My girl agreed to give me a rim job if I buy her an iPad pro...

My girl agreed to give me a rim job if I buy her an iPad pro. What should I expect and does anyone have any pointers to give her?

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Well first of all clean your pooper
And shit yourself out

dump girl if she demands stuff

tell her to imagine she is eating out another girl. she'll get wet and want to do it again.

might as well go buy yourself a 10.10 hooker who knows what shes doing for that price faggot

I'll take "things that never happened" for 100 please.

I would expect you to be $900 in the hole and experience something that a good girlfriend would do for free.

i prefer as many of a girls fingers in my ass as possible over a rim job + a good bj at the same time

Get her a surface pro instead its way more capable like a real computer

I really want one and have been begging her. I'm cool with it.

Not in that order

fart in her face or u are a faggot

kek

dubs of truth

I didn't know you were dating a hooker, OP. trading sex for money lol, what a great healthy relationship ya'll have.

>Gf only offers to make you happy if you buy her something

Holy fuck red alert gtfo out of that relationship ASAP

your girl is a whore, and you're pathetic. Don't buy anyone an iPad for favors like that

>actually paying your gf 700 for sex
>actually begging your gf for sex

she's already cheating on you you fucking cuck. dump her and get a hooker to do it.

Trips confirms

Yes I actually do!

From personal experience I can tell her she needs to focus on getting windows surface pro instead.

To be fair there's no way I'd lick her ass for free.

then you're both selfish pieces of shit and need to abort that relationship before she takes half your money

to be time efficient you might as well start cucking now.

before you know it
>buy me macbookpro 15inch or ill fuck this behemoth nigger at my school
typical apple user

my gf would rim job me after a blowjob, that's our foreplay then fuck after. U have a shitty gf m8

then u dont know what u are missing you cuck

Your a lucky man. Mine won't give me a blowjob unless I propose. Told her fuck off on that.

trips of truth

fucking cuck confirmed, boys

IM OUTTA HERE!

yeah her boyfriend is bought too easy. If my girl didn't already do this I would say a rim job anytime I want and I will get you the Pro...that said just clean your ass good in the shower and make sure she is rimming soon after, don't let too much time pass also don't be a dumb ass and fart or shit before...unless you want her to lick shit...

haha women crack me up sometimes...

>What should I expect
An overpriced tablet

I fucking love Nicole Ray

kek

Dump GF. Possibly Kill.

dude that better be the best rim-job of your life. i mean like this one

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=347512096

she better make you cum without even touching your dick

Real nice , all wet an squishy , but she should do without promise of iPad ,

Don't fall for it user.

Did this with my current bitch, and it was a fucking nightmare.

>Begged GF for anal
>GF said if I buy her a ring, she'll do anal
>Buy GF and do anal
>After that, whenever she wanted something, she would use sex as a tactic
> GF "user I want this new iPhone"
> Me "Sorry, I don't have the money for it"
> GF "Well I don't have the energy for sex tonight"

Took me months to get this shit fixed, and we'll never use sex as an exchange again.

Next time make sure you slap her dirty lips and put her faking head and nose on your asshole and make her lick or beat her to a pulp.need to be dominant cuck,the only things she will need to buy are stitches.

Thing is, she deepthroated me and swallowed when we first started dating, to lure me in. After that says "propose and I'll do it whenever you want".

Also said if I buy her a house she'll make a sex tape with me and take it in the ass!

The nerve of this bitch, I swear.

Or do what I did, marry her then she can't threaten to withhold sex as you're not getting any anyway

i mean this better be an event all its own
not just a few licks during a blowjob or before you fuck
she better settle in, get comfortable, and tongue your asshole until her tongue is numb

you're either rich as fuck, an idiot or just have too high an expectation of what a rim job feels like.

A rimming feels good, but def not $700 good

also you're girl is a whore, find one that'll rim you for free

>buying your gf something for sex

you own that bitch just tell her to wait for her birthday

are you her boyfriend or a sugar daddy

you

fucking

faggot

Fuck that. Was married at 18, divorced at 21. Only thing the cunt asked for in divorce was my cerwin Vega house speakers. Not the whole stereo, just the speakers. And she got them...cunt.

Never getting married again. I'm almost 40 now, fuck that...I'm happy being not married. Can fuck whoever I want, whenever, and the bitch can't get my Infinity house speakers.

GF rims me every now and then, feels great. Have her lay down on the bed (on a pillow) and sit up on your knees above her, let her blow you, suck yous balls, work her way down to your ass, while you try not to cum after 2 seconds.

just get a prostitute to do that man

back to imgur with you, faggot

i married my gf and bought her a house... no deepthroat, no anal.... barely any sex at all. maybe once every 2 weeks. im 27.
*sigh*

Jesus christ why do people do this?

>Tfw found cute girly boy, does whatever the fuck I want when I want, literally cooks/cleans and curls up next to me, never ask for anything I have to go out of my way to make sure he has anything he needs

Yet people still try to force these shitty relationships with the shittiest women and try to justify it with a few decent qualities that you can find in any decent person

If sex becomes an exchange then you're in a long term hook-up with a prostitute there will be nothing to stop her from taking a larger exchange in the future from another guy

jesus christ

You could get a trap to rim you for half that, with a prostrate massage included.

Then you better man the fck up and start using her smelly holes properly.

you can buy a hooker to do that for cheaper

Divorce now and never look back or get married again.

Learned my lesson. She tried withholding sex, lasted 3 months. Told her I'd cheat on her. Didn't believe me. I fucked another chick. She learned her lesson.

>implying traps exist outside the internet

well I suppose if you kinda fool her - leave info about marriage planning, house buying, or wedding ring catalogs or webpages she will jump the gun and do those things...otherwise I foresee a downward spiral...

this so much this

Nope...never hinted at it. It was 1 bj, then propose and buy me house. I noped the fuck out. Fuck that.

I have one, sleeping on the bed right next to me, I wont lie fam they're harder to find but theyre there

The reason you never see any traps in public is because they either pass and they never tell anyone

or they dont pass and just go out as guys, find one on the internet who lives close by

/cuteboys/ on 8 chan is a good place to search

does it cum ?

Yeah? I pay for her medical care and she gets meds through the doctor which means she is monitored

She actually is more sexual than more cums the same amount

>"she"

Zozzle!

Idk but they look hot as hell when theyre face is sloppy with spit (not shit) buried in ass

This and
This

/thread

its gets meds so it can cum

thats decent

were do you get one

Ive seen you post this same exact shit word for word before a few days ago fgt...get new joke for fucks sake

I had always wanted one. But no girl would do it.. Or they would just half ass it (no pun intended)
My new girlfriend told ME she had always wanted to give a rimmer but no guys were into it.. I Fucking love it and now she just does it whenever with out asking.. I love that girl so much

Point is, its going to be bad if she doesn't want to give one especially if you basically have to pay your girlfriend to do it..

>were do you get one

Implying traps are available at shopping centers. Kek

Fucking this.
Begging your gf for sex is so beta it hurts.
And willing to pay to have your anus licked is both gay and miserable.

>not licking your gf's ass
Fucking faggot. I bet you hate anal too.

were do you get one though i need one i can clean its poop buys its meds etc

i am responsible

Go check /cuteboys/ on 8 chan they have a map thread there where traps/femboys post their locations and descriptions otherwise sometimes you can find them on Sup Forums surprisingly on Sup Forums a lot

Hmmm ....sounds like you want a diaper trap tbh fam.

I can't quite formulate it properly, but I sense irony

#dontsetprecedents

could check craigslist too but no idea what that'd be like maybe tinder or some dating app?

>any pointers
First, shave your asshole. Then, enema. Finally, bleach colonic. Then, brush with olive oil.

Dump her immediately.

If she wants things for sex, your relationship is going to suck ass.

Any decent loving gf will rim you, not necessarilly be thrilled by it but will do it.

Just have to tell her to go lower when she's licking your balls. She'd lick your perineum first and you'd tell her to keep going.

Mine reached my anus without a second thought. Wasn't even weirded by it. Said "well, you lick mine, why should I not lick yours?"

Dump that bitch, OP.

how do you spot a trap in public ? i wanna grab one and put it in my van or some shit

Only ones I found on CL were old worn out ones. Try backpage too maybe

i don't think thats legal dude

Assuming you want a passable trap? then you don't but passable ones wont tell you their traps

the only thing I notice when I go out with my trap that might seem out of the ordinary is when she makes an internet related joke/meme

girls dont go on the internet especially Sup Forums

anything is legal when there is no cops around .....

Only illegal if u get caught.

Faggot

>your relationship is going to suck ass.
kek

what meds do she get for cum

love the fact that OPs thread about his shitty gf turned into a trap finding thread

lol literally women have gone to shit and we've reached the age where more men want to date girly boys than women

top fucking kek

it's not worth an Ipad Pro

I mean hormones user, monitored on hormones so she intakes enough to grow tits and look like a girl but not enough to kill her sex drive

we've reached the age where faggots on Sup Forums want to suck cock rather than risk their fragile emotions with women
FIFY

Yeah I put stuff up my GFs ass for free... fucking losers burn this bitch and get a new one now?

I see what you did there...

>Fragile emotions
>College men get arrested for rape if a women as so mentions he looked at her weird
>Women entitled to anyone her man owns even if they are married if they live togther for two years she gets it
>Men pedophile life in prison, women pedophile gets counseling
>Women get the children and you men have to pay for it

Lol having to bribe girl for sex acts

What kind of one sided relationship do you have

My wife says she will rim me but i need to shave my asshole first. She's really cool about blowing me a lot though

Your either a mug or a cunt.
You know who and where you're asking that question ffs.
If op is true:
A. This will, by default, make your girl a whore via a simple transaction (and one I'm not against! ) but see it for what it is.
B. Dude you gotta get at least 5 for that price
C. If my so demanded sit for doing something she didn't wanna then maybe I shouldn't ask her to do that stuff ((you know, demeaning her, in her mind not that I would turn it down, but my missis doesn't even like the fact that she has an as hole, let alone burying her tongue in mine).

If OP is false:
You're a cunt.

A proper whore will probably do a better job for less $$$.