>be me
>in calculus class
>guy next to me asks if I have any mints
>suddenly remember the Doublemint Dave greentext
>my middle name is David
>thought it would be funny
>"They don't call me Doublemint Dave for nothing!"
>I'm laughing really fucking hard
>mfw guy looks at me like I'm retarded
>mfw he doesn't know my middle name is David so he is fully confused as to why I called myself that
>mfw I don't actually have any mints
So what retardation have you had today, Sup Forums?
making obscure references that you assume everyone else will understand is a sign of autism
not anything as bad as you, seeing as you made such an obscure reference to some normie,
Lurk more faggot
Also nice dubs
>Be me
>At work let's call it book warehouse
>Working at "reference, educational"
>Boss near by
>I start freaking out
>Get his attention
>"user what's wrong"
>"Someone keeps putting these books in the >wrong god damn spot, this doesn't belong here
>it belongs in fiction!!!"
>Boss walks over
>Hand him Holocaust book
>I laugh boss doesn't
>He's Jewish but Korean
>Mfw
>At work let's call it book warehouse
Do you mean a fucking library?
No he meant a book warehouse
>be me
>early in the semester
>fuck it; i'll be nice to this smart weird kid
>start a conversation, see if he's too weird
>maybe he'll do all the group project
>kek
>Hey, "uh, have any mints?"
"They don't call me Doublemint Dave for nothing!"
>he laughs like a maniac
>goes on for about a two minutes
>not lab partners
>next lecture sit of the other side of class
>be talking about some bullshit with coworkers who go on reddit
>subject doesn't have much of a closing
>come out of nowhere with BUT THAT'S JUST A GAME THEORY to end it
>all I get is a slight chuckle
I don't know if I should've expected more
kek, good job OP that shits funny as fuck.
>some kid was whining on reddit on how to make friends.
>Told him to always carry gum on him
>people can call you "doublemint dave"
>downvoted to oblivion
I thought it was funny.
I ment a warehouse, where we hold
Large quantities of the same title of various topics
How big is said warehouse?
>calculus
Underage b&
you are telling me every elementary school kid is autistic?
I'd say, 50-60,000. Sq ft
Neat!
I'm in 1st year university fuck off
Good work. Soon you will be onto your second and next thing you know you will have a job.
Study hard and try not to party too hard
>be box of mints
>my owner's hand reaches in pocket, about to grab me
>fingers lightly caress my tin
>feelsgoodman
>fingers suddenly stop
>hear cackling outside pocket
>fingers tremble slightly
>itsokaybaby.jpg
>owners hand comes out of pocket, doesn't touch me for the rest of the day
>mfw imma jack up whoever triggered my owner!
Better luck next time eh?
Retarded (In this context) is subjective, In my opinion nothing I've done today or in a very long time has been "retarded."
Keep up the good work!
Wouldn't really consider much i do to be good either, keep up the adequate work perhaps
Thanks for the awesome comment!
im sure you have aids
Be sure to get tested to be sure.
Nice numbers Satin.
Anybody got the double mint Dave greentext?
>>be me
>>in calculus class
>>guy next to me asks if I have any mints
>>suddenly remember the Doublemint Dave greentext
>>my middle name is David
>>thought it would be funny
>>"They don't call me Doublemint Dave for nothing!"
>>I'm laughing really fucking hard
>>mfw guy looks at me like I'm retarded
>>mfw he doesn't know my middle name is David so he is fully confused as to why I called myself that
>>mfw I don't actually have any mints
>So what retardation have you had today, Sup Forums?
dubs confirm
Wow man thanks a lot pal
No problamo amigo!
...
Do you guys think there is a god?
there is, he just abandoned us long ago.
I doubt it, but I don't blame people who do.
Genderqueer sorta looks like a plumbus.
In the same boat as you guys, just wanted to see other people's thoughts
Kek
you're right, But what is that
It just gets lonely sometimes. Ive been living out on my own for these last few months and some days it can get tough you know.
Like even the people you talk to everyday you don't really feel like they are your friends or people you would even want to talk to outside of whatever you are doing. Idk just rambling before I try to fall asleep
It's a reoccurring gag from Rick and Morty where they never explain what it is, but have them lying around everywhere, a fake How It's Made episode about them, etc.
gotcha, never seen Rick and Morty. is it worth a watch?