How long can you feel sad?

How long can you feel sad?

till the noose arrives in the mail

Forever if you want

hope not

until you find someone else

So forever then?

It can go on indefinitely, but for me, when I actually am sad, it tends to last until about eight in the evening when I pour a whiskey and smoke a joint.

I wanna be just like you

It takes some work. I've flirted with alcoholism for 20 years; crossed the line a couple of times.

The weed's good for you, though.

7.5 years and counting

Who shops for rope online?

a fat cunt?

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About an hour or two. however, there isn't a moment in my waking life when I'm not angry.

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Have you tried calming down?

Yes, it never works for more than a few minutes.

Have you tried being stoned all the time?

I don't do drugs, or drink.

Well, there's your problem right there.

Not long if I had that to put my penis in.

It cant rain all the time...