Alright Sup Forums you already fucking know what time it is. Green text thread. Post whatever the fuck kinda story you want
>be me last week
> feeling beyond horny
>after years of the usual routine nothing does it for me anymore
>start watching vids of people cumming on strangers then walking away
>idea.flv
>walk outside at 2 a.m
>stroll to the neighbors (duplex)
(Known each other for about 6 years)
>aware of where she keeps her spare key (mailbox)
>I take advantage
>she works at 6 a.m so I had time
>walk into her room
>too bitch to actually touch her
>only cum in her hair
>make my exit
>next day we're talking
>she seems oddly more sexual toward me
>talk more sexually until I get into her house and pants
>AGAIN. Too bitch to actually seal the deal
>mention that I came in her hair through dirty talk
>she pulls away
>politely asks me to leave
>never got it in with her
>feelsbadman
Also a little exposition, she is a milf roughly 46 and I moved in when I was 20. She's more so a butter face, but I still would have loved to smash at least once. Now we haven't talked since and I'm pretty sure she's planning on moving. Still confused as to why she was SO willing to fuck but then I tell her I came in her hair and she fucking hates me.
>pic not related
Alright Sup Forums you already fucking know what time it is. Green text thread...
You are retarded my guy
I have so many stories to tell, but I need to sleep for tomorrow...
fghfg
Dude that's creepy as shit
just do 1
Had a shit war with my Arab neighbours.
bump
>be me
>be in middle school
>no friends except for this one kid who I hanged out with at lunch and PE
>January rolls around and he stops hanging out with me
>later confront him why
>he told me he just felt less cool hanging out with me
>he starts hanging out with more people
>high school rolls around
>have English class with him
>don't even make eye contact with him
>weeks pass by
>get really into pony porn
>look at it sometimes in class just for fun
>see some really good pony porn
>I'm in the back of the class so no one can see me
>start jerking off subtly and quietly
>traitor friend sees me and calls me out
>everyone was disgusted
>at least four girls switched out
>for the remaining four years I was known as the kid who jerked off to pony porn in class
I'm in college now and that part always makes me cringe I still have no friends
OP here, my logic, being so aroused, was that she knew I snuck in and came in her hair. That's what I thought anyway because of how sexual she was being. So when I told her I thought it would turn her on like a light switch just to hear me admit it, but she was mortified. She looked me dead in the eyes and asked me to get the fuck out if her house in the nicest voice possible
Bitches don't like being told you are a creep. Even though we all are don't admit it you fuck and keep it to yourself. You fucked up OP
not even sure if trolling
Why would you pull it out, why not touch yourself on the outside of your pants?
Here's an autistic story:
>be me
>16 at the time
>currently laying in bed
>just smoked weed
>feelsgood.jpg
>get horny so I turn on my phone and start masturbating
>try to be quiet because my sister is staying over with her baby in the next room
>she's asleep for all I know
>don't think about it and continue masturbating
>have good climax
>feelsgood2.jpg
>cum all over my stomach
>"fuck I forgot to bring a tissue because im high"
>don't feel like getting up
>look for nearest cloth-like object
>see that I have 2 blankets
>grab the least favorable blanket and clean myself up
>its now covered in cum
>well I can't use this anymore
>throw it to the end of my bed
>start watching random videos on my phone
>about 15 minutes later I hear a door open from across the hall
>ohfuckshesmellsmydank
>cower under the blanket
>but the blanket cant ever save you
>hear my door open
>"user, are you awake"
>I can hear it's my sister
>I lean up, acting groggy and say: "yea"
>"Do you an extra blanket I can borrow?"
>thank god she doesn't smell my weed
>So excited that she didn't notice that I barely realized what she asked
>take about 5 seconds to process what she had asked
>"yea probably i think maybe"
>fucking smooth
>look around my room in a panic
>see an extra blanket on my bed
>"here you go" I say as I hand her the tainted blanket
>she thanks me and leaves
>I lay back down and calm down because it was over now
>then I panic as I realize I had given my sister a cum filled blanket
>she never asked me about it
>mfw either my sister or my nephew had to sleep in cum that night
Fuck it, I'll tell on of my old ones i have saved.
>be me
>be at a party
>bored, introverted, don't really want to be here, just trying to be nice and not make an ass of myself until my friends are ready to leave
>a cute girl I'd been flirting with earlier walks past me, I'm a bit drunk so I smack her ass.
>she giggles and keeps walking without incident
>looking around the room for a second when I see this tumblrina making a B-line for me across the room
>ohshit
>figure I'm about to get chewed out for "raping" that girl
>Tumblina reaches me, holds out a hand, smiling
>Introduces herself, says she's a friend of a friend, wants to talk
>she's actually pretty cool; smart, witty, a bit pretentious in that "oh i have so many secrets" kind of way, but she's friendly enough that it isn't annoying.
>Even pretty cute tbh, skinny, great tits, cute face, passable ass, blue dyed hair, plus she has these huge beautiful eyes.
>we hit it off, spend most of the night talking and hanging out
>end up in a room upstairs taking turns playing mario on an old N64
>we get talking about gay rights and transgender people and shit
>I'm the one who actually brought it up, we were talking about family and I mentioned my sister is transgender.
>Tumblrina decides today is a good day to fit her stereotype, launches into this big rant about trans queer mono binary secondhand dominant 9 milimeter genderblend foxkin rights.
>I don't mind tbh, we're both buzzed and she has this really nice, smooth, lyrical voice that's nice to just listen to, even if I wish she'd change the subject.
>Tumblrina asks me about all the hardship my sister must have endured, what kind of support I offer her and activism I do on her behalf
>Tell her that no, my sister actually has it good: hot boyfriend, makes good money, lots of friends, our family and church accept her
>Tell tumblrina that neither my sister or I really do the activism thing, we're both pretty happy as we are
>Tumblrina loses her shit out of nowhere, saying that me and my sister are both transphobes, I'm a mysoginist (no this is not a joke, she actually called me a mysoginist, tho in her defense we were both a little buzzed)
>Tell her that no, chill out, my sister and I just kinda take a "live and let live" stance
>Tumblrina says oh, really, you're totally okay with trans girls then?
>Yeah, totally okay.
>Well then, you won't have a problem sleeping with me, she says.
>Fucking what?
>"She" pulls down "her" pants, she has a penis
>It's actually pretty nice looking, half hard already, Tumblrina is getting annoying but she's still pretty hot
>Tell her that yeah, sure, I'm down for some fun
>Tumblrina looks surprised, flustered, maybe a little excited
>I motion her to come stand by me
>She chickens out, says no
>Tells me I'm a biggot for fetishizing transgender people
>Pulls up her pants and sit backs down.
>We spend the next hour sitting there playing Mario in total silence.
It doesn't feel as good
My jeans were kind of tight
kek
>be me
>be 13
>at lake with friends
>everyone jumping in from swing
>me to pussy too do it
>girl comes over and starts hitting on me
>starts rubbing up my leg
>bonerat50%.jpeg
>convinces me to swing
>still have boner
>about to jump when swing catches pants
>flash everyone with my sword
>everyone laughs
>later informed it was all a plan to humiliate me
>going to cry/kill myself
>instead I have plans of revenge
>go to parents cabin the girl who tricked me was in
>touch her in her sleep
>I WIN
>she wakes up
>screaming.mp3
>her parents call my parents
>therapy for years
>turn 16
>find out she goes to different high school
>go over and start flirting after school
>she wants the D
>we get to her parents place
>nooneishometosaveyou.jpeg
>she gets naked and as do i
>start touching her like i did all those years ago
>"remember me?"
>she screams and cries
>i leave
>now i win
what did you think she showed interest bc she knew you assaulted her? never admit to that shit, even to a gf, unless it gets brought up as a fetish when you get to that point. jesus christ man. for future reference, even if a chick is dtf, telling her you almost raped her is a creepy ass turnoff, unless she has a rape fantasy thing. even then, they have weird little lines in the sand sometimes
>puts a % in a filename
What kind of faggot does that
>Be me 14
>Learn about a magical fun place called Sup Forums where everything is happy
>few years later
>SeenSomeShit.jpg
fucking moron
Here's a little story
>Be me
>16
> Live with my mom
>Masturbating in my room
>She knocks on my door
>Thank God
>Pull up my blanket and say come in
>I still have one of my hands under the blanket, and my phone is off
>Hey user, I'm going to the store later, want anything?
>No, she leaves after a second
>Continue jacking it
>A couple minutes later I'm pretty close
>She comes down the hallway and knocks on the door
>I think she's trying to catch me
>She does this again
>Fast forward about a month.
>I have her buy me some compression shorts
>She asks me to see show her how they fit
>Wtf.jpg
>Say no
>Just about everytime I get out of the shower shes out of her room, maybe trying to see me
>One day im not wearing a shirt
>user you have abs?
>Mom stop
>Asks to feel them
>No.gif
What do you think b, is my mom a pedo?
>come home to 9/10 girlfriend packing her bags
>ask where the fuck she's going
>she says she can't be with me anymore, I'm too perverted
>say to her "What the fuck do you know? You're only 8."
fuck her
...
>Be me, 13 at the time.
>I was staying over at my cousin's place at the time.
>She's really cute and has a smooth face.
>I sometimes tried to make a move on her but I always pussied out.
>Since I was a pussy and I wanted to sexually grope her, I decided that I would touch her while she was sleeping.
>Wait til like 4 AM in the guest bedroom.
>I get up and walk to her room silently/
>I open the door to her room.
>CREEEEAK.wmv
>I wince and looked up to see if she woke up from that.
>She didn't and I'm relieved by that.
>I carefully walk over to her while shuddering and shaking like hell.
>I then hover over her and I look down upon her cute face.
>Blast off.jpg
>Dick is hard as fuck.
>I pull it out and start to rub her ass and gently squeeze it.
>"Uhhhhh, oh yeah!" ...I gently whisper to myself.
>I look at her face again and think about putting my dick in her mouth.
>I keep thinking about it and how morally wrong it is but...I really wanna do it, she's so cute.
>My dick nods in agreement.
>"Ok...let's do this."
>Scared of waking her up, I gently, ever so gently put my dick in her mouth.
>"UMF" The sound I make while I put my dick in her soft mouth.
>I see my dick in her mouth and it feels good man.
>I slowly go back and forth while feeling her tongue against my dick.
>I feel like I'm in heaven.
>She quietly moans while I pump my dick back and forth into her mouth.
>"Oh god, it feels too good!"
>I then ejaculate in her mouth, it was the best feeling in the world.
>I slowly pull it back out and look at her.
>"So cute." I say.
>All of a sudden though...she starts coughing really hard...
>She then spits all of my fucking cum back onto my dick.
>Man wtf.
>She's still somehow asleep.
>Afraid that if I proceed, I'd wake her up so I go to the restroom and click myself up and go to bed.
Your probably an atheist non believer
Nigga what the fuck
Dunno if this is a good one, but its all I got to contribute.
>go to a rural, mid sized school
>we have a few "resource officers"
>one of them is officer cook
>huge douche, hypocrite
>once gave us a lecture about not using tobacco on campus with a huge dip in
>dealt drugs
>one day I hear a bunch of people talking about how he did some bad stuff and got fired
>apparently it broke news (small town)
>the guy was drinking while driving his car, and whipped his dick out in front of some lady
Proof: m.roanoke.com
Dude you're a fucking pedo
Checked
My mind was so set on thinking that she knew I did it the night before and it turned her on. That's why I thought she was being so sexual aggressive toward me. But yes I realize that I fucked up and I'm a faggot
quit cock blocking your mom user. not like you haven't been in that pussy before
Your quads make up for the shitty story
user wins agian
Next time she does something maybe I'll let her tbh
lol tv logic
user always wins
This is current
>be me
>high school senior
>in group chat
>on of my friends ask me for my address
>give it to him and ask why
>he told me that he is sending me 170 mastercard stickers
>Why.jpg
>hatch an idea
>Why not plaster these all over the school?
>forward 4 days later
>stickers come in the mail
>come in school next day and tell friends my plan
>we're gonna put these shits everywhere
Pic related
Praise the quads
making half the man takes 2 dicks
You better take pictures of this shit user
mormans*
fixed that for ya
Are you from IA user? Sounds like a guy from my HS
I have some already
whatever you do remember shes the bitch tryna get the D give it in mental silence bc mommy powers will consume your cop dropper
Another one
Lmao too good dude
>Be me.
>At eye appointment and after I get done I'll return to school.
>Get done.
>Return to school.
>I see 3 cop cars parked outside the school.
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>I slowly walk in and the lady at the front desk says. "Hey, get in here!"
>"Uh...Ok?"
>She grabs me and makes me sit down in a chair in the office.
>Surrounded by 4 Cops and a couple of teachers...also a fucking police dog.
>"We know what you're doing." The cop on my left says.
>"...What?" I reply.
>"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME YOU LIL PRICK!"
>I then sink back into my chair from fear.
>"I-I-I don't know what you're talking about!"
>She then sighs and says.
>"Look, if you'd be honest then it would make it a lot easier for us."
>"But I didn't do anythi-"
>"Shut up, Jerry, get the dog to check the bag."
>"Yes Ma'm"
>The dog was then lead to my bag and he started sniffing it and started to growl.
>Everyone then looks at me.
>"What?!" I thought to myself.
>But then I realized that last night I was watching porn and I accidentally ejaculated all over my bag, a big bust.
>I thought that either way I was screwed because the police would frame me for nothing.
>I quickly grab my bag and run for it.
>"HEY!"
>I then got tased and it was the worst feeling in the world.
>The dog then decided to snag the shit out of my ear.
>To this day, I have no ear.
Mormons, you fucking inbred.
...
Put them on the hand dryers
kek
>mfw
>>Me.
>>Happily married for several years now.
>>Wife has always been into kinky sex.
>>Slp her, choke her, toss her around, do whatever filthy thing comes to my drunken mind.
>>Decide to have a babby.
>>Wife is now have babby.
>>Have gentler sex, but for some reason she bleeds like crazy every time.
>>Uterus is struggling to stay together. Doctor says no sex till babby is out.
>>Blowjobs are fun, but even fun stuff eventually gets boring.
>>Wait two months then do anal. She orgasms. Still crazy bloody.
>>Doctor: "NO GOD DAMN SEX YOU RETARDS."
>>Horny as fuck, but not a monster, lay off completely.
>>Baby comes. Perfect baby is an angel, couldn't be happier.
>>Wife doesn't want sex anymore. At all. Thinks it's hormonal.
>>No matter how sexy sexy times get, wife just worried about the baby.
>>One year later, wife is tired of me constantly pawing at her, yelling at me she doesn't want sex.
>>Tired of hand.
>>Tell her I'm doing my best, but that my hormones didn't change and I still want as much sex as before.
>>Awkward silence for two months.
>>Awkward silence turns into resentful silence.
>>This house is cold no matter how warm it is.
>>Kid still perfect. Only reason to get up in the morning. Only reason to hang on.
>>Start working overtime. No reason not to.
>>Come home one day. Wife is gone. Baby is gone.
>>Note on table from wife.
>>Wife and Baby staying at her parents
>>Left vodka in the freezer
>>Wife's chubby derpy friend thinks I'm cute.
>>Wife's chubby dirty friend has never had rough sex.
>>Wife's dirty chubby friend is coming over to get drunk and have rough sex.
>>Heart at bottom with "Be awful" written in it.
>>Chubby Derpette comes over and gets drunk.
>>Nastier than I've been.
>>Spit in her mouth, call her terrible names, beat her with a belt while she licks cum off tile floor.
Conflicted user. Really happy, but kind of feel guilty about how happy the situation makes me.
Oh, that was around march and it's still a weekly or bi weekly thing.
I've had zero sex with my wife, and she's basically said she won't want to until we try to have another baby.
I shouldn't overthink it, right?
All these fakefags.
Wow, hope this shit doesn't happen to me. Wtf is up with this.
where'd your friend order them i have to do this
...
HOLY FUCK IS IT YOU? LMFAO
Sorry for all the shit you went through man
Shes fucking someone else
>Be me 16
>had a full tank of gas and a car
>fuck yeah the golden days
>1996
>had a cellphone
>call ma boy
>letscruise.avi
>scoop him up in the ford bronco
>older sister had hooked us up a 32 pack of natty ice
>lived in a small town so all we really did was get fucked up and ride up and down the same streets
>still the life tho you could listen to a whole cd sometimes
>have to piss so i whipped it into the burger king
>on the way out on my way back to the car notice two hotties in a convertible next to me
>time to shine
>chat them up and find out they are from the other high school on the country side of town
>letshang.jpg
>say there dad is out of town and me and my buddy could come over
>fuck yeah
>get in car me and buddy decide who we got he got the driver i got the passenger
>drive out to bum fucking eygpt up long gravel driveway
>notice the girl driver is getting something out the trunk, fuck yeah maybe they got beer too
>pulls out a fucking wheel chair and rolls it up to the passenger side door
>girl gets in it
>fuck me.
>decide to to chill anyways at lest my bro will get his dick wet
>sit around and chat
>girl tells her story
>car accident, used to be a cheerleader lost function of her legs pretty girl bad luck i guess
>them feels
>while this was going on of course my buddy was inching closer to the house with his lucky score
>then they are gone just me and wheelies by ourselves
>she asks me if i want to go hang out in the barn we are in the country why the fuck not
>try and push her chair thru the gravels down to the barn fuck hard as shit man wheels spinen and shit beers rattling in her lap
>she opens up the door and rolls in fuck yes a wooden floor
>i guess she notices that i worked up a sweat doing all that work getting her there
>tells me to sit down on a haybale
>feels good man a beer and a ok person to chat to and my buddys getten laid not a bad saturday night after all
if anything, cheating people are usually friendlier
Oh i see the summer rat saw his shadow
Out of all the green text here I like yours the most user good job and good story.
The UPPER TANKER man I would like to inflict that on a few people.
youtu.be
Not really what I was expecting, but it does sound like a cool night. Nothing sexual happend with gimpy?
Great story and checked. Any more to it?
Wtf kind of thread is this?
there was probably a subconscious reaction to the testosterone drenching her head more than anything
well done fuckwit
Your wife wants you to make love to her, not to fuck her like a dog.
Go slow, massage her, lick her cunt, embrace her.
Women get very emotional when they become mothers and they need assurance, not an orgasm during a beating.
Then again, I'm a virgin with no experience, so ignore me.
>of course not
I know a kid at my high school that got expelled for the same thing, except he did it in the bathroom
>notice while im sitting there she keeps wheeling closer and closer to me
>creek.. creek.. creek
>shes about in my face wheeled herself all up on me
>say fuck it and kiss her
>fuck this is great
>heavy petting next
>she takes her shirt off and wheels back from me and smiles
>she fucking reaches up and grabs two tabacco chains and fucking shimmeys her fucking pants off in front of me
>hard as a motherfucker
>iget up and start fucking the shit out of her
>going at it like wild rabbits when we hear tires coming up the drive way
>she stops...shes scared as fuck
>quickly we clothe and rush back up the gravel driveway
>buddy and the other girl waiting beside car when we get there
>its wheelies dad he just got back from out of town
>says its cool we are hanging out
>we are welcome to have a beer there any time
>whataguy.rar
>tell him its getting late and we needed to get back to the house
>start walking to the car when he says he user come back here for a sec
>guilt hits me
>palms clammy
>walk back to him
>he looks me straight in the fucking eyes and says...user "you must be a alright guy"
>blood rushes to my brain
>mummble thanks no one really tells me that but why do you say that?
>He looks me in the eyes again and says Most Mother Fuckers Leave Her Hanging in the Barn!
>Now we haven't talked since and I'm pretty sure she's planning on moving.
Yea well, you said some autistic shit to her. Women enjoy covert emotions, they're supposed to feel like they figured the situation out. Telling her that stupid shit did two things:
1. Made you look like a desperate chump.
2. Activated her ASD (anti slut defense), even in private you need to do a fucking mating dance around the high standards society has placed on women, so they don't feel like whores for sleeping with you.
Let me get this straight you find it hard to believe she had a problem with you breaking into her house while she's sleeping and nutting on her head?
Surprised she didn't call the cops on you, bro. Should've opened the floodgates, then told her about it later as a kink.
Fuckin kek, well done user.
And rip the good story..
You're actually 14 right now you faggot. I can tell cause this wasnt even funny. Dont deny it, underage b&
Choice pic my dude
The only sad pricks that care about age here are newfags and mods.
I don't kkkare if this is fake, still kek'd
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you fucking retard... she was probably playing you, making you want to be with her so she can use you as a fucking body guard at night because some creepy cunt is sneaking into her room and cumming on her hair....
retard LOL
If you aren't a fakefag, which I doubt, FUCK HER HARD
Dude it's a joke lo
lDamnit. Kek
Alright you faggots. I haven't told anyone this in fifteen years. Prepare your anuses
>Be me, memorial day weekend of the seventh grade summer.
>Dad has an extra day off, so he has a four day weekend.
>We live in Texas, and dad is a HUUUUGE outdoorsy/camping fag. I mean, he spent 700 on a fucking backpack.
> We go down to Big Bend National Park
> One day in the car, and on the first day there we did a decent hike, some hills. I remember that I crossed illegally into Mexico when we stopped at the river to cool off, and claimed all of South America for the heathen gods.
>But that's not what today's story is about
> The entirety of day two we spent hiking or driving from place to place (my dad had just had back surgery so we were only doing the day hikes).
> We do two hikes on day two, one in a canyon which was fucking beautiful, it's a slot canyon down by the border, forget name, and a nice little hike around the south rim of the Chisos.
> Day three
> We begin with no incident
> I have poptarts, and a bit of spicy jerky for breakfast.
> We're going hiking for the whole day, so we come prepared for everything but...
Cont? About to hit character cap.
I lied I'm lazy
FUCK OFF
OK
GG user
>be me today at work
>boss on vacation, coworker absent
>Yippee ki-yay mofo the whole workload just for me
>working overtime, alone at the company
>pretty stressed out
>well, maybe I should blow some steam
>timetofap.jpg
>whatching porn on cell to get on the mood
>my office doesn't have a bathroom so I head to the one at the end of the hall to do my thing
>used to be my office so i'm pretty confortable at that one
>glance at my old desk
>now a chubby annoying and backstabbing bitch sits there
>she always keeps a stash of sweets
>pic related thats what she had, have no ideia what it is
>think to myself, after fapping I'll steal the last one she left there to replenish my spent energies
>suddenly a new thought, "paiback time bitch"
>lets cum on that and let her eat it
>the thought of her tasting my jizz with her having a bf for over 10 years
>dick is now diamonds
>bring everything to the toilet
>shit i've never done this before
>shit she'll notice if I cum over this shit
>end up just rubbing it on the dick and smearing a little bit of pre-cum on it
>came with the force of a thousand suns elsewhere
>put everything right where I found it
>packed my shit and went home
I'm def doing it again, anyone have some hints?
>be me
>walk into class
>see everyone in thier rightful place
>pan to the front center of the classroom
>Ickis is missing again...
>Lecture students about punctuality
>eat some shit
>Yell and screech
>then... Ickis makes his way to his seat. . . 10 minutes late
(Snortch looks my way)
>I nod at Snortch
(however, I have a special plan for master Ickis today)
>It's been ages since I raped another monster
>I promised myself I wouldn't do it ever again, but his ears are so cute, and that high-pitched squeal he makes... to die for
>I must have him
>Tell Ickis to meet me in my room at 2 am
>He shows. . .
>I immediately throw my shoes off, put a condom over my nose, and brutally slay that bunny-nigger's asshole until his bowls ejected themselves
>God I Love Teaching :)
>be me 12 - 13
>at indoor swimming pool in a hotel with fam
>dicking around with other faggots while our parents sit in the hot tub
>older girl there, dark hair, looks 17 or 18
>parents tell me to come back to room when I'm done
>Take turns going down the waterslide and looking at the girl's ass everytime they go head first
>can kinda see camel toe, panties hug nice
>other faggot finally leaves with parents
>girl says something to me each time she climbs up while we take turns for a while
>trying not to have a half chub because I'm only there still for dat ass
>she might've noticed but not sure
>sitting up by slide with them
>"Hey"
>they flash one tit for me real quick and then smile and slide back down right away
>old cranky bitch comes through door on other side and tells them it's time to come back
>I go find my parents room and never see the bitch again
I do the same thing at work except we have a separate building for lunch where everyone can bring their own shit if they want. So I always read the names and cum all over the people that I know will be joining me for lunch and not leaving for fast food or some shit. I remember one time this girl, 7/10 warmed up a personal pizza and it was really greasy. I already planned my mission. And it was by sheer luck that she left for the bathroom. I shot up and doused it in my liquid. It was just enough that I could run it in with my dick to look like the grease. Watching her take each bite was like an orgasm all on its own. She stopped halfway through and stared at me with a devilish look, but I realized it wasn't because she noticed the cum. It was because I was gazing at her eat the entire thing and she felt very out of place. Needless to say I would highly recommend to anyone looking for a thrill
Alright fuckers, here's something I don't share often.
>Be me, 17 y/o hick boy
>Go to a field party with some older friends
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>Throw a chew in, good ol' Copenhagen Wintergreen
>Start drinking whiskey, not really socializing just getting fucked up
>See a friend's ex, she comes up to chat a little
>Night goes on and we're still talking, friends push me to take her to the corn field
>When they walk away she laughs and asks me if I really wanted to
>Fuckin' duh
>Get right into it, start eating her out
>Damn she tastes good
>Stomach hurts a little as a swallow spit, don't think much about it
>She sucks me off and we fuck, that isn't the climax of this story, though.
>Fast forward to when we leave
>My buddies praising me, get to the house and tell my buddy that came over to chill
>"Hell yeah bub, only thing is, how long have you had that there dip in?"
>Realize I ate her out with the dip in
>Pussy tasted good cause it tasted like Cope
>She snapchats me the next day, never open it or talk to her again
>MFW