ITT we act like civilized upper class white people at a bar-b-que

ITT we act like civilized upper class white people at a bar-b-que

Until someone gets trips

> then we chimp out

Trips flips us back and forth
> Gogogogogogogo

Y-know my son, the high school quarterback, just got an A in math? God damm he's a Queermeister through and through

Well maybe he just hasn't came out of his shell Tom!

My goodness what wonderful Potatoe salad Janett!

I brought my swim trunks - haven't worn them since I sold the yacht!

I dont even eat fish anymore because it may be considered a micro-aggression to pre-op women who may be struggling with their hygiene. I eat only cis male leafy green plants. NPR told me its better for the baby.

Oh ho ho John you are such a Kidder!

Well Sharon that may be your opinion, but I heard anything processed is a no go when it comes to children.

Oh Andy, you always had the most original jokes!

Man I just love some good ole hamburgers! !

Man, my wife's a charm Jerry. She's awfully busy though, and couldn't make it to the barbecue. She's at work with her good friend Tyrone, she said she had a big project tonight and couldn't make it! So, hows the kids?

Incredible weather for a friendly reunion am I right?

>johnny cash
>civilized
>upper class
i love his music but he grew up on a farm in bumbfuck Arkansas and went on to become a drug addicted outlaw country singer.

I dunno George, they haven't spoken to me in 4 months

You know sharon really has grown into her malformed tits. Like she really grew into those things i tell ya. Her whore mother married Darryl just for his money though.

Well Jerry, you win some and you lose some, you know buddy? My daughter Ashley has been achieving a lot at Harvard this year. Plus my son Jimmy got accepted at Cambridge this year! My other son John has been living with us for 13 years. He's around 30 now. Hasn't done much but he's sure a keeper when we have movie night!

...so i said to the tribal leader, marry her? I barely knew her?! Anyway he didnt understand a fucking word of it, i burnt the place to the ground of course, im sure they found a new place they were fairly resourceful, the pipeline was finished 10 days after the end of quarter as the proposal stated, it was done a month before that, ut done tell the nation of chad, haha, anyway thats how i paid for that island, and those great tits you saw on the babysitter, jesus christ does that pussy grip.

Wow, more tuna salad... what a great joy

Hahaha good jokes guys by the way, did you see those colored folks who moved in the other day? I gotta say fellas I didnt kill several gook bastards with my bare hands up in korea to come home and see negroes flooding my neibourhood!

Oh my good Ron the children are right here! !

And then I told my daughter that Dan Schneider would be honored to give her a tour of the iCarly studio and dropped her off about 4 hours ago. She was so thrilled

What a nice man

Well Phil, gotta say that's mighty impressive! My kids got to meet that Slena Gamez chick last week. Got to hear her new album cover too! Gotta say, fun times you know?

Oh George is just showing off - we went swimming at the CC last week, but he just can't stop talking about that Damn Yacht. But with Obama in office, we had to make some cuts around the house... I swear that man is just giving our countries money away to those blacks.

...

You know it almost feels like something really black and dark is moving... John, I'm scared!

Oh I fully agree! We had to sell our 9th Porsche to afford our annual trip to the Canary Islands. It's absurd that we have to pay so much! Gosh gee wiz!

why can't we just be nice people all the time? i don't get it, we're just anonymously posting, that doesn't mean we have to be asshole's about it, right? also, loving those ribs jake!

TRIPS

Now thats one mexican I wouldn't mind working on my property aha ha ha ha

Well they do a great job trimming my hedges and so does the maid

Oh gosh - you arent' selling that quaint little house in the isles are you? We were hoping to save up for one, but well that Muslim NoBama and those unnecessary bank "reforms" really threw a wrench into George's little hedge fund. He had that little misunderstanding with the SEC and now they say he can't run the fund anymore! What are we supposed to do exactly!?!

Sorry I'm just so mad about the whole thing.

I wonder if her whole family can help her "trim the bushes" if you know what I mean

I have to tell you Virginia, that man is running this country into the ground! I'm waiting for trump to get in and say "you're fired". Hahaha oh my goodness!

Nope we aren't selling it, but I know one near from us that is pretty cheap, not too much just around 1.2 mil. I agree fully! That NObama really has messed with ours as well! We've had to actually fire a maid that pours us drinks all day. We were paying her a solid 5.19$ an hour, but now the government says I have to pay her a living wage? Preposterous.

And it's fine, my wife Becky says the same thing!

If I know anything about online meemz its that Dan Schneider is a trustworthy gentleman

> hivemind

Tap dreawer TAP DREAWER

Well aren't you just hip Roger!

Has anyone seen my son Tommy?

Nigger!

Hey all, don't mean to alarm anyone,but there's that Bradley guy over there near the dip. I heard he tried to sneak photos of Sallys daughter last week! She's only 16! I'd keep an eye on your children if I were you.

I heard he also runs a pornography website, named youtube...Gosh it makes me mad! Now where's the bartender around here?

>WTFWTF

Sir! My kids are around! Sure I don't like those "colored people" but watch your tone of mouth! I'm good friends with the Police Department!

Howdy neighbors!

kek has abandoned us

He's with my son jake. Said something about getting a new high score at school today

Evening, fellows!

I'm a classy nigger

There is a little opening, its sort of like...imagine a paint brush, but its a circle, and all the bristles point inward, it sits right below the anus when you do number two. Its programed to turn on and saturate with the liquified bars when presented with the lightest breeze of fecal matter. Anyway, thats how i literally shit gold.

I don't know about that Trump - obviously we were voting for Jeb. Good lord that man is an embarrassment to money. You see that tacky gold decoration he does? He's like one of the boy loving Saudis.

Oh that isn't bad at all! Let's see how this next election goes. Trump has said he will repeal Dodd-Frank - which would be just wonderful for us of course. But then again, Hilary does know how to play ball - so we might be fine either way.

You know my friend Nola... Nola Brooks? She sponsored her maids family to come over from the Philippines - they all live in the guest house and she doesn't pay them anything! And they work very very hard, not like the blacks and mexicans. Well most mexicans. Our house keeper is one of the good ones.

Be right back guys, have to do my annual 9:00 massage, then going for a ride on my Yact, then going to the bank! I need some cash, thinking 12,000$ to be safe!

Thanks, Mr. Johnson. How's Jake doing?

Jamarqus, you're making me look bad in front of the Henderson's.

Oh my goodness! Sir please leave now!

My ex-wife loved my mexican sauce for the barbecue at Jerry's. You should try it!

Boy, go fetch me another glass.

Such a disappointment Jeb didn't make it through the primaries. Who's your vote with?

See what you've done now, Jamarqus? Now Mr. Henderson is upset

I don't mean to brag but I have an excellent credit score.

Ha I hear ya pal. I hired a few refugees online to make my bed every morning. Really cheap and they work hard! Great deal all around. Let me tell ya, they know how to clean. Plus if you don't mind, they are really good for having a good time if you catch my drift. I only pay her .05 cents a month! Sometimes I let her clean my Audi on good days.

I just love this weather

ITT: Facebook moms

I might just have to pick that Johnson! Feel it that is!

That wasn't Mr. Henderson. That was Mr. HANDerson. Common mistake.

I say Reginald would you be a sport and hand me that jar of pickles

>...so I said, "Look at that S-car-go!"
>hahahahahahaha

I really cannot stand it when people don't turn down their stereos when they enter a residential zone. Everyone knows you cannot find your destination with loud music blaring.

My goodness, thank you for letting me know. I almost made a fool out of myself there.

Just the other day I was riding down the street in my Lincoln when I saw Jenny Ackerman talking to a negro boy downtown, can you believe that?

I almost pulled my car over and told her to knock it off. Mike is gonna have a hell of a time keeping her from getting knocked up in high school.

Good one, dad!

muh dick

i like aziz ansari

Cheero old chaps how is the old market treating you? i just liquidated a whole lot of startup for some major profit

yeah your old man tells a good joke!

Oh no you never want your daughter hanging out with that "neggar" family

Guys I'd like to make a toast,

I would love to stay longer but I have a plane ride to catch to New York.
>Jerry, loved the chat, Carl, loved seeing your new Rolex collection! Phill, you're daughter is a charm maybe we could hang out sometime when she's not busy? And Oh haha, John you really know how to make a business man laugh!

Sir, you need to not speak like that when the children are present.

Is that the hotel in Dubai you were talking about?

Goodness! Please control that negro of yours!

Whilst we enjoy our English brethren, we cannot understand this weird language you speak. Could you please speak English?

I'm so glad you could make it, we simply must do this again soon.

Those Neggars! Jim Negger never returned my hedge clippers I let him borrow last month, I heard he pawned them. Can you believe that?

Travel safe! And say hello to the wife, please.

And then I told him, "kill the nigger and let's get drinks!"
*laughter*

Got a par in an 18 hole yesterday with my driver!

MMM yeah bois, uh huh, how ya'll doin with your cracka asses? say hi to yo daughtas fo me

I say old chaps, I reckon I ought to be heading home. Tally-ho!

*purrrr*

No one does a better Chris Rock impersonation than you, Chad.

That sausage looks good nough to flip, its starting to get black

there you are, jamarqus. People are waiting for the brisket, how is that going?

funniest thread ive seen today. thanks Sup Forums

ah yes please do forgive me,
what i did mean to say is i bought a bunch of small companies for cheap the liquidated them selling their assets for profit the far exceeds the price i purchased them for

Congratulations! Hows the Rolex working out, Pete?

Ah, slave boy, there you are. Bring me a margarita

I sure love barbecue

Hi, Helen, how was that hot yoga class?

Good work, man!

Ah, quite well, my friend.