Roast me

Roast me

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Go back to tumblr

Faggot

At 180 degrees for 6 hours Porkchop?

No. I just thought this place needed a little more positive vibes. :3 I heard Sup Forums is a homophobic place and hates feminism. Idiots!

What do you mean by that? D:

Sorry, character limit of 2000

Nice meme

Great bait OP

Even caught you stealin' the last apple.

this broad looks miserable.

Yeah I actually knew this girl and she's a land whale feminazi who posts her nudes on tumblr but really has a misogynism kink. She claims to be an independent woman but would just really want a boyfriend to validate her. Fucking funnny that no one wants to actually date her (no wonder) and then she wonders why no one really likes her.

Hehee I like apples~
what does that mean?? >.

Ok I'll take a shot at it.

OP is a virgin neckbearded faggot. He spends most of his time masterbating to sonic and ponies. After completion he eats his own cum. His father hated him, his step father hates him, and his mother pays his phone bill.
He pretends to have a sister and makes up incest stories on 9gag. He's never had a job, will never have a job, won't move out of his parents basement, thinks woman who are repulsed by him are just femanazi's, he showers twice a month, he owns multiple dolls of anime girls that he jacks to, he doesn't have any friends, he dropped out of high school because he thinks everyone in his school was a "cuck", he's forever alone and knows it.

Oh and one time he posted a thread labeled "roast me" with picture of a woman on Sup Forums.

If I were to roast you, I'd need more than 2000 characters. But you straight up took the fun out of it

[email protected]

It means there's a character limit of 2,000 pounds.

Oh you can still try!!

Actually NONE of that was true.

You are incorrect sir.
You did post a thread labeled "roast me" with a picture of a woman on Sup Forums.

By this logic all I said is true.
I'm sorry for your life my friend. You should end your suffering.

''sir'' ...
You just assumed my gender, not cool. Yes I might express myself as a woman but I am a demigirl. Shitlord

"Lord"
You just assumed my stature of wealth and power. Not cool. Yes I may be the benevolent ruler of all fecal matter but I identify as a poor and humble politician.
Faggot.

FUCKIN EPIC. You, user, win the interwebs.

Tits or gtfo.

Thank you. I aim to please.
Is OP roasted enough yet or should we continue?

Op is kill

I wont post my photos if you so rudely ask

Op!! Please share tits... You have an amazing face!

Im not dead

No this thread is not about my gorgeous rack

I'd fuck that

Show them Nipples

Fuck slut..... Input...

You look like a friend of a friend of mine. Except she has a nose ring. And a satan star thing necklace she always wears.

I have high standards so I might not be attracted to you nerds

Not a very nerdy nerd. I come here for the porn.

nah... too easy

Don't even try to do the camerafilter shit, your disgusting fat cheeks are visible from the moon

But you didn't even try ;)