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Enterprise is great, I don't get all the hate it gets. You think this place, or a direct successor, will exist in the 22nd century?

But I guess if Rome could be cancelled...

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Reed was a pleb. Tucker was the film buff on Enterprise.

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Hey Rick, it's 2001. What do sci-fi fans just seem to love?

>Prequels

What is it with Rick's?

>Enterprise is great
Enterprise is another child of Rick Berman, man who can't possibly write for his life and had a massive ego. Jeri Ryan and Jolene Blalock also were also casted because they were very close to Berman.

Why is it hated? bad decisions that pretty much send it straight to be cancelled.
And it was getting good, I wish we had a Season 5.

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>I don't get all the hate it gets

>Retcon prequel
>Doesn't look like Star Trek
>They don't act like people in Star Trek
>T'Pol looks like a burn victim but everyone pretends she's attractive

Wow, Kira has not aged well.

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come to quark's this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?

I dig this guy.

I know Sisko goes off the rails sometimes, but Enterprise puts their dumbest character in the most important role of Captain.

It'd be like having Neelix run Voyager, he's so dumb.

He certainly didn’t learn his lesson about not messing with the wormhole

DS9 episode 1:
>“Don’t go in that wormhole, Dukat. The Prophets will get you if you do.”
>“Please, Major, everything will be fine. AAAHHH, IT’S NOT FINE, SOMEBODY SAVE ME, AAAAAHHHHH.”

DS9 episode 130:
>*wheezes* “I cannot al-low hyou to let THOSE SHIPS hinto the Al-pha Quad-rant, Dukattington!” *laughs maniacally*
>“Please, Benjamin, everything will be fine. AAAHHH, IT’S NOT FINE, I NEED MY ZIYAL, AAAAAHHHHH.”

I haven't gotten to any serious retcons. I like the look, it's supposed to be pre-Federation after all. I concede that it's basically American-fuck-yeah in space, but it's a different angle that I can appreciate.
However, T'pol is hot and you must not be into women because holy shit that figure.

Just imagine everyone on set telling you it's STILL TWENTY-SIXTEEN and DAMN, NANA VISITOR LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??

>However, T'pol is hot and you must not be into women because holy shit that figure.
Butterface

>think of something nice to say about Enterprise

It's the only Star Trek show to shoot and broadcast in HD.

...

>her neck
That's not something plastic surgery can fix.

>I haven't gotten to any serious retcons.
How many ships have there been named Enterprise?

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The higher framerate in the fourth season makes it look like a cheap daytime soap opera.

No one is saying it's bad, just that it's the weakest in the franchise and was full of missed opportunities.

1/10 for making me reply.

everything after ORIGINAL SERIES is shit

original series is fucking perfect

>just that it's the weakest in the franchise and was full of missed opportunities.
This is an Enterprise discussion, not a Voyager discussion.

Is the picture real?

I'll say it. It's bad. Archer is a bonehead. Trip is equally ignorant (I learned engineering from work in' on boats!). T'Pol isn't just a Vulcan, she's a cunt.

>However, T'pol is hot and you must not be into women because holy shit that figure.
Not preferring best empress.

She's 58 years young and I still love her, neck and all.

If true, it was an excellent decision

Archer isn't a pedophile.

Don't mind me or my hideous manly jaw, just being a complete skank bitch.

only good thing about that disaster is the vulcan slut

I'm not autistic enough to let that bother me. Besides, as says, those were Federation ships, and this is pre-Federation.

>Archer is a bonehead.
That's like, your opinion, man
>Trip is equally ignorant (I learned engineering from work in' on boats!)
Guy was an engineer from vocation. have you never met an engineer who happen to build shit as a kid and help his dad with his truck? Mechanical engineers tend to be that way >T'Pol isn't just a Vulcan, she's a cunt.
It's set right after humanity re developed the world after a great war, poverty was gone a few decades ago and Vulcans were generraly dismissive of humans. Her character was right on spot with this. Her assignment was obviously nanny duty in a backwards ship, only humans were proud of it.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

MY SOUL

DAILY REMINDER that you must NEVER FORGET.

All hail Saint O'Brien, blessed be Saint Garak, keep on truckin’ Saint Kim, but all those other filthy degenerates can BURN IN HELL.

Yeah, and most of them go on to get, uh, I don't know, engineering degrees?

Do you think NASA would hire an uneducated beach bum who knew how jet skis worked?

girl hitler was hot af

>Victim:Wes

It wasn't actually a sexual attraction, he knew Wes was a prodigy, unfortunately the acting was terrible and he looked him like he wanted to fuck him hard

Who honestly thought TUVIX was a good idea?

that ep was terrible

When did Crusher rape Riker?

We're all victims of Decker

Me.

>Saint O'Brien
U WOT M8? I AIN'T NO FECKIN TAIG

When Riker was possessed by a Goa'uld.

>hurr just copy the Akira!

>it's a Double Decker episode
Nice costume design, Gene.

>kidko
OK, that made me laugh. Have a naughty picture user.

I'm saying it's fucking terrible, the cast was retarded, the characters were retarded. They even managed to fuck up the uniforms.

>They even managed to fuck up the uniforms.
You just crossed the line.

>T'P isn't attractive
Bet you don't think 7 was cute either? Pointy elbows?

Why did no one on Voyager care about the face that Harry Kim died and was replaced by a duplicate?

Hating Enterprise the way you do is a meme, lad.

It wasn't a very good design.
Plus almost every scene the pips are all crooked and unaligned. Enterprise had a terrible costume department.

i have a pair of shorts that do this and i wear them all the time out. i feel like if chicks can wear revealing clothing than i should force everyone to look at the outline of my dick

When the entire crew turned out to be goo duplicates, why did nobody approach goo Harry and ask him for advice on how to deal with the existential crisis that comes with being a duplicate?

I can understand why nobody mentioned Harry being a duplicate in any other episode, but that was the perfect opportunity to build a sense of continuity by referencing Harry's previous experiences as a duplicate.

He's not a duplicate. Everyone else but Naomi is.

No one cares about me. I'm beautiful!

the fuck you on about

The uniforms are way better than those one-piece pajamas in TNG and Voyager. Also there's nothing wrong with the characters, also bonus points for no children or retarded mess hall/ten-forward characters like Guinan or Neelix

>Hates mess hall characters
>Enterprise treats theirs like Maris until we learn it's a Riker Holodrama the whole time

I don't remember a mess hall character in ENT, though I admit I haven't watched it since it was on air.

Surely he wasn't as intrusively annoying as Neelix or Guinan, otherwise I'd remember

>memer universe

Sage. Worst episodes

gtfo fag, it's worth it alone for hoshi midriff

>user has yellow fever

>>>/reddit/

Just go look at porn if you're horny.

Sex appeal is not enough to forgive the flaws in any entry of the Star Trek franchise.

>Surely he wasn't as intrusively annoying as Neelix or Guinan, otherwise I'd remember
The chef in Enterprise freezes time and kisses T'Pol in one episode.

forget porn, I don't care about tatted up bitches who are paid to be giant sluts. I wanna see celeb fanservice in films and shows

>Enterprise is great
I'VE GOT FAITH
OF THE HEART

No user, just no.

>implying you don't secretly love that song and have it on your portable music player

It's a shame Crosby bolted. She seems like a lot of fun and her character could have really evolved over seven seasons.

I never expected that post.

>cw tier tithags are attractive

no

Kirk couldn't stop getting fat later on.
Picard is still fuckin fit in 2016.

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Someone's forgetting Troi went five seasons before they finally gave her a uniform.

Nobody's forgetting.

It was a mistake to not give Troi a uniform until season 6.
It was a mistake to not give 7 a uniform.
It was a mistake to not give T'Pol a uniform.

Mistakes all around.

TOS is great, and better than every other Trek series except DS9

What the hell kind of exercise is that?

>I don't get all the hate it gets.
Nether do I.

Jonathan, please leave.

>Keep Twix

That's how you avoid smacking your head on a rock and dying if someone kicks, phasers or patented double flying kirk kicks you in the chest

Just don't ask about the car park...

Friendly reminder that Captain Janeway also did nothing wrong .

I love janeway, I don't know why.

7 and T'Pol never bugged me, at least they usually wore the same outfit every episode. Troi was obnoxious with her various frilly costumes, they should have just picked one and stuck with it. Pic related was my personal favorite

What you call degeneracy I call fun.
What you call fun I consider to be for the most part asinine.

I was in our ship’s semi-fresh food mess hall here in the Delta Quadrant (the kitchen was converted from the Captain’s private dining room), and I’m in line to order some Kazonian ham at the front. The cook asked me what kind, and I said “I have no fucking idea what different kinds of Kazonian ham there are, Talaxian” ENTIRELY too loudly and the woman behind me in line I hadn’t noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Captain Janeway.

She kinda half leans around me and says “Ocampan honey glazed!” to the freak behind the counter and I just kinda stare at her for a second then smile and say thanks. I’m about to replicate something else instead but she says “No way, this one’s out of my rations” and authorizes the resource allocation for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of… I tensed up like an academy cadet and saluted. Once again she cracks out in mad laugher and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said “A dozen parsecs?” She said “Try ten thousand light years”, with a devilish grin on her face.

We ended up having Vidiian torch in her personal quarters on deck 4. Turns out she’d apparently installed a Borg replicator, which let her replicate all kinds of shit that the ship’s standard complement couldn’t handle. We talked about everything that wasn’t her career for about 47 minutes before I had to take off because my shift was about to start. I shook her hand and said she made my year today. She smiled and beat my head in with a hyperspanner. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in blood as I made out a blurry image of a freshly-replicated torpedo being hoisted above my head. Through the ringing in my ears I can’t recall the probably inspiring parting line about duty and service before the casing came crashing down, ending my voyage.

> hideous manly jaw
>He was looking at her jaw.

>Hey look at that drooling retard, isn't she hot?
>No.
>But look at her body man
You sicken me

Whats there not to love. I could listen to the woman talk for hour.

nigga the nx01 is like the sexiest ship in all of starfleet, second only to the sensual curves and voluptuous saucer section of galaxy class ships.

sharp knees, too

It's just a rotated Akira, fammy.

Then how come i woudlnt bang an akira with your dick?

Because your a fag

shit, check mate

>T'Pol is ugly
>You think shes hot? You sicken me.
If you truly believe this I would be cruise to know what your definition of beauty is.