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There are retards here who actually use this as some excuse
Jordan Myers
Schaub Bless
Eli Russell
It's a legitimate excuse desu ne. Not having time to prepare for someone whose size and style is your "Kryptonite in the Kage" is a huge problem to have.
Noah Martinez
That'd be legitimate if Conor actually jumped into a fight on 10 days notice
He didn't, Nate did
Carter Ortiz
Just had a huge argument with my mom. She kept egging me on saying Nate is gonna win the rematch. I finally told her off that she was a dirty FN 92er who couldn't last a round in the cage. She told me she wants me out of the basement by Friday. Dumb goofette, she doesn't know I put my year savings of allowance on Connor.
Isaac Hall
literally every single one of Conor's weaknesses are exacerbated by Nate's strengths
Kevin Ross
not funny at all, try harder next time
Eli Rodriguez
Awesome story
Julian Diaz
it's 100% true
Samuel Cruz
I know, that's why I said it was an awesome story
Is there a sequel?
Jordan Foster
top kek
I was laughing my lmao off
Nolan Gomez
there will be when Nate eats dat leftand shot and goes down in the first round bud
David Baker
Cool, I'll look it for in the fiction section at my bookstore
Take a moment to imagine all the cool FLW title fight's we'd have had by now if MM wasn't so much better than everyone else... is a Dominant Champion a curse or a blessing?
Jackson Gonzalez
No the bookstore joke was an non-serious joke
Dummy
Ethan Reed
Schaub bless
Jordan Hernandez
honestly if MM wasn't there Benavidez would just be wrestlefucking everybody anyway
Did you respect him today you damb kants? McRoider getting rekt.
Jack King
so whos gonna win /heem/ ? conor or nate
William Martin
it blows my mind that any person would subject themself to watching these videos lol
William Taylor
It's amazing how an emaciated vegan who shitposts on Youtube and rides bikes for a living has better insight into fighting than anyone here
Isaiah Fisher
>still using Bulgaria time to change your proxy
Jose Gomez
Artem Lobov
Noah Torres
When will schaub finally realise he's part black and that mama Schaub fucked the milkman
Tyler Russell
Brendan Schaub
Gavin Stewart
any of you americans from the seattle area?
I think I can get you in position to get some decent pussy
Colton Bell
Either conor loses in embarassing fasion again, or he beats diaz similar to how condit did in a lacklustre fight that everyone hates, especially his retarded fans.
Worst case scenario, conor gets humiliated and sent back to 145 where he hopefully makes his career-first title defense against Aldo as a walking skeleton.
Best case scenario, Conor wins a fight that nobody likes and doesnt garner excitement, meaning he probably wont get to fight for other titles without at least one fight in each specific division.
Why did conor take this fight again?
Blake Cooper
I asked my local psychic to evaluate Conor and Nate in the first Embedded. She noted that Conor's chakras definitely weren't aligned and his aura was uneven. Nate's chakras were well aligned and he had a vibrant green aura.
Jonathan Wright
>proxy
Zachary Diaz
dude it is very painfully obvious that you're just the stupid american proxying
Cooper Mitchell
Case fucking closed boys
Carter Brown
are you mentally ill?
Jose Brown
>Schaub haters have gay porn saved on their computer Shocker
Nathan Miller
My chiropractor also noticed how Conor's overhunch puffed out stature as a result of an untreated injury messed up his inner ear balance, he was already rocked before the fight began, he absorbed A LOT of damage from Nate before feeling the need to go for the takedown. No MMA fighter would've survived the first half of even the FIRST round against Nate with that imbalance
But Conor is no fighter, he's superhuman, and my chiropractor is very impressed with his posture of as of late, he suspects he's been getting acupuncture as well which is very effective for keeping stress levels low and keeping blood flow consistent
Charles Gonzalez
I thought more people would be talking about the Fighters Association guy after that crazy interview. he claimed he could put all the fighters in a union within a year.
no one on reddit even gives a shit
Lucas Jones
>MFW Schaub says he's white
Ryan Bennett
what in the fuck lol
Christian Adams
>tfw you wiped the cheeto dust off your fingers and began embracing the way of Schaub
>tfw you just bagged your first girlfriend and got promoted to purple belt after being in blue belt limbo for such a long time
Being a hater nerd ain't fun bros, accept Schaub, homeboys. Stay in your lane, or make a gain (in life) and embrace Brendan, boys
Lincoln Stewart
Not really, though.
Benjamin Gray
Why do you have to be so jealous and think everyone is honeydicking you?
you literally first your own threads 100% of the time and only just recently did you stop firsting them with your bulgaria proxy because you're an idiot
Matthew Morris
Imagine being this paranoid and autistic about an online forum
Ayden Cooper
>smoking a crack pipe explains a few things
David Harris
Glad to see you went the way of Schaub and experienced such incredible results.
Schaub bless, brother. May you pave the way for non-believers.
Sebastian Taylor
>implying anyone cares this much about a congolese pictionary forum
Austin Cooper
cantonese diy enthusiast underground railroad*
Robert Lopez
Conor by right hook Caption this!
Chase Sullivan
I went on a McGregor YouTube video and made the mistake of scrolling down to the comments and I read things like "Connor bless"....and all the other autistic things you like to post. So you're pretty much confirming you're like those retards aren't you?
Henry Young
>night >dope EU windows get BTFO, my man
Jeremiah Powell
Nick is failing his next drug test, right?
Wyatt Brooks
Nate Diaz was partying in Mexico 10 days before
>CONOR WASNT READY GUYS. HE WAS GETTING READY FOR RDA!
conorfags
Andrew Young
>reddit: the frontpage
Alexander Brown
Conor is Roy Nelson-esque with his lead hand m8
Oliver Campbell
same fag is same
Ian Johnson
>league of legends
Connor Moore
>I don't prepare for fighters yeh >They're all the same yeh stook in the mood divishen stiff as a board
Josiah Richardson
>Adam Elmi
>Ethnicity: Caucasian
William Edwards
>implying that the real adan isn't in jail right now
google his name bud lol
Chase Bailey
what's the context behind this banter?
Christian James
um he knocked him the fuck out and then jokingly let him know where he was not long after?
Lincoln Bennett
thanks, chang
Camden Russell
Leafs bringing the bants
Juan Brooks
It's the secret weapon that he's been practicing for this fight. It's the only way he's gonna win against a tall southpaw like Nate.
Jackson Ward
Is anyone here ever bothered by the current image of MMA?
Sometimes I wish the fighters were not so trashy.
Hudson Hernandez
I found this in my files so I'm posting it
Bentley Sanders
What do you mean by trash
Juan Ramirez
People with even a taste of fame are trashy. It's not a ufc problem
David Campbell
They were way more trashy ten years ago with Tito and company
Jayden Long
literally fix ur life, why does something you can't control bother you?
Lucas Kelly
it'll stay that way until MMA becomes a more viable career for young men that aren't trashy assholes though
Brody Roberts
There is way too much toxic masculinity in the sport.
Owen Clark
Do you still have your machete?
Asher Green
Everything is black and gray. The sponsors are shit-tier like Monster. All the fighters are tattooed assholes. The music played during any of the shows is just buttrock and nu-metal.
Jordan Wilson
This is true, it's gotten better lately. Some of the new fighters have a shred of integrity or ability to articulate themselves.
Levi Hughes
It's hilarious how autistic you people are about this
(You) Are three different people I keep my autism related to the OP, you shit up entire threads with it
Jonathan Sanchez
GSP was the original Non-Trashy Cagefighter!
Jonathan Cook
Be gentle, he only thinks there's 21 letters in the alphabet
Noah Fisher
Serious question /heem/, Should Hendricks have gotten the W over GSP? Give me (YOU)'s
Brayden Robinson
guys seriously look at this it's fucking hilarious
GSP's polite and humble interviews were truly the golden age of MMA
Julian Butler
>shit, they remember, better divert any suspicion by drawing attention to myself and this obscure thing
Christian Bennett
Adam
Mohamed
Elmi
got arrested lol
William Perry
I think you guys might have actually meme magic'd him to jail
Dominic Long
kek
heem made him snap
Jason Mitchell
...
Brayden Kelly
Rampage was bretty gud guy too (except when he wasn't)
Gabriel White
like legitimately lol am I the only one that finds that fucking hilarious?
Charles Ross
I guess
Grayson Anderson
I always figured Adan has been gone for awhile since he got doxed anyway
so was lmaobud actually adan?
Evan Foster
>On June 14, 2016, at approximately 1:30 a.m. Pierceland RCMP were called to a report of an adult male and adult female being shot on the Big Island Lake Cree Territory.
>20 year old Adam Mohamed Elmi of Edmonton has been charged with 2 counts of aggravated assault, 2 counts of using a firearm in the commission of an offence, 2 charges of discharging a firearm with intent, unauthorized possession of a firearm, 3 counts of failing to comply with a recognizance and operating a motor vehicle while being pursued by police.
no I'm not actually adan you fucking idiot lol
Wyatt Lewis
Who exactly do you think you're talking to?
Eli Thomas
you should go visit him, Joey
Ian Taylor
lol I still find it hilarious that you went to these lengths
Jordan Murphy
>im gonna go pick up wife
Hudson Thompson
DUDE
what the fuck
>One suspect remains at large at this time. >20 year old Adam Mohamed Elmi of Edmonton has been charged with 2 counts of aggravated assault, 2 counts of using a firearm in the commission of an offence, 2 charges of discharging a firearm with intent, unauthorized possession of a firearm, 3 counts of failing to comply with a recognizance and operating a motor vehicle while being pursued by police.
I knew this fucking meme stealing Somali piece of shit was up to no good when he posted those gun range pics and his weapons with the hashtags #danger #canada
