What is this bug?

What is this bug?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belostomatidae

Terrifying.

it's a waterbug, if you put it into a cup of water it'll taste like sweetened tea, try it.

eww

in portuguese aka huehue spanish it's called water cockroach

I'm more a pink lemonade kind of person

Looks like a toe-biter. It bites. Really hurts.

It can liquefy your innards if you get caught by it

Thanks for telling me, now I'm going to go kill it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belostomatidae#/media/File:Toe-Biter.jpg

WHAT THE FUCK.

do it, trust me, it eats tea leafs and their bodies are permeated with the flavor.

I'll spare you the shitty trolling, but I wanted to say "where would you even find pink lemons in the wild", hopefully you get a chuckle out of this.

if dubs feed it your dick

Those are eggs it's carrying

Now I'm really going to find a creative way to kill this motherfucker.

as someone who loves bugs this pic is rad as fuck

they are hard to kill

Ya got a 38 special? Dat kills anything

Let it bite you faggot. It measures a 4 on the bite index. One of them chased a kid who was swimming and he just beat it by a second. I got bitten by one. It was horribly painful. Live stream it biting your penis.

Ask Sup Forums for that thing destiny.

Don't fuck with it.
youtube.com/watch?v=FcNOstUvuls

Sorry I know I said I'd be creative but I already just killed it with fire. I should've done video and asked what to do with it.

New Pokemon leak?

youtube.com/watch?v=t5nh50xMSQ4

Rip off its jaws and have it starve to death

those are its arms dickbreath

That's a Indian toe biter

Whatever tatertits

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belostomatidae#/media/File:Toe-Biter.jpg
>"Occasionally, when encountered by a larger predator, such as a human, they have been known to "play dead" and emit a fluid from their anus"
kek

a land mosquito

It's a rare type of bug known as the Ouagadougou fag beetle