Civilization thread!
We are the red tribe, we've got 7 tribesmen to do whatever dubs commands.
We don't have a fucking clue about what's going on on the west side of the river, only that there's a big fuckin mountain over there.
Now roll faggots and let's see how this ends up!
Elect Hitler Chancellor
I command my people to have unprotected sex so we grow our number by a bunch.
build irrigation ditch
Mobilize the troops. We are heading west
not bad, reroll what this fucker said
You build a bridge
Gather mushrooms from the forest
Kill the darkies
convert to catholicism for future keks
Build a giant fucking idol
build a wall (around town)
You roast one of your fellow tribesmen.
Reroll
Rawlins
add a moat from
Reroll
elect a king
This
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Rollin'
reroll for monarchy
sup, that counts?
OP here, trips beats dubs always, monarch is on his way
Circumsize all the women