How to fuck the foreign exchange Asian students at my campus?

How to fuck the foreign exchange Asian students at my campus?

In the vagina

Gently, they break easy

weeb

With your penis. Possibly a strapon, if you're lacking.

It's pretty ez if ur white

Buy a backpack that is like really small asian girls like small things, then say anything and laugh but like a tehehehe.

put your 2" penis into her 3" in depth vagina. problem solved

they like small things, that's why asian men have a chance with them

> and yet you don't ...

Need serious advice before term starts

Be attractive, nice, and white. Asian guys treat their women like shit, thats why its so easy for white guys to get asian girls.

wrong. they all hate their dads.

DUDE , WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK ASIAN WOMEN ARE ANY DIFFERENT THAN NIGGERS, WHITES, SPICS ,SAND NIGGERS WOMEN ETC?

THEY LIKE LOOKS, THEY LIKE TO LAUGH, THEY LIKE TO GET FUCKED GOOD, THEY LIKE MONEY, THEY BLEED 1X PER MONTH ETC.

WHAT WORKS FOR WHITE WOMEN, WORKS FOR ASIANS.

IF YOU ARE WHITE, TALL AND BLONDE THAT IS A BONUS. IT'S THEIR KRYPTONITE BUT I FIND ASIAN WOMEN ARE EASY TO PICK UP IF YOU ARE WHITE. MUCH MORE EASIER THAN WHITE WOMEN. YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE FUCK HEAD. A WOMAN IS A WOMAN IS A WOMAN. SLIGHT DIFFERENCES IN CULTURES BUT AT HE CORE SAME OLD CUNT. YOU HAVE A DROP DEAD BODY, THEY GET WET. YOU HAVE MONEY. THEY GET WET. YOU ACT AND CARY YOURSELF LIKE AN ALPHA AND NOT SOME BETA CUCK, THEY GET WET. IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

ME: LIVE IN TORONTO, GO TO SCOOL AT U OF TOKYO (TORONTO)- CHNKS ALL OVER

OH FUCK OFF.....ASIAN WOMEN HATE THEIR MOTHER'S SOMETHING FIERCE.

Will asking them over to my apartment for drinks work or do I have to jump through hoops and shit like a date

I'm talking about bad English Asian girls here

So you are going to receive a lot of very stupid and bad advice. Here are my 5 tips to bag an Asian Exchange (or just Asian student) at your campus:
1. Do not be fat. If you are fat forget about it.
2. Do not look Asian. Asian people hate Asians
3. Be thin, have long bangs that cover your eyes, wear tight jeans and a nice white button down shirt
4. KNOW YOUR Anime
5. Hang out at Bubble Tea shops, Anime stores, join you local Japan club

Remember Japanese and Chinese chicks are VERY horny, all Japanese and Chinese men are Asian so that leave YOU (again if you are fat they will not give you a second look)
Follow my advice (which I usually charge hundreds of dollars for) and you WILL SCORE I promise you.

Befriend one of the males, go to one of their "exchange parties" with him. Meet the females there.

Worked for me like a charm. I have stories

basically, they want their parents to be mad like all girls since the dawn of time. after that they direct their hatred and their spouse once the honeymoon phase is over. then the real fun begins as they smear the hate in thick coats over their disgusting spawn. this is an accurate history of the human race brought to you by a faggot.

Shes probably a trap xD

Post your best story

japanese girls are very playful, no exceptions. dont be a fucktard and u get laid

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE VIRGIN CUNT BITCH

1) YOU CAN BE FAT. MY FAT FRIENDS DO WELL WITH ASIANS. BETTER THAN THEY DO WITH WHITE WOMEN
2) AGREED HERE
3) FALSE. THEY GET WET FOR MUSCULAR TALL WHITE MEN. THEY DON'T LIKE ESTROGEN FILLED BETA FAGS. REMINDS THEM OF THEIR WEAK DADS
4) UTTER BULLSHIT. SMALL MINORITY OF CHINK WOMEN KNOW THIS SHIT. THEY ARE INTO THOSE RIDICULOUS CHINK SOAP OPERAS THAT ARE SIMPLY BRUTAL
5)NAH...THOSE PLACES ARE TAKEN OVER BY WHITES. FIND A GOOD LATE NIGHT CHINK QUICK FOOD PLACE AND THY WL BE THERE OR UNIVERSITY. THEY LOVE UNIVERSITY.


JAPS AND CHINKS ARE HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO. THEY ARE EXTREMELY COLD AND HAVE A RIDICULOUSLY LOW SEX DRIVE. THEN AGAIN, YOU GET YOUR INFO. FROM ONLINE PORN AND NOT REAL LIFE

THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVERY WHITE GIRL I DATED HAD THEIR LIPS SO FAR UP THEIR PARENTS ASS YOU COULD TASTE HER DAD'S ASS IF YOU KISSED HER. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHIT STEREOTYPES. REAL WORLD DOES NOT EQUAL INTERNET FANTASIES.

You idiot I just went out last night and scored with an Japanese chick. So you must be a fatty fattard and angry at me. Drop a couple of pounds, shave that stupid beard. If you can't go out in public with your shirt tucked in then you can't score the Jap or Chink pussy.

UHHHHHHHHH...GO BACK TO ONLINE PORN.

JAPS ARE VERY CONSERVATIVE AND FORMAL. THEY ARE ANYTHING BUT PLAYFUL.

Fatty fat tard.

POST PICS FAT ASS. YOU HAVEN'T HAD A DATE IN YOUR 12 YEAR LIFE SPAN FAT FUCK

>JAPS ARE VERY CONSERVATIVE AND FORMAL
thats the impression they give off.

anyway ur a retard

my gf is japanese kek

ahhh...little peter is upset his fantasy world was crushed by the caps lock monster...don't worry little peter, if you drink bleach the pain goes away..seriously, fuck off kid

NOPE 12 YEAR OLD BRAT, THAT'S THE WAY THEY ARE. GET OFFLINE IDIOT..ACTUALLY STAY ONLINE. SOMEONE IS GONG TO BEAT BRAINS IN IF YOU VENTURE OUTSIDE.

Show them your manga collection

No dude you fuck off only because I really believe you have no experience and you are frustrated or retarded. Try my advice seriously, because no self respecting non Asian (unless they are a neck beard basement dwelling lard bucket such like yourself) You are, as a result of your own personal shortcomings depriving hundreds of anons real Asian pussy...so shut up.

Also shove your Fedora collection up your fat ass

shhhhhhh...mummy is coming back from the bingo hall soon little peter..sleepy time....shhhhh...just dreams now autistic fiend

I thought summer was over?

doesn't work that way, user. She came to your country making her the exotic one that gets her pick of the cock. You want asian snatch, you have to study abroad. then YOU are the exotic one who gets his pick of the puss

Yes you mum is coming with the scones and tea. Meanwhile I'll be baning an new Asian chick tonight. London has a Chinatown mate, your Uni has an Asian club. If you can't make the cut get a pillow.

TELL THEM A WALL IS ABOUT TO BE BUILT AND THAT THEY WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR IT UNLESS THEY PUT OUT. THAT WILL TEACH THEIR JEW CHINESE ASSES.

A lot of them go to campus bars and clubs near my University. Just go and try to make friends with an Asian guy and hopefully he'll introduce you to some of his friends who are girls.

Tell them lies, women love to be lied.

TELL THAT ASIAN GUY TO GO BACK TO CHINA. WE ARE BUILDING A WALL AND THEY ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT. VOTE 4 TRUMP

if u need a guy to introduce u to an asian girl, consider killing urself

dat ass.

moar

Fuck this thread

Asian how to get
Walk up to them talk to them and show that asian fuckhole you are not a beta

If all else fails a little bit of force can help

na really just lie about your skill like your are power this and manager that asian want that power Asian woman are like a job you got to lie your way to get them

xD

Asian girls and just like normal girls with a few quirks. If you're a virgin loser that can't get normal girls you probably won't have luck with Asian girls.

You'll have a chance if you're on the border. Asian communities tend to be more closed, so become friends with the Asian group first. Then approach their girls with confidence (which many Asian guys lack) and if they bite, ask them out. Then, go for a kiss when you're alone and if they don't scream, you're golden.

Seriously, nothing special. They're just humans like you and me.

Idk what kind of Asians you have, but at my school, they're mostly Chinese with a few Koreans. They're all shy, so you have to be the one that talks to them first. Idk why but all the Asian foreigns on campus smoke cigarettes, so I try and talk to them over a cigarette, and that normally gets them to open up. From there on it's all about how well you can finesse. But it might be easy for me because I'm a 6'3 white guy, and Asians love white guys.

Oh, you also can't be ugly. That'll help with not only Asians, but women in general.

which school

I go to UC Berkeley

I also need advice there is this 6 foot 3 female german exchange student i want to make super soldiers with at mine.

I also need advice there is this 6 foot 3 female german exchange student i want to make super soldiers with at mine.

Why tf you want to fuck chinks and japs? they're ugly af. No sex drive at all, no good care of themselves, fucking dirty and driven to money and possessions. If you really want to score with them, show them the money (looks don't even count) and be ready to make promises like "I'll marry you in six months". Once you get the pussy run for your fucking life 'cause those fuckers won't let you alone until you sing up your sentence (life). They don't just want to fuck, they want to find a husband who's non Asian and who can help them stay. Once you marry them, good bye, user. She's the boss, you don't have a say on anything. And if ever you'll fuck her gain, sex is awful with those niggers. And aging is another story. They are ugly when they're old. Good luck, you idiot

this guys right you know

>They are ugly when they're old
congrats u found out asians are humans

Germans are more outgoing, and they're always down to drink. I've never hooked up with a German girl, but I hung out with German guys last year (this year is Norwegians, so if there's any Norwegians in this thread, you guys are fucking awesome), and they were always down for an opportunity to get shitfaced. I'm sure the girls are the same.

We are building a wall.

Things are going to change.

The asians (chinese) want to come here they will need to pay for wall first.

vote trump!!!!

literally the best advice here.

so troll. he might lose to crooked hillary though

Asian girls need 2 of 3 things to score. Confidence, be confident in what you do. No matter what shit. I've scored with a few asians bitches in a fucking ceramics class for fucks sake. Two, ambition. They like to think you will be something sometime, so just fucking lie if you need to. I didn't need to though because I'm going into engineering. Last thing is money, asian bitches love money whether they admit it or not. If your good looking like me you can get away with two of the three. I'm not even white either, not a nigger too.

>Why tf you want to fuck chinks and japs?


There is no difference you dumbass a chink is a chink (chinese)

FYI Asian = Chinese dumbass

Thats literally what ASIAN means. IT MEANS ASIAN

second this. OP don't be a wuss.

So many shitty stereotypes in a single bread.

A woman is a woman, but Asians aren't tainted with western feminism so they act more desirable for men, unlike white landwhales. If you know how to speak with confidence and just throw jokes and innuendoes here and there it shouldn't be hard to fuck an Asian girl. It will however help greatly if you're white. Some are into black as well, but if you aren't either then it means the game is on hard mode.

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hopefully america is not stupid enough to actaully vote a woman as a president

Chinese and japan are the same thing. It's called ASIA dumbass

all the same thing all the same 3 billion slant eyed people taking up earth oxygin