Does anyone else not want to fuck their significant other if they know they have recently taken a shit?
>me and wife get out of shower few minutes ago
>I Have every plans of fucking her tonight
>she is going along with the flirting
>I take the dog outside to piss
>come back in and dont see her
>yell for her and ask what shes doing
>says she is using the bathroom
>I know what that means
>she comes out and starts hinting at fucking
>all of my interest is gone
What the fuck is my problem?
are you a fucking fag?
understandable man. who the fuck wants god damn poopdick
poop is water soluble. get her (and yourself if you're not so egotistical as to not want a clean butthole) to wash her butt out with water every time she shits.
funny thing is she will even wash her ass again after she shits because she knows I am autistic when it comes to shitting.
Not the last time i checked
It's the same as you taking a piss and then her deciding not to give you a blowjob. Grow some balls man.
>piss
>shit
Thats nowhere near the same, OP specifically mentions shit not pissing.
I think you have aids
what the fuck is my problem?
maybe you lack plain old appreciation
take the ass for granted and let joe sixpack have a run at it
thats all you need her pal joe to help with a load off her back after shes been on her back
I mean, I don't WANT to, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
pussy
yes, please
I understand if you dont want to smell shit but if she washes it again then it should be fine. Stop being a bitch.
No one wants to smell poop during sex. If thats not a turn off then you've probably got a fucked up fetish otherwise fearing the smell of shit is understandable.
yes, 100%.
I don't ever take a shit without showering after.
I have never taken a shit in a public place except ONE time at firefly musical festival (actual bathroom, no portapotty shit for me.
I like my sex dirty and my women clean.
My gf generally enemas before sex, because she loves anal. So no.
..puffy vagina
I would love to push her shit inside and blow her shit up like chocolate milk and eat her ass like a dessert
You boypussy might aswell submit to BBC or be a cuckholder for the rest of your life
Who the fuck shits after showering?
someone who feels the need to shit after showering
What's her name?
I broke up with my last girlfriend because literally 2/3 times we fucked I could smell her asshole from four feet away, the second I took her pants off. I put up with it for a couple months hoping that it would get better, but it didn't. I wasn't about to talk to her about it, decided to just break up since she was getting pretty annoying anyway.
You are weak OP.
How can you consider yourself a man?
What do you mean with "she will even wash her ass again after she shits"? Are you not supposed to wash your ass anyway every time you take a shit? Or you live in one of those countries where bidets don't exist?
Shove a rose in her butt
She'all eventually find a guy that would lick her ass after a shit and a full day's walk around the mall.
Be a real man and fuck your bitch before someone else does. I've picked particles of toilet paper off a girls asshole before I licked it just to make her happy. Got my dick sucked and my balls drained afterwards and she was none the wiser. Win-win.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DEAR GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THESE
>Be a real man
>I've picked particles of toilet paper off a girls asshole before I licked it just to make her happy.
>just to make her happy
Kill yourself you beta fucking faggot.
I don't think you know what soluble means..
I don't think you know what being a "real man" means.
Opposite. I'd like to fuck my wife anally after she takes a shit as long as she wipes.
Having a slightly shitty dick from dirty cavity sides is a nice kink.
>Gets pussy
>Licks FEMALE asshole
>Gets balls drained
Go kill YOURSELF beta faggot
I eat my girls ass after she poops.I don't give a shit.
>Real man licks a dirty ass if necessary to show dominance.
He doesn't whine and pout and ask her to wash again. Can you please make sure your asshole is porn-set clean? Fuck that!
Drink a scotch and lick that bitch's ass!
>Real man licks a dirty ass if necessary to show dominance.
top fucking kek
I love eating my gf ass after she shits. I also love when she farts in my mouth.