Bond. Jane Bond

>Bond. Jane Bond.

Give me ONE good reason this wouldn't work other than misogyny or muh feminism boogeyman.

you can't.

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Agreed.

make a jane bond movie

just dont stop making james bond movies

Just create a new fucking female spy character not attached to Bond. Nobody wants to see a female Bond. Create new villians and shit fir her character. Seriously. Fuck all this. I cant wait til these bullshit movies start bombing.

that's not how feminism works user

it must happen.

She's too young.

Bond needs to be a middle aged, seemingly "Mature" character.

>white jane bond
>next james bond is black
>tie-in movie where jane bond gets the BBC she craves

She's weak as fuck my nigga. Would be dominated by any male in any situation with that shitty physique of hers.

The 'Jane Bond' premise is fucking stupid and impossible to take seriously. What's more, the notion of that little runt playing a cold blooded spy is ridiculous.

Because its not credible for her tiny ass to beat around legions of mobsters. Shit even biff Craig struggled against Batista. So yeah... I'm not buying this shit.

You would have to cast fucking Holy Holm or Ronda Rousey.

I don't think you know how strong woman can be. I have seen a lot of movie where skinny women like emma watson beat the shit out of a dozen trained men

Because she looks like a kid.

Bond always looked like he had experience and wisdom from years of training and missions, the last thing I want to see is a young up-and-coming bond.

If anything is like them to go with an old jaded bond

Well for starters she's a woman. In addition, she's a feminist nutcase. Lastly she's aiming for an Oscar in every role.

You got yourself an over-acted box office bomb filled with misconceived political agendas.

Being a cumbucket instead of a ladies man would be sort of weird

The character of James Bond is often tortured and subjected to a large amount of physical violence. Do you thing SJWs would put up with that happening to a female character?

This.

They need to get rid of James Bond and replace it with Jane, otherwise it's not empowering enough.

It's the whole defeating patriarchy thing they are raving about. It's not enough to make a cool movie about a british female spy, they need to get rid of the male british spies first.

I'd be fine with it as long as she was a lesbian.

Bond's gender isn't important to his character, but the Bond-Girls are.

100lbs women are scary as fuck and can take mental duress

what i meant was the idea that a female bond couldn't work is because of a perceived notion that the filmakers intentions are rooted solely in feminism.
look at that handbag, it was made to carry a PPK.

Because it doesn't make sense to give another MI6 spy the name, Bond, when Bond's name is his real name.

However, I wouldn't mind a spin-off movie about another MI6 spy that shares the universe with James Bond.

I don't think she'd be a good lead for an action movie.
Or she'd have to spend like 8 months training.

someone post a photograph of emma's hairy pusy lips she makes me SO horny

And Gillian Flynn as screenwriter. Make it happen.

Could be fun, self insert a lot of Emma's personality and set it in the middle east.
"*Bang*... I'm sorry,*stab*, so very sorry,*call to prayer*... oh, well I respect you culture so we'll take a break..."
Then she gets raped.

Emma Whatson hasn't the physique du role

If anyone criticized her sexual proclivities it would be considered slut shaming.

Bzzzzzt. Wrong! Male Bond needs to be like that because it is prime for male sexuality and charm that is part of his weapons. Women prime younger.

>think youre accommodating to the upset female crowd
>look back at previous Bond films with female spies
>the story follows where they are encouraged to make relations with the target to gain information (From Russia with Love for one example)
>angry dyed hair females everywhere

it'd be a bad idea

What if she specialized in ying jao na (eagle claw) kung-fu, where she would just need to be strong enough to gouge eyes or rip ears or noses?

Because heels are practical for a spy.

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Because in Ian Fleming's books James Bond is a dude. But how about a transgender Bond?

Because it's harder for a woman to go under cover in third world nations and nobody will respect her.

wow so fantastic i only wish she showed her butt hole hair too

Very practical. They make people lost their heads and reveal their state secrets just for privilege of touching feet. Barefoot chasing scene over city and forest of course too.

Easily the most unfunniest meme out of this place lately.

the guy who bought her fappening pics will eventually grow bored and release them

>Nobody wants to see a female Bond
speak for yourself noob.
though im not sure if she would make a better Jane Bond or Emilia Clarke. i am torn betwixt them.

Because changing the sex of a character changes everything about the character because men and women are different. That's not sexist, it's a fucking fact. Hence if you change genders you trivialise the character by making changes to make the genders work, OR just just change the gender and it becomes retarded expecting it to work.

As says, start with a story and a concept that goes with the casting.

>Because its not credible for her tiny ass to beat around legions of mobsters
This is what guns and knives for.

Worst actress in the industry, zero gravitas.

this


make your own movies if you want to,

Bond's meant to be hot.

he gonna use the tranny bathroom?

Rose and Paige van zant are fighters but they aren't really big.

Maybe they can't heem men but I would pay to watch pvz heem Emma Watson

>Emilia Clarke.
Nope.

We need someone mature, possibly in her 30s.

>implying there were any fappening pics to be sold

Isn't he in jail? They probably deleted them.

it can work. Angelina Jolie already did it years ago before she became a skelly.

Pant suits on women just don't give the same visual effect as suits on men. In formal wear women look better in dresses. Which doesn't really mix in with the well dressed super spy.

B E L I E V E

No but I'd like to see this as a lesbian porn parody

make an original female spy character

the entire point of Bond is he's unrestrained masculinity and a woman who fucks lots of men isn't impressive

>We need someone mature, possibly in her 30s.
Young innocent looking makes much better female spy.

Would be better if she was specialized in no nado de punani

Perfect Dark movie never.

>latina Bond
as much as i would like to see a porn of this starring Bella, changing his gender AND ethnicity would mean to change the lore and backstory too drastically.

>Backless heels
DROPPED

How are they going to explain the sex change?

She's a womanlet.
In her first fight she'd get beat and gangrapped.

Those shoes look really uncomfortable.

Women spies sleep their way to the top and secretly leak out information when nobody is looking. Doesn't seem as impressive.

It may work as a porn flick.

>Doesn't seem as impressive.
Watch Gone Girl.

She does.

Women spies are shit-tier and are only good at sexing and getting sexed and getting shot. The British tv show Spooks got in heaps of shit in the first few seasons because they portrayed the women agents realisticly as sex traps and only useful in the office. Then they were forced to add a mary-sue.

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A female James Bond movie would be fine. It would change the dynamic of the character a bit, but as long as the movie withheld from masturbating about how progressive the scenario is and being a big pedantic, awkward attack against those darn dirty sexists, it could work.

Not Emma Watson though. She looks like a twig. Needs to be a more athletic woman if she's going to be a super spy.

Joke's on you Sup Forums, I actually LOVE this idea.

She'll have to seduce Russian male spies.

And having a Russian in any superiority or envious role is expressly forbidden in Cinema.

I'm completely ok with this, but I think Emily Blunt would be better.

Sure. As long as you choose a proper actresss.

She's a spy. She doesn't have to go around beating guys in fistfights, she could shoot them or stab them or something.

My name is Evader, Tax Evader.

>And having a Russian in any superiority or envious role is expressly forbidden in Cinema.

What about the Russian agent in "The Man from UNCLE"? Or Ivan Drago from Rocky IV? Or Colossus in Deadpool?

Leana Heday could work. Or Famke Jensen.

>She will never shit on your face

Because James Bond is a male and was always made to be so.

Violence could be effective and look very brutal without any application of physical force.
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no talent or presence and worst emma without question

Why do people let their dicks talk? Yes she's fuckable, that doesn't mean she should be in everything; Just look at what you fucktards did to JLaw. She's now part of franchises she despises.

She wouldn't be a good Bond because she can't act and is tiny as hell. I'd be surprised if she could win a fight against a twinky.

Leave the spy stuff to real women.

Add fucking Twitch whores and paying CamWhores to do shit to that list as well

why is emma stone white

All of those characters were CGI.
Makes it ok.

my dick screams for gemma

The only thing she should be in is my bedroom.

but OP I'm so far gone in bitching about the feminazi menace I don't know how else to respond.

A female bond would work if they changed the theme of the movies.

If they centred the character around seduction and espionage, rather than fighting and shooting, it could be cool. A different kind of bond.

It would fix the issue of making bond female for the sake of being female. If they just copied james bond into a female body, it's pointless; but if they change the way bond acts and fights and spies, then it could be worth it, and not just a "progressive" change.

Also, keep making james bond films alongside.

Because James Bond is a man.

James Bond is a male power wank fantasy. I'm not saying you couldn't make a good spy movie with Emma in the lead, but the concept is fundamentally different to that of Bond.

Too damn young and those boots but otherwise ok.

Women are weak and unable to fight toe to toe with men of average physique.

and how would she fight in hand to hand combat ? she looks like you could literally tear her apart with your bare hands.

Because Emma Watson doesn't have the chops for it.

Throw in a real actress and I legitimately have no problem with it.

They should remake Alien but Ripley is a man

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>and how would she fight in hand to hand combat ?
>hand to hand combat

Bonds

>Best bonds

1.Connery
2.Dalton
3.Brosnan
4.Moore
5.Craig
6.Lazenby

>Best films

Thunderball
GoldenEye
The Living Daylights
OHMSS
Goldfinger

>Best themes

Nobody Does It Better
Live and Let die
Diamonds Are Forever
Thunderball
Tomorrow Never Dies

does that gun have a fucking string attached to his hand? Since her small frail hands would let it go at the slightest breeze my man