Hey how Is everyone doing today?

Hey how Is everyone doing today?

Isn't life wonderful?

Hello OP, how's your day going so far? You seem totally straight and alpha bro, cheers

tired of yo shit

I'm trying to ignore someone upstairs who WON'T STOP FUCKING COUGHING, but other than that, I'm doing pretty swell. I appreciate your asking.

oh man what a bother but life is life, right?

My day is amazing, thank you, how is yours going?
Such a lovely weather, the sunshine reminds me of all you guys. Teehee

Thanks man, I am also not a faggot

Who here would like a cup of tea or do you prefer coffee

Such a great day outside today, fills me with glee

Tea is fine mate, thanks

Yeah, I suppose.

You're too sweet, user.

I would love a cup of tea with a slice of lemon please, thank you! Let's cling our teacups together and say "to us!". Also I brought cookies to have with the tea!!!

Then why are you here, friend? You're welcome to start your own thread if you can do better.
Wassup, Sup Forumsros? So sorry about my outburst. I become quite perturbed by insolent autists.

I woke up to some birds singing and I have been just smiling all day

MIGHT I BE ABLE TO PARTAKE IN THE EATING OF YOUR DELICIOUS COOKIES, DEAR user?

That is very rude, my friend. Here, have a cup of tea :) it will help with that little temper ;)

I shouldn't I watching my diet but if you don't tell the misses

I would rather enjoy an Earl Grey with a 7% solution.

Chastising rebuke Din. Pay no mind, have a great day

Of course my lovely user, have as much as you like! I hope you enjoy them :)

Hey guys, just wanted you all to know you mean something to me. No matter what you've done, I know you're all good people. Keep loving life! :)

good afternoon

So who would like to have a Friendly game of cricket

Good afternoon, user. How are you on this fine day?

Hey guys, keep pushing on, you'll get a great girl some day. Sooner than you think.

Oh my, are those pastries I sense? Would you mind if I partake?

Hey Sup Forums! Lovely day huh?

Wonderful trips friend

nice trips you got there, you're a wonderful user

Life is wondeful in this 3rd world sweethole that i live, how is yours day going :)

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It sure is, friend.

Seeing all these lovely messages confirms Sup Forums to be the most kind, caring and loving place on the internet. I love you all.

I finally got me a gal who likes me, and I hope you all get to experience that

I roll dubs not 45s

Just remember to stay positive, and just keep smiling!

YOU FUCKING NIGGER!

Nice day out isn't it gentlemen?

fuCK YOU

Oh my yes. An invigorating tea has me feeling quite energetic.

FUCKING FAGGOT RUINED IT
55

Kill yourself you fucking faggot.

I FUCKIN WON ASSHOLES

NO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER

You fucking piece of shit.

Fucking kill yourself.

YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER I HOPE YOU BURN TO DEATH

I'll experience your gal tonight little bitch!

:^)

I hate everything about you and I hope you die in a fire.

WHo the fuck is this retard?

mine is going fine, been to a job interview for my aprenticeship, prepping a little for a surgery and just chilling the rest of the day. hows yours?

All hail Hitler you niggers

I FUCIKING HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GODDAMN NIGGERS FUCKS SAKE I NEVER LIKED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE

Fuck you stupid cunt

SHUT THE FUCK UP

YEAH? WELL YOU'RE A DOUBLE NIGGER!

an hero you fucking faggot

kill yourself faggot

Fucking retarded, worthless piece of shits each and every one of you faggots I hope you all kill yourselves

Hey someone dropped their wallet with their credit card and $400 cash. Does this belong to anyone here?

FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS KILL YOURSELF.

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WHO'S NEXT IN LINE TO GET FUCKING CURB STOMPED

No sir that is not me. I suggest you hold onto all that money because it is not mine.

I fuggin hate you Sup Forums

GODDAMNIT, YOU FUCKING USELESS SUB-HUMAN!!!
WE HAD ONLY BEGUN OUR SPORT AND YOU HAD TO SHAMBLE IN HERE LIKE SOME HULKING WILDEBEEST!!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

IT'S MINE NOW FAGGOT

*runs away in nigger

go fuck yourself

Yeah it's mine. Thanks for finding it.

She doesn't love you. She never will.

shut the fuck up loser.

FUXYU, FAGGOT. SURGERY, YOU SAY? A LITTLE LATE FOR AN ABORTION, ISN'T IT?

Wow, hows it going guys! im having alot of fun today. Sup Forums is so much fun!

What are you picking a fight with him you little shit? FUCK YOU PISSGUZZLER

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what is up guys, its scarce here

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

SLIT YOUR WRISTS FAGGOT

how's everybody doing today?

Hey woah, calm down buddy! were just trying to have some fun! we can forgive and forget!. except for those fifty-fivers. fuck them.

ITS ASSRAPING MUGGER TIME

GO SHOVE A GODAMN CACTUS UP YOUR ASS

>me hoping i don't get a 55

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING JOHNNY CUM LATELY. GET THE FUCK OUT, CUNT. YOU LITERALLY CAN'T AN HERO FAST ENOUGH TO SUIT ME.

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE? ITS FUCKING 2016 WHEN WILL YOU FUCKING LEARN TO FUCKING DIE

why is everybody actually being nice

wish i could

Bud read the meme.

FUQYU TOO, BITCH. ABIDE BY THE RULES OF THE BREAD OR GTFO!!!

cause you're probably about to an hero

I demand a nice-off reset. New dubs or quads. I'm sad

Really want to slit the neck of one dude that sits next to me in class

whoa calm down buddy

IM NOT SORRY.
too far sorry.

dude same

WHY DON'T YOU START WITH YOUR NECK YOU WASTE OF FUCKING OXYGEN PIECE OF SHIT

for all the salties, enjoy stale memes

GO BACK TO FUCKING TUMBLR YOU CUNT BAG. FUCK YOU AND YOUR >DUDE SAME. MEME YOU FUCKING CUNT STAIN