It's 2016, why don't you have a marefriend?

It's 2016, why don't you have a marefriend?

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You know what, why DON'T I have a marefriend?

if you reach arm deep into a horse pussy can you make them like twitch their arms and shit like a muppet???

Sammefag

newfag

eh, tried it.

BTFO

>Implying a year has anything to do with my personal choices.

It's only 2016
it can't be this bad already

ey fk u man

At least it's a cheap date!
oats, oats,oats
a-oatsoatsoatsoatsoats

What is that supposed to prove?

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More of this

I don't want to get kicked. I'll stick with bitches for now.

youtube.com/watch?v=17rZTpoXVzw

I'd probably try to fuck a horse if I knew of one and wasn't afraid of getting kicked.

Someone post more horse sex

Chancho culiao asqueroso

don't all taconiggers fuck donkeys anyway?

No, we fuck goats

The horse-fucker in that video looks like the fake cavemen from those Geico commercials.

Because I prefer stallions.

Mine died. Shattering PTsD right now.

9/10 would suck

Because dolphins are where it's at, my dude

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Does anyone have horse on girl? I've seen the pony one

10/10 would drown for the nut

is there a video of someone fucking a dolphin.. very curious

I know I've seen one. An user posted one in one of these threads some time ago

I need this... For my dissertation

Is there actually any porn of guys fucking dolphins? I've never seen any, but based off the pictures, that shit looks nice and tight

Yes, I have seen one. Fucking a dolphin is dangerous though. They can literally squeeze your dick to a pulp with their vag muscles.

i haven't found anything like that but i've heard stories

Worth the risk I'd say

From what I hear, dolphin penises go flaccid almost immediately when they orgasm, something something, essentially a female dolphins pussy will rip your cock off when you try to pull out.

Stick with mares.

sounds like a risk I'm willing to take

Dolphin cock for reference.

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>new Sea World applicants

i believe this is a nipple

back in the old days when I had a big animal porn collection, there used to be a video floating around of a chick getting nailed by a dolphin. Old video

I live in Florida too :^)

was she swimming? and a particularly dark video?

duh obviously sorry for that mistake

W-what? Why?

It must be punishment for the best nut in the world. I kinda want to try it more now. Where would you even get a dolphin to fuck? Could you just sneak into a habitat if you worked at a zoo?

Yup, she was swimming. Video was dark, shot from below. Can't remember if there were a couple, or if it was just divided into chunks.

From back in the day when there was a beast porn forum

yus i've seen it.

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I fucked a mare, it was great
>she lived near my house and i would visit her at night to build up trust/friendship
>i would feed her grass/carrots/apples and give her pats on her head, neck and back/tummy
>gradually as trust grows i pat further down body
>one night i finally reach around ass and feel the sweet sweet warm wet and soft as fuck pussy lips
>her tail instantly lifts right up
>finger her for a few minutes then she moves away
>give her pats and leave
>next visit, i go for it again, this time I get wrist deep and fist her really hard until she lets out a big neigh and then moves away again
>continue like this for a few nights
>finally one night with the help of a friend, i get a barrel that was laying around
>get her comfy, put barrel behind her, play with her pussy
>dick is raging
>on my tip toes and the head of my cock just reaches her lips
>rubbing cock all in her wet slit, the temperature is much hotter than a humans
>her tail lifts right up and she pushes back against me
>jump off barrel onto her bag as my cock slams inside her
>her pussy sort of sucks/jerks my cock off with it's contractions, feels amazing
>pump as hard and fast as i can and cum in about 30 seconds
>go back a few nights later, property owner chases me off
>installed security lights around stables

Fuck I wish I had my own mare, the best pussy i've ever had, so warm and slippery and smelt sweet

youtube.com/watch?v=31AWe-FN7CA

cap related

The one thing I really hate is when guys pull out of mares and bitches. Seriously, WTF?!?! Finish inside!

I'm gay but I would like to fuck a mare, that big ass looks nice

theyre expensive.

Can you do that to a regular vagina?
user, what the fuck is wrong with you

best if not if you work in a ranch they get checked by a vet and finding human semen would be highly unfortunate. Can you imagine? "sir have you been fucking your mares?"

This cap doesn't include the possibility of having your dick ripped off is it actually true?

Also where do I get a dolphin?

oh niggas guess what i found

what?

Because I love you guys

Post it nigga, dubs demands it

i wouldn't do anything on the job in the first place, but doubt a vet could find anything unless it was right after, maybe if there was something weird like frequent UTIs

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A really nice horse for racing and breeding stock is, a regular horse is cheap as shit and some ranches give them away for free if you put in time with them.

what mr. dubs?

ill hope you like it its short but imho good

Also this

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or at least what the vid was about.

It is possible to fuck a male horse in the ass?

I mean, without the horse getting angry

Can I be her?

i guess vets shove an arm in to them

efukt.com/20652_He_Rather_Fuck_A_Horse.html

i dont know, do you like cock?

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That's the business right there lol

The full one has a couple encounters with that stud of a dolphin.

I'd do a horse, but I'm not sure how I'd end up. I'm really allergic to them :(

yeah dude, atm im looking for the vid but no luck anons

Love it. But here's the crazy part, I'm straight. How does that work? You figure it out.

The only bestiality I'll ever be willing to have is with a dolphin.

yer a faggot, harry!

Do you think that zebra came?

I've heard that it can give them urinary infections. (Don't know from experience)

zoophiles are more aroused by animalness than gender, so they're more open than they would be with humans

hmm sounds like you're bi dont worry i dont judge user fuck whatever you please.

that's beautiful

Cause I already got a stallionfriend