Scientists in the US have just detected a gamma-ray burst heading straight for earth

>scientists in the US have just detected a gamma-ray burst heading straight for earth
>it will burn Earth to a crisp and annihilate nearly all of life on Earth
>it will be here in one week

how do you spend your last days on Earth?

you cannot detect a gama-ray burst till is already here. It travels at light speed.

gamma rays, like all electromagnetic radiation, travel at the speed of light in a vacuum. it is literally impossible for scientists to provide advance warning.

>you cannot detect a gama-ray burst till is already here. It travels at light speed.

wrek'd

Too the scientists of Sup Forums.. Just answer the fucking question.

okay.. scientist have a detection satillite around pluto and they tell you you only have 1 hour to live

>wat do?

OK. I would rape children

Doesnt radiowaves only travel at thr speed of sound. Meaning the gamma ray would beat the signal here

>wrek'd
the satelite would not be able to transmit information faster than the gamma ray travelling earth.

no

I would spend my last hours with you guys, posting cp

I'd spend my last two days lecturing people on how you can't dectect gamma rays and totally miss the point of the question

Getting hopelessly wrecked. And telling everyone what I honestly think. Fuck I just described my daily life.

I'd spend my days actually oppressing all of the people around me that claim to be oppressed.

I'd die the second the satellite feed cuts out

Not if it's a subspace transmission

I'd slap babies.
check'd

honestly id buy a shit ton of weed and just relax for the last few days. call my parents and my sisters to tell them i love them, and try to stay high until the end

Fucking retard

Ask them how the fuck they "detected" a gamma ray burst before it reached us.

Call hookers until I find one who will dress in a clown costume and let me pelt them with pies

This... So much this

I would eat, browse Sup Forums and sleep.


nice quads by the way

I doubt anyone would spend their last day selling sex for money

Um spend that whole day behind some mediocre thick lead and a bag of seeds to replant the earth. Mate the alphas who also did not perish.

>implying hookers no and or care

A gamma ray burst would annihilate the ozone layer beyond any recognition.

If you survive the burst you will die in the next week from the rads the sun puts out

I'm going to tell the woman I've been harboring feelings for that I'd love to spend my final days with her... which she will then reject because she has a kid and would prefer spending time with him and doesn't know me from Adam.

gamma ray bursts travel at the speed of light, so by the time we detect it, it would be hitting us. So we'd just suddenly be dead. That's it.

Dunno why this made me kek so hard

>I'd spend my last two days lecturing people on how you can't dectect gamma rays and totally miss the point of the question


UNDERRRRATED

No, what I meant is that if they do know that is, they have no reason to want money and will most likely be doing some last day shit aswell, so yoi won't be able to find a hooker probably

I'd conquerer as much as possible
Kill my enemies
fuck their women

If there's a will there's a way my friend

But the oxegen from alge in the ocean will rebuild it because our gravity will not change. All megafauna would die and most land plants, underground facilities would have reminant oxegen from the crust and low lying areas like the dead sea would maybe even be breathable at the surface. Some dams only need most minimum maintenance, so underground artificially lighted hydroponic environment to grow both food and oxegen. While your building and growing the first year i imagine canned food would be easy to scrounge. Everyone will be dead. But lead suit, and spf 5000.

Like above posters said, information can only at most travel at the speed of light, and gamma rays travel at the speed of light so you couldn't detect it coming.

But lets play along, I would get behind as much lead as I could. Each half inch of lead cuts the radiation in half, this can be calculated by taking the sum of sum 1/2^n from n=1 to n=x where x is equal to the amount of half inches of lead in front of you, for example is x = 24 which is 2 feet of lead it will block 99.9999940395355224609375% of the radiation

Quads so it must be true.
Also spend but watching anime and playing games...so same as now, only that in a week i'll be happy this shitty life is over with.

thank you physics man

Ya know, we should find green energy sources by the way.

Spend all of my time posting threads like this, asking what people would do.

How long would the alge take though? Five generations five hundred?