How to get laid as a 16 year boy ?

How to get laid as a 16 year boy ?

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wiat 2 years, go to a brothel

Wait 2 years. Ask again.

Ugh, why do underages exist?

dont get your hopes up. make friends with /r9k/

girls your age like guys in their 20's.

you need to age 4-10 years by tomorrow.

what sucks is when you hit 20 and you dont want to go near those girls otherwise you feel like a pedo.

its not like that in the rest of the world faggot.

you need to go outside, and then as far away from your house as you can.

life is "different" in other places.

>not fucking with you. it really is.

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Quit being an insufferable/boring faggot or become hot
Its not that fucking difficult

>19
>Only into virgins
>Virgin because of this
>Girls 16 and up have had lots of dicks inside
>Underages are illegal
>Already came to terms with myself about getting wizard status
>Still this is an issue because the ones I feel attracted to are not the ones I SHOULD feel attracted to

How do I become asexual, Sup Forums?

>what sucks is when you hit 20 and you dont want to go near those girls otherwise you feel like a pedo

you're in the wrong place boyo

Get a prostitute from backpage.

HA
This
I'm 19 and had the first realization the other day that I was jacking it to someone on the internet that was younger than me.
While she was being hammered up the same pipe by two Italians. (presumably plumbers) n'all.

That really fucked with my head for awhile.

Start eating lollipops at the truck stop and winking a lot.

though to be honest I think what I found the most fucked up is that I'm a virgin, but this chick is making money by getting railed and she's a year younger than me.

Just made me feel like I should be achieving more, y'know?

Underage reported.

B&

CUT IT OFF

How do I become asexual without any pain, Sup Forums?

Quit being a faggot and accept the fact that other people have sex you fucking moron

Neither of these answered my question.

HOW
DO
I
BECOME
ASEXUAL

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