How many matches do you have on tinder Sup Forums

How many matches do you have on tinder Sup Forums

>3 day account
>fuck knows how many right swipes
>1 match
>thinking maybe I'm just supposed to be alone

tinder is really superficial. If you don't get matches that means either your profile pic is really bad, or you're just really ugly. Either way the grills on tinder are hardly high class or value, so you must be doing something wrong

you could also go to /soc/, they are pretty good at this profile stuff

Men on tinder swipe right around 40% of the time, can't remember the exact number. But I do remember that women swipe right at an average rate of 14%.

Just try not to cry about the female privilege and get a good profile pic. It'll take a few weeks to start building up matches.

Cheer up OP, at least you aren't this bad

A for autism

No one can be this bad

I like how his profile says Happy

Did he get attacked by wasps? Specifically on his nose?

Delete this I know him

who cares man

He's very nice and is always trying to be happy delete this

No I did not

delete this

no problems. just go out. drink alot. any chick will do after this

yeah I bet he is nice. Too bad we're not

proly this. As long as you know to break her away from the crown and have the balls to make a move, you could score a chick literally every night. Not talking about the quality of said chicks, but it's better than staying at home whacking your dick again

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Me too boi. Embrace it. Internalize your sorrow and turn it into something beautiful. Art or some shit. That's what I wish I were doing.

>usually it's not

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Yeah it's fucking great taking some pissed up skank back to your place and finding that she fucking stinks and vomits all over the place. Or she's shit in bed and lies there like a dead fish. Or her feet stink. Etc etc etc.

I'll be honest picking up chicks is shit unless they're decent chicks. But even then it's effort vs reward they're not gonna fuck like a pornstar and give you the best sex ever.

IDK about you but 3D grills get me hornier than anything

keep jerking it then gayboyy. More ass for the rest of us to go around

I like that you think a porn star is capable of mind blowing sex. The hundreds of dicks she's had in her make her a much better lay than anyone else...except for when you bore the shit out of her and she thinks your dick is tiny because compared to what she's had, it is.

Did I mention hotdogs and hallways?

Kek that's my body. I got no chance.

Just don't fucking put shirtless pics then

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I have a few matches, but the fucking girls never reply, that makes me mad, i don't get it.

Are you just saying hey? Girls dont reply to that