dumping slash question.
so current girlfriend pretty much is a 8/10 but cant suck dick worth shit and half the time doesn't ever want to.
well i was out with some buds last weekend and there was this fat chick at the club, pretty much 5/10 face, redneck/10 body but were drunk and she ended up giving me head.
felt like she was eating my dick like she eats her food. got her number and called it back, went for head yesterday. fucking amazing head and she loves giving it.
wat do
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Find a garage for that moped.
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this is how you end up jacking off thinking about an 8 while your current 4 is cooking macaroni and hotdogs
Maybe break up with your girl BEFORE getting head?
If you don't have an open relationship then I hope the fatty was HIV+
its free head tho
what the fuck is a slash question
u must be 12, unless she is biting my dick and causing bleeding, the chance of getting hiv from head is pretty fucking impossible
Untill she wants you to dip it in and then you get fatty mcbutterbutt prego
no fuck that
lmao you keep telling yourself champ, good luck with aids.
i guess its still summer for you
educate yourself summerfag
aidsmap.com
Break up with your girl, dickweed.
Don't cheat.
Great job on skipping sex ed.
If I may quote Welcome to Nightvale: "Regret nothing until it is too late, then regret everything."
I don't get the joke...
Yep
i've been in the same situation. i kept them both until i found a beautiful girl that loves giving head then lost both their numbers