Isn't this the obvious choice?

isn't this the obvious choice?

It's the only choice, but it won't happen.

looks juvenile and has no range

Too alpha for 2016

>isn't this the obvious choice?

For a bond villain

nah, jon hamm would do way better.

could be, but he might be overexposed or over saturated whatever term you wanna use

i would prefer someone a little less known

pleb: the statement

>no range

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Him or Aidan Turner

>no range
Idiot.

>burger
>bond

>The names Bond. James Bond.

I would say Idris Elba and Tom Hiddlestone are the likeliest candidates and they're overexposed/over saturated

More like James Bald

for real? as a straight man why do I suddenly respect him more?

He's already in the movies, though.

>your sister

Everyone else thought that joke was too obvious, unoriginal, overused, and unfunny. Not you though, my insecure American teenage friend!

This is the obvious choice.

Too old.

that guy from layer cake should be the new bond.

Not after the last tv show he did. It deserves at least 10 years in the desert.

Tom Hardy?

Dr. No I'm MI6

Viggo bond villain WHEN?

He has the looks and the acting, cast him already instead quentin tarantino meme actors.

Me too, pham

>they will never give a bond movie to a director that would lure him into playing him just once

He's only good at playing mustache men to bh

What?

He's M

Clive Owen should be James Bond.
I'm very worried about those Hiddleston rumours, I can't see him doing it.

This is the only choice if female Bond.

>tfw SJWs and Tumblrinas would rather have the one on the left or the one on the right play Bond
When will this madness end?

>if female Bond
Shut up.

Why are you guys putting so much pressure on the age aspect. Roger Moore was old as fuck in Bond and was honestly not quite believable. Most football players quit in their late 30s because they simply can't keep up with the younger ones. A bond around 40 years of age would be perfect, just like Fessbenders real fucking age.

Save him from the DC-shitfest

>craig
>bond

Are you schizophrenic?

Nobody wants that faggot from Lucifer in anything but a wheat thresher

>inb4 self-loathing insecure ugly teenager

I want him inside me.

>jealous obese neckbeard spotted

Funny story when themarysue covered a story about jolie wanting to play bond all the commentors were against it talking about how bond MUST be male because he "represents british masculinity" or some shit. so even the hardcore sjws are adament on a male bond, although their reason were pulled out of their asa i thought it was ironic.

The only way I'd go see another Bond movie in theaters would if they either made a lot of changes including a non British Bond, or if they took themselves a lot less seriously and brought back some campiness.

Richard Armitage could probably play Bond. I don't think he has a distinct enough face though.

You are a cancer.

way too effeminate

It's okay, user. I wish I looked like him too.

>they don't like my shit tier actor husbando

Samefag harder.

agreed, bond needs to quip every minute and the movie needs to be very, very fun or i'm frankly not interested. why would i watch sub-90% RT rating trash, i'll just watch all the iron mans, xmen movies, and captain america again.

and just lol at the faggot 4channers who think these boring artsy movies are good. if it doesn't make at least a half billion at the box office, it's a shitty movie, k thx byeeee

Would you accept a fat, or not traditionally beautiful bond girl actress? Assume for the moment that her acting talent is amazing, like she is guaranteed to perform so well as to get the first oscar ever for a bond girl performance.

>the name's Ada- I mean Bond, James Bond

Is that Loki???

yes. He is also the current frontrunner in vegas odds for next bond. I don't even think they're letting you bet money on him any more, they think it's that sure a thing.

Fassbender is too big

all the previous James Bond were barely known, or known from some semi-popular tv-show at most

dude is old. that's a pic from like 10 years ago m8.

The man from UNCLE?

Really?

you don't feel that boat has sailed already?

>triggered

>bond needs to quip every minute
But James Bond was famous for his cheesy one liners. I don't see why having some of that back would be such an awful idea.
You capeshit fags have the worst taste.

because people don't get younger and general

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For the same reason that we don't use projection screens to film car chases scenes.

it's dated.

... ESL?

Clive warren

Your comparison makes no sense.
And no a little humor is not dated despite what Sup Forums wants you to believe with our brand new buzzword.

I dont even know this actor but your response screamed intimidated basement dweller so cry harder shitstain.

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What happened to people wanting Clive Owen?

>I've only seen him in X-Men, says the redditor
also OP, he's starring as a detective in the Jo Nesbo adaptation being directed by Thomas Alfredson. I don't need him to be Bond too

what?

Why are you so upset?

Jason Statham could do it.

>balding
lmaooooooooooooo

>Bond... James Bond

>actor but your response screamed intimidated basement dweller

You would know being an expert.

he got old and boring

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>NO U
You are so clearly triggered

Because we triggered him and he's desperatly trying to avoid crying to his waifu (aka bodypillow)

Bond... James Bond

>Bond
>Not baaaaaaahnd.

Kill yourself

cmon now...

he LOOKS the most like Bond of any of the choices and was already on the shortlist for Casino Royale

he doesn't have much range but he can pull of suave / cool / stoic well enough. he'd be like a Brosnan level Bond but he'd be passable

Hiddleston would be terrible. him and Aiden Turner look like people a laymen could beat the shit out of.