEN PENIS

a fucking bottle cover, fuck you

guess I have a solid gold t-shirt now

my chin id call my self the golden chin

my laptop

>implying i don't know what a quilt is
you britbongs don't have nearly as much figured out as you think you do, faggot

Golden skull?

My pillow.

I will not sleep well.

My phone

Bedframe

A bottle of Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest beer. I WANT MY BEER BACK!!!!!!

My phone

solid gold surface pro 3. nice

Golden dog semen

my dick

I'm kind of rich but I doubt I live long enough to enjoy it so I'm also kind of fucked.

I was leaning into my desk with my hand touching the tabletop (that's a shitload of gold) and my t-shirt which now is going to be impossible to get off and probably will constrict my breathing and maybe kill me.

My vag. Not the worst thing.

how thick is your shirt?

Gold pillow here

My phone and my dining room table. Niceeee

who wants a golden left testicle?

Solid gold vape

hahaha XD im a grill guys hahahah my vagina is gold XD pay attention to me like my father never did hahahahahahaah XD

kys plz

Probably dead, but whatever.

My fucking dick is gold wtf

Why have we not just renamed this site titsorgtfo.org/b/

Seriously its a staple rule.

Nobody gives a shit about your vag until the timestamped titpics.

NOW TITS OR GTFO

gold balls, could be worse I guess

Kek. You're just mad I'm not a trap fag

Sleep tight

My laptop. The one I'm typing this on. I have no idea why it's still working. Fortunately, now I can afford a new one.

A cigarette

Gold forehead.

I am now a bond villain.

my chin

Golden pussy. Cool.

Golden Cumrag

A solid gold pen.

Alright alright alriight

They don't call me the gold member for nothing

Golden lips

My right nipple

Now my rectum is gold....shit

My phone, charger, and headphones are now gold

Golden tablet.

A solid gold S7 Edge

My right hand.

Jamie Lannister style.

are i died?

Just buy a new head

My head. Fuck

my beard

Pretty thick for a cotton t-shirt. I guess gold is soft enough that maybe I might be able to wiggle out of this thing. Maybe.

This is a good thing. This is like saying whatever you are holding in your left had turned into money. How fucked are you?

Well now I have a solid gold brick for my phone

Plus I have a massive otterbox type case on my note 5 so this will be valuable

Let's see

It is 13.58 cubic inches which would be 9.48 pounds of gold

At the current value of gold is $1320/pound that's $12,518

Brits think us Americans are all stupid

My left leg. Im rich!

Oh shit u right. Just use the gold i got to buy a better new improved current gen head with cupholders

Would you want a solid gold flaccid penis?

Golden iPad maddafacka. Not very fucked at all

My laptop... FML

OP's mom

My homework and cat. Bye Lonnie :(

I'm not using it anyway, I'm a loser

You know the volume of your phone with the case on?

I had a caliper sitting by me

Whatevs

headphones

Golden penis.
Fuck.
It's not even erect yet. It's going to be forever solid at only fucking six inches.

They're right. That should be we Americans, not us Americans; or better yet just we, or just Americans.

>Quilts
>UK Terms
I get that it's a term from the UK, but that doesn't mean you're the only fuckers who use it. We use the term as well.
That's like saying Britbongs don't know what a lightbulb is because the Americucks made it.

Did someone skip English in High School

well my iPhone is now a gold bar

Holding a vaporizer, part of the hand resting on my keyboard.

My dick!

My laptop. Sell it and pay for college. If only this were real.

was touching like three things desk mouse pad and wire with keyboard im ok I guess.

My delicious noodles

Same here OP. Bored as fuck.

golden pelvis

Deez nuts

lol same

Teeth, instant nigger

You are missing the point.

The only thing that makes you any different from a man in society is your ability to reproduce and your attractiveness.

You are on Sup Forums, which means you being a female means literally nothing.

So either post your tits or get the fuck out.

Nobody cares about your gender here.

Hence, "there are no girls on Sup Forums".

It implies that rule unless proven otherwise.

See: TITS OR GTFO

Fucking newfag pretending to be a chick.

>sad as fuck

mah face

...

Gold steering wheel

My pet ball python. I'm ok with it lol