Im an electrician, I steal women's clothes from houses I work in, put them on, cum all over them once...

Im an electrician, I steal women's clothes from houses I work in, put them on, cum all over them once, then throw them away.. what are some things you do at work that you shouldn't?

Jesus dude.

Sometimes i take a few extra breaks and half ass some work

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YOU FUCKING MONSTER!!! GTFO!

I splice grounds to hots, and bypass switches

I fuck my wife's sister in law..I work in a remote office by myself..she comes over from time to time and just bast her for an hour..

This is the second electrician thread I've seen today. I bet you start both of them. Faggot.

Nothing - work time is for working not fucking around you fucking weirdo

Nice man me too, once I wired a whole apartment on one circuit, just for the hell of it.

I have masturbated in every job I have ever worked at. I made this my goal after I jacked off in every bathroom in school I used to go to.

You can call me the mad jacker you little shits.

Please tell more of screwing your sister

Kek i used to work as electrician to and i sneak into the laundry room after hot girls went in and sniffed at their panties

>I fuck my wife's sister in law.
Your own sister, you mean?

I won't

So your sister

I do that as well.. just sometimes I also fringe them home.

Could be his wife's brother's wife's sister...?

Bring

I do insulation and jerk off in every house I go in. Did the highschool bathroom thing too. I even jerked off at urinals just to see if I could before anyone came in.

i also pissed into other peoples bucket they made some concrete or something and also watched porn and wanked in the sink's

Te doy

Nice bait...i'll bite..How fucking stupid are you nerds? Sister in law is her brothers wife...Fucking dumb.

Dude you gotta do it while people are in there and just make eye contact, don't blink, just stare.

I work in maintenence at hotel. One of the housekeeping inspectors has blown me a couple of times in vacant rooms. Swallowed both times too.

Seems like we would be friends. Im sure we would be Sup Forumsros in real life.

not necessarily. wife's brother's wife. in english, there's no relation between you and her.

I'm not dumb, I just can't type.

Lucky you.

youre retarded
kinda funny

youre noth hacks though

You're*

I feel the same way. Good jerking too you.

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I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Ya but then I get arrested. How can I get off if I'm being arrested.

You too man.

I jerked off in class when i was a freshmen in high school. A did it a few times. I literally cant tell you why i did at this point in time. It actually disgusts me.

Ha

Because rape is illegal. Jerking off instead of rapeing, moralfag!!

I had a real pain in the ass customer. Ceiling joists were in the way, so I couldn't center the can lights in the hallway. She wasn't having it at all.
Supervisor said go install close as you can.
Crazy bitch stood next to the ladder the entire time bitching about any and everything.
She had some bogus breakers, so I had to go back the next day. I stopped by the weed mans house that evening. I paid the local bum 10 bucks for a Gatorade bottle of roaches. He come back 20 minutes later with a dozen or so roaches.
I went back to her the next day with that bottle of roaches. When I went into the basement to R&R the breakers. I took the cap off of the bottle, and put the bottle in they drop ceiling.
Fuck that bitch!!

I deliver food and sometimes I stop at the park and masturbate real quick

Yes!!! I pissed in someone's attic before. Right between their wall top.

Fucking monster.

>delivers food
>stops to masturbate

.....to be continued

I used to work at pizza huy and when i had to cut the pizzas i would cut a little slice for my self and also would eat random topping off there pizza

It was kind of like a grubhub job where we pick up from different locations and when I would wait at the park for an order to come in I would just connect my phone to the car and watch hardcore porn. When I cum I just clean up real quick and sometimes put on hand sanitizer and continue working. What else do you want to hear nigga?

Well this one time awhile back, I found out my mom had beaten my sister and I didn't just wanna kick my mom's ass like I would if this were anywhere else. So I began jizzing in her makeup and in a couple meals.

Probably meant his wife's brother's wife, which would be her sister in law, re-tards!

One time while I was jogging, there was this fence that had bush like trees and I decided to start wanking in there while other hot joggers passed by.

Naw man...yea fucked that up. I don't give a shit.

It was parody to the YLYL "....to be continued" threads

Right. Well if you want to tell us you're fucking an immediate family member, we're not gonna argue.

That's kinda fucked up. Some clothes are pretty expensive. What if you stole their favorite underwear or something? It's hard to find the exact same pair again. Why can't you just get off by sniffing it like a normal kind degenerate?

Straight up...You're 100% correct.

This is why residential jobs suck

are you a woman?

Seriously. I wouldn't have a single problem smacking the bitch who fucks with my Fear of God

Nope, I'm dude. I just buy somewhat expensive underwear sometimes and I'd be super pissed if somebody stole some just to jack off and throw them away. I mean, at least have the decency to go for the cheap stuff. I think girls' underwear is even more expensive than guys' so that makes it even worse too.

Solid perving, good job

I'm a PA at a hospital. I sometimes purposely inject paralytics into attractive girls IV's and finger them.

Sometimes when I come over some shit in the database one of our employees have done a horrible mess of I don't contact that employee to help them fix it so they can learn from it, I just fix it. Some people are just absolutely hopeless. I have two in particular I'm looking very much forward to retiring.

Then stop talking like a little bitch

Faggot detected

>Pizza huy

Umm... Well then.

hi brother- I'm IBEW too!

The look in their eyes is what turns me on the most.

Who is that and what is that haircut called?

Ibew?

No clue who she is. And not sure of the hair either.. I know I'm useless.. but at least I didn't ignore your post like I was going to.

i steal cheese.. guess u win

Yeah, thank god for that.

A union niggerfaggot

union

Id say she goin for the pinup look so I'd take a guess and say pinup style hair.. if that helps any

>there pizza
>there

I'break" the mens toilets then after these manly dudes takes big greasy shits I "farm " it(collect it) and take it home to smear on my cock and fill my mouth

Nah, I more meant the long with shaved sides thing. There's probably a name for that.

I'm a morgue tech in San Fransisco. About once a week we get a hot, 20 something who died of an OD. On 3 occasions I've fingered them when I was wheeling them to the ice box. Always did it gloved. Sniffed my fingers one time. smelledbadman.jpeg

Carpenter here. On commercial jobs, I'll usually bust one out on each job site in the restroom once or more. I try not to do it at resdential

International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers
lrn2google

Work at datcenter. Blow snot rockets and spit through raised floor. Draw dicks in dust on top of servers. Never put all of the screws back in a host chassis. Job pays too much to fuck around more than that.

>corpse vagina smells bad
Really?

Host chassis?? Like aliens?

It's Christy mack

I think aliens exist

srsly no one has said this?
i surf Sup Forums

Like servers. Long flat computers jackass. I fix them for the most part.

Nah, Sup Forumsro. She was freshly dead, it was a hygiene thing. You think I finger decomps? I'm not an animal.

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Oh i see, that makes more sense.What about the rest of the part?

Thanks a ton.


She looks great, though the amount of foundation she uses makes me wonder what he skin's like. Also wish she'd held off on getting a boob job till the last couple years. Plastic surgery has come a long way in that regard.

Well let's be fair here, you're playing around with a corpse, so you can't blame me for not placing a lot of value on your moral inhibitions.

Warmachine is GOAT

I I is it a dude?

Zozzle

Weak. I masturbating in class once because my boner would not go away. Put my hands in my hoodie pocket and it through my pants. Nobody knew.

It's literally a victimless crime. I've considered going further but it grosses me out plus they're all junkies so I'm worried about catchin' the HIV or Hep or something.
Does anyone know how long STIs can live in the body after it's dead?

Some shit can't be fixed, I just verify it's fucked and slap a sticker on it. Shit with stripped screws gets ripped out. Cables with zip ties don't get cable management afterwards. Top of rack switch has a fucked port? I don't have time to rma that shit and setup a change management request, I'll use a spare port if available or skip the ticket. As long as the shit works when I'm done with it, I don't care.

Every other week for the last 15 years I would put a bottle of cum I had saved up from the entire previous week and put it in a random food item to serve in the cafeteria where it ends up in the bellies of some 100 kids or so (this is a middle school cafeteria).

Hundreds of kids have a had a little nutritional supplement to go along with their school lunch over the last 15 years. Teachers too I guess.

Uh... how do the cleaners you hire not notice that?

I'm not sure about yours, but at ours we hire an outside company to come clean the whole datacenter including under the floor tiles like twice a year.

Has no one said anything about how snot ends up under the floor?

HIV can't live long outside the human body. I would imagine only slightly longer in a dead body. Maybe a couple days? I don't know about hepatitis though.