>be me >20 >have gf >I still live with my dad >parents are divorced >gf is always over >fast forward a few weeks >gf starts losing interest in me, I can tell >eventually she breaks up with me >little did I know she had a thing for my dad >my dad had a thing for her >they start dating >hear them fucking while in my room >try to ignore it >fast forward a few months >they get engaged >ex is now my stepmom >want to move out but can't afford it
What do, Sup Forums?
Brandon Bailey
Double murder/suicide?
Zachary Perez
get a job? is is this a trick question
Leo Bell
I have a job as a fast food cook
Austin Jenkins
how much do you make?
Hunter Phillips
...
Matthew Anderson
$8/hr
Landon Davis
Do what I do. If something is out of your control, then stop caring about it. Flip it off like a switch in your head. (even if you know it still bothers you). Fear the inevitability of your eventual death? You can't change the fact that you'll die one day so just stop caring. . . . Should your situation bother you? Yeah...it's pretty messed up, but thinking about it will only make you sad, or even mad. So just don't.
Kayden Ross
like a month
Asher Peterson
Thats Illegal in australia
Evan Diaz
Like a lightswitch!
Angel Gray
...
Nathaniel Reyes
how much do you make in a month?
Samuel Cox
I just got this job last week. I haven't even got my first paycheck yet
Logan Harris
so how can you be certain you cant support urself of ur current job if you dont know how much ur going to be makin in a month?
Jace Bailey
Bc it's only $8 an hour and I've only been scheduled for 3 hour days 3-4 times a week
Ryan Baker
keep bringing girls over for one night stands
for your father, make subtle jokes such as;
"never thought you'd taste your own son on a woman eh dad?"
>move the fuck out
Connor Long
yeah $384 a month is impossible
Michael Gomez
Is that sarcasm
Kevin Adams
Start some psych warfare, don't be a bitch about it. Twist em, bend them, fuck their brains til they break.
They don't sound smart. Start subtle, do some things to build pressure but always seem in control yourself. Break stuff in the place but make it seem like an accident. If you can make it look like one of them did it, all the better. Don't over do it, just until you can feel some tension build.
Then be the one to help everyone relax. Make em think you are fine. If they like you, draw them in closer. Be supportive. If they hate you, confuse them. Make them think anything but the truth. You're self-hating, you like what they're doing, or you are totally distracted by new friends/hobbies they don't know about. Whatever you think will work, just set them up to think anything other than the truth.
Then do something big to knock them off balance. Trash the apartment, make it look like they were robbed. Get one of them hurt, make it look like the other person set it up or they did it to themselves. Better yet, convince them of separate stories. This works better if they come to that conclusion themselves.
This should take several weeks and can have somewhat unpredictable results. But you're not fixing things. You are an agent of chaos, and this is what they get. Just remember not to overdo it, and try to be random but spread the actions out.
