If you were alone with her in room for 1hr what would u do? (shes 19)

If you were alone with her in room for 1hr what would u do? (shes 19)

I would ride her hard

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feed her with some oat

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Play some Gin Rummy.

ITT:
>143 socially-stunted sperglords talking about the horse
>DURR IM SO CLEVR LOL I MAEK JOK

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Hold her hand

That's pretty old for a horse

Which one?

The human or the horse, lol?

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Hopefully we're in the kitchen. I need a sandwich and my dishes done

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>ignoring all the horse jokes

A pretty little country gal like that? I'd spend an hour talking to her, with the goal of starting a long term relationship. From what I can see, she's friggin' perfect.

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
>MAXIMUM AUTISM

a favorite

I would read to her an excerpt from my favourite boom, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov.

I'm a redneck from Kansas, not a fedora tipper. Thanks for playing along.

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Nice OP moar ?

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>because i have difficulty finding random pictures of fully-clothed strangers on the internet

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Add leather conditioner to her bridle.

im sure wont be believed but it is her. i wont post anymore. just demonstrating.

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Make awkward small talk.

what about this babe? edging...let's hear it bros

lol shes my gf. we do talk. not the point of the thread. just wanted to see if others thought she was hot. just pervin. thats all.

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>lol shes my gf

This is not your girlfriend. You're a lonely teenage retard who jerks off to facebook photos. You're a loser, kid. You know it. I know it. And if the girl in this picture has ever had the misfortune of meeting you, she knows it, too. Fuck off with this cringe.

>shes my gf

says a lonely fag who spends his days on Sup Forums trying to derail threads....kek

exactly

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Make us dirty martinis and listen to her shit.

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want moar?

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Fuck off, you foreveralone sperg.

I'm in a relationship, I want a martini and she just might not be borderline retarded.

I'm too old to flirt with her and it not feel creepy.

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is that a yes?

Make unawkward large talk.

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is that a screenshot from your computer?

KEK

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bumpin this thread bc i know you want me to

Who is this whore?
What happened to that 19 year old mare I was suppose to be locked in a room with?
Does she even like MLP?
This thread is weak...

>this whore

nice selfie, fucker

BUMP

Why exactly are you bumping this again

We get you like the horse

give her the best sex of her life

the other 59minutes i would sit in a corner and cry

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