What is your excuse for not getting laid?

What is your excuse for not getting laid?
I'm not a Virgin but I haven't gotten laid in like 11 months, My excuses are :

1. I live in the same home with my mother and sister.. Although I pay about half the bills.. the fact I'm in the same house with them seem to be a downside when I bring girls home.. everything is good until then, even though they never said that's what it is.

2. I fap to porn too much and waste my sexual energy to the point I'm not horny enough to actually go find someone to fuck.

3. I'm not in the best shape but not the worst.

Ect... These excuses maybe not even be a problem but that's what I think my reasons are.

I'm waiting for marriage

but really, it seems like the best way to avoid the whole college hookup scene. Plus I'll have a virgin wiafu

Barly get out of my house, Sup Forums, youtube, social networks, games

1. Workaholism (What I tell people).

2. Autism (The truth).

25yo virgin here, I have never tried to get laid.

Out of curiosity.. Does Porn and Autism have a crazy effect when you watch orgy videos?

Why not?

I have no idea.

Try it and let us know lol

I just find most girls stupid and uninteresting and not worth my time

Any recommendations? I don't pay much attention to that stuff.

When the reward isn't worth the effort what's the point. It's either gonna cost you time or money, most likely both, which I've got and it's still not worth it

Idk something with a lot of moaning, my idea of Autism is that too many sounds/ visuals effect you.

ive had a few chances but i hate girls, i feel like to fuck id have to give up a huge chunk of self respect

1. After I fuck em I want them to just leave, and they never just leave. They want to cuddle or talk or just lay there. It's better if we have sex at their place, cause I can just walk out without another word, but it's a chore when it's at my place.

I don't want a relationship. There have been less than a handful of women who have seemed relationship material, but at the moment I don't want anything more than a night of fucking and done.

youd have to be so high on the spectrum that porn wouldnt really interest you.

what would take your self respect away? I always felt awesome after.

I'm a fucking beta

Interesting, I guess I have been that high though.

Because girls don't talk to me unless it's about school or work. Don't really know what to do about it, I'm fit and tall and all that but I guess they're just not interested.

I know how to talk to them, but when it comes to sex I lose their interests for some reason.

This.

i just think 99% of girls are insufferable cunts, i feel like by fucking them they know they can still be cunts and its ok cause guys are still willing
i dont know if i can explain properly unless in person, but there is rational thought behind this, im not mad at girls just cuz

/thread

also this

Trying to get laid just isn't worth it anymore. Today's girls are feminazis and bitches who expect men to bow down and threat them like queens and give them free shit constantly, and if you don't, they could do all sort of shit to you because they know they'll get away with it, like baby trapping and accusing you of rape. Can't be arsed dealing with that bullshit just so that my dick can feel good for 10 seconds. I'd rather forcing on things that actually improve my life, like studying.

if only more guys thought like us, theres an overabundance of faggots who are willing to sellout just to wet their dicks and cause of that the cunts will only get worse

Oddly enough I agree with most of that, I think the girl that are cute like girls in porn we watch are the ones at possess that attitude. These goes hand and hand.

>10 seconds

My gf is getting ready for bed, then we're gonna fuck and I'm gonna finish inside of her

...

What's wrong? That's usually how long an orgasm lasts.

That's about right.

1. Asocial. I don't want to deal with some bitch's personality and I don't feel like playing "the game" to seduce them.
2. Socially awkward. I can't find even one girl remotely hot and with mutual interests.
3. Fat. I gained 50lb over the last years and I can't find the motivation to get fit again.

32 years old virgin here. I had a "girlfriend" last year, an ugly - also virgin - girl that was too afraid to have sex, she started hyperventilating when she took her clothes in front of me.
Broke up with her after I told her that I went to a strip club because she wouldn't have sex with me and I wanted to see some tits and pussy.