Hey Sup Forums. My birthday is in 4 days and I have no pans. Suggestions?

Hey Sup Forums. My birthday is in 4 days and I have no pans. Suggestions?

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How old are you? what can you legally do?

Kill yourself

invite friends over and snort cocaine

I would suggest asking for stainless steel or perhaps cast iron. Non-stick pans often lose their coating over time and you end up ingesting non-stick DuPont coating.

>pans
You can buy pans at Walmart for $20 I think there is like 5 in the box

I'd recommend MasterClad brand pans. They're pretty durable, non-stick, and stainless.

Good pots and pans, as well as a good knife set (none of that costco shit) takes you a long way.

Fuck a random stranger, also post pussy

Show us your asshole

I think you should rate my cock.

I'm sure you have enough money to afford just one pan. I bet its really difficult to cook certain things. I suggest you get one soon.

Put shampoo in your vagina

>hair

Kill yourself you ugly permavirgin.

I'll be turning 20 years old.
Extremely tempting.
Ya see, I just got a replacement phone and the fucking key board is too small. Oops. Plans*

my birthday is in 3 days so fuck off slut

im also turning 20

Costco has good pans. I had a really nice one from there, it was huge. I think my friends wife stole it that bitch.

>not being natural
>implying your body in its natural state is inferior
>implyingI should change myself for others

Shoot up heroin in the bathtub at your friends house while they take a shit in the same bathroom while you inject. It worked for Jesus so it should work for you.

That would throw off my ph balance!
Happy early birthday friend
Wow we are so old
Hair is gross

Can we see your pussy? I bet it's beautiful

I just turned 20 too. Rock on, femanon,

Shit well if you live in the US you obvs cant go out and party. So i would so get an apartment away somewhere or at a friends and buy alcohol and get drunk and all crash there. Nice tits btw :P

if you're looking for plans then i would suggest you come back here on your birthday and show us your body

Show us that pooseeeeey biiiitch

why don't we spend our birthdays together and let me rape you.

Wow jess, you really are a whore , its over don't even think about coming over tomorrow

How open to suggestions are you?

Ditto, I wanna jerk it to that snatch!

buy yiurself some wine, lock yourself in a room and just masturbate for 24 hours, share the experience.

you should totally fuck one of your friends

asshole please . it would mean the world

Please further develop user, i'm sure we can settle something

Ask for pans from your friends.

You should let me lick your pussy...

Rollin for this

Did you just assume my gender? Triggered.
All of my friends are busy Sunday and I have to work on Monday, so no drinking or friends
If only my name was Jess
Gonna try to convince my ex that i deserve some rough sex on my birthday but he is mad so it may be hard to
Bc that's illegal
Are you calling me names?

She isn't even worth it. I hope she gets fucking aids, filthy who're.

What is it, Roseanne? Fucking cow.

Where are you from OP?

10/10 tits btw

Any tattoos? Girls who have tats are fucking delicious.

oh come on, don't be such a faggot, tell us more about her and we take care of the rest, otherwise i'm calling bs on your shitty rant

...

c´mon you hot filthy slut pls bend over and show us your holes, youmaking me crazy slutty user,

Get on cam

>femanon
> cams
> com

ITT: Best baits by anons feat autism

this

If i roll dubs you got to sharpie in pooper user

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there you go op
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Nope! Maybe if you can guess my name I'll put my buttplug in
Up north
Poor Jess
Nope. Maybe soon? Thinking about nipple piercings soon.
How do you feel without dubs

PD is a cuck

why ask your ex? find someone better!
less drama

Up north? As in UK? USA? Location determines a lot for your age.

This is the best option OP

good thinking on the piercings your boobs will look super cute

Very sad user, i would really love to see your holes with a sharpie on your asshole

Get out whore.

Fuck Yeah! I'm waiting

You're a literal dime. Why are you on this board?

You cheated on your ex, didn't you?

>up north
Wisconsin?

I want to slide my cock inside that ass

Why are you on Sup Forums femanon?

I think we should fuck

>no pans
I know the perfect gift for you.

Brianne?

also, it may be lewd, but get a splorch and an few egg molds. when you get drunk with friends, use it to have jello shots. bonus for doing it post ailen series or using it to butt chug

Go to the gym, you slob.

Aye, come fap it out on cam

>femanon
> cams
> com

You are a stupid fucking whore i hate fuck you to death.

I want to be reincarnated as a parasite so I can live inside you

>femanon
>cams
>com

buy a cake, you probably can't bake if you don't have any pans

pre birthday fap

Tits or gtfo

Because his dick is perfect and I'm sad
USA
So I've been told. Here's hoping, they're going to be expensive.
Heavens no. Invaded privacy too often.
Attention.
Closeish
I need to
If I could be fucked to death id love for that to happen

this

youre a fucking idiot.

breast pumps and a strapon vibrator.

as another user says, as crazy orgasm is nothing to be trifled with, especially if drunk

>not responsible if lactation fetish develops like it did with me

Nikki, is that you?

still have not seen valid proof this you're not a trap

You fuck guys? I knew OP was a faggot

i am in love with your hot big areolas omg !
show us ur buttplag!

Getting fucked by your ex will only make you feel worse about yourself, regardless of how good they may fuck. Trust me on that. Have you not got a close friend you could turn to for sexual favours?

>closeish
DTF? my stats
6'5, 270ish lbs, brown hair, hazel eyes, 6.5inch dick
Average build

Close to Wisconsin? If you live in Michigan we're meeting up and fucking

you thirsty fuck

Bless the Midwest.

Oh btw, your names Autumn
I'm this guy

>femanon
Post penis

Can one lactate when not pregnant?
Nah fam
I can't believe how awfully penis hungry, I, as a girl, am
I can turn from love to lust pretty easily. I'd even go over for 10 minutes just to get it. He's just perf
You sound like my friend who lives in Wisconsin
Nope
Lol are we?

Yeah I'm pretty sure she doesn't care man, you can't feel guilty about your actions when you're both using each other.

I wanna fuck you doggystyle so hard balls deep, fuck your ass is amazing. I would cum as deep in you as I can

Bitch
Post penis

According to my Photographic Height/Weight Chart, your body looks something like this, user.

Good bitch since we both celebrate the same day put a sharpie pen or something in you ass

is this a dick in a box thread

I want you to sit on my face so bad

You from MN? Land of milk and honey

yupper

look up ANR and induced lactatiion.

you can do hormones and fenugreek, or be like me and simply do it waaaay too much. Sometimes it can be annoying but breakfast can be funny if you are in a playful relationship.

beware though, your boobies wil get biggger/nipples get mommy like

Full body shot?