Which one of you called the cops on me? Who cares if I had a teenager over?

Which one of you called the cops on me? Who cares if I had a teenager over?

It was me

Not cool man, they showed up at my house

Maybe you should quit molesting kids

I don't!

Was it kindergarten cops?

kek

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Leave my nephew alone. Delete any pics you have of him.

Big tirion lannister? Is that you? Rotate 90 T Dog, you drunk

How's this

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Haha very funny

I certainly thought so pedo

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Is it just me or does he look like he would try sell you a type of mdma called "this is permanent"?

You fucking deserve it you pedo cunt

I'm not a pedo!

Son you have fucked up. Better an hero. Live stream pls

Convince me

You had a teenager over.... That's creepy as fuck and more than slightly suspect

So what?

what's this dud?

If you get convicted of child didling then you will be didled in prison by a large trucker with a bear cock

aw, why'd you delete your Facebook, Tarl? thought you were gonna eat a shitsandwich for me.

Just a friend

Its still up

Was he really?

i doubt it, but i put the offer out there.

What did he want in exchange

NYPA?

holy shit! it worked, i sent a message anonymously on the school site, and told them to call the cops lol

Fuck you man

Tarl's got a thing for teen boy feet. i was gonna send him pics of mine if he'd eat a shit sandwich. seems worth it.

oh, i'm not op or anything. i don't care if you do stuff to him or whatever. Tarl has a habit of posting threads exposing himself on the internet. seemed the cops finally came after some white knights reported him.

what did the cops do when they got to your house?

Started interviewing me, called the kids parents, and I think they've been watching me sense

kek, what a creep

how did they find out which kid it was?

They asked me, they knew the school and all

at what point were the cops called? had you been to the school?

They showed up at my house shortly before school was getting out

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Tarl, i've been following your threads for a while now. this is Sup Forums, i've probably missed a few, but i'm bored.

where do you think the foot thing started? what about the teen thing? is it some sort of arrested development, like something happened when you were that age?

also, i can't remember how old you are.

I've loved feet for as long as I can remember. And teens, no idea where that came from. Also I'm 27

do you ever wonder if it would just be easier to find a young looking but still legal twink?

why do you keep posting these threads? is it part of the fetish?

I've only posted 3, the rest weren't me?

gotcha. not that i'm complaining because i'm surprisingly invested in the narrative at this point, but you see that this road leads only to demise, right?

Why are you so invested?

a combination of boredom and sunk cost fallacy.

Can I see your barefeet?

I second this

Tips for newfags.....
Ignore this kind of thread and just lurk. Little you know the better, and don't jump to any conclusion.

Like what?

sure, if you eat a shit sandwich.

Let's see some pics of boyfeet!

I've been lurking and it seems like there's quite alot of samefagging going on.

I have no bread

eh, i'm not a newfag, just profoundly bored with the repetitive ylyl/rekt/trump/whatever model of posts. this is at least a change in pace.

i'm not that fag, but i've posted a bunch of times. not trying to hide it.

then a shit taco or whatever. i'm conceptually open as long as it's sandwich-esque.

A shit biscuit perhaps?

if you did biscuits with sausage gravy with shit instead of sausage, i will give you at least a 10-pic set.

That's tempting

I'll throw some feet pics in too

nice fuckin' quads. and that's at least 10 pics. you'll have to video it with time stamp, obviously, but you'll have earned it.

look at that upped ante.

I'm Def thinking about it. But idk. How much would I have to eat?

call it 2 BIG bites or 5 small ones. and i'll personal the pics and write your name on my foot if you want.

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Do you have ugly feet, or attractive feet?

Not nice

i'll be straight with you, i literally don't know the difference between pretty or ugly feet.

Do you have any others? Him or anyone else?

What if you'd 404s before I need to shit?

yeah, that's a really good question. i forgot i deleted that facebook profile. i'll message you when i make a new one later today.

I never knew it was still Summer!

Yeah, summer goes until Sept 21

i don't think you retards know how personal army requests work.

we're literally trying to get a guy to eat a shit sandwich, this is Sup Forums all over.

newfags really like to try to feel elite by pretending to be oldfags.

Anyone else want to offer up pics?

shut up, newfag

exactly.

>me being right is more important than having a laugh

it's all right, buddy. Sup Forums is a safe space. did your grandma diddle you as a kid or something?

Do I need to swallow, or just chew very well?

So are we not getting cute boyfeet pics?

definitely swallow. and keep it down.

And if I can't keep it down?

eh, i'll still give you a pic or two.

What do I get for one bite that I keep down?

squat.

>tfw nobody checked your trips
how's that feel, bitch?

NOTHING! YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

Dam idk if I can do another bite

apathetic, mostly.

OP is going to eat a shit sandwich for pictures of feet?

you're not old enough to be here

its fucking spooky, you look like my doppelganger.

you're overestimating my reaction and definitely underestimating my age. what are you after? some sort of reaction? ok, here:

OMG I AM SO NOT OLD MAN UR A FAGGOT AND BLAH BLAH

good enough?

Let's see you

Anyone willing to show feet for video of one bite?
>Already filmed one, not sure willing to do another bite

at this point, just post it for sympathy. someone might bite.

I wonder how much it would cost to put an ad out in your local newspaper with the headline " Notice of Child Molester" and your address?

I wonder how much it would cost for you to shut the fuck up and leave me alone