Sup Forums can I get a step by step sure fire way to get girls?

Sup Forums can I get a step by step sure fire way to get girls?

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talk to them

Pay them.

Be rich

Don't look overweight, be social. Most I've dealt with like the longer hair like I had at the time. (Got tired of people messing with it, cut it short) that's about it.

Step 1: Be good looking
Step 2: Don't be ugly
Step 3: If steps 1 and 2 aren't possible, be rich

Talk to girls
Ignore the ones that don't want to talk to you
100% of the girls that don't ignore you will talk to you.

Chloroform

Pretty much this OP

Impeccable logic right here op

Seconded

Have you tried chloroform?

Step 1: Dont be a faggot

Step 2: Repeat step 1

here you go user

Craiglist. If you don't have high stardards you can have sex semi-regularly.

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Get a Filipina chatmate
Chat with her often
Tell her you love her
but plane ticket to meet her
while in Philippines have best sex of your life
decide to engage/marry/dump filipina
if necessary rinse and restart

UNDERRATED

Make a group of male friends you can dominate socially. Then go out to bars and make sure women see you as a man with social power, confident and in control. I don't mean be an asshole, but it should be clear that you are the leader of your group. It doesn't even matter how large the group is or what kind of dropouts the others are, women are attracted to men with power - even if it is just comparative power.

Follow attached instructions OP

Step 1) Close Sup Forums and never come back.

Step 2) Start eating healthier and exercising, even if you think you're fit already. You can always improve and bitches love men who actually take pride in themselves. Most people give up here because they're lazy bastards, but do you want to fuck bitches like in your picture? Yes? Then get off your fucking ass and move more

Step 3) Read those faggy ass books like How To Win Friends and Influence People to get insight into the human mind and how easily it is to manipulate people.

Step 4) Be passionate about something that isn't a fucking video-game. No bitch wants to play LoL with you.

Step 5) Lower your standards. No matter how disgusting you look, there's an equally disgusting bitch dying for some attention at the local library reading a fucking manga comic on the floor. You will gain experience and confidence talking to women. Continue to talk to 9/10s with the same ease as these gothic whales.

Step 6) I don't fucking know, man. I'm making these points up as I go along. Just fake it til you make it.

1. Chloroform
2. Duct tape
3. Dungeon/prison in basement

This

Have you tried the toast envelope method yet?

www.lovesystems.com is pretty legit.

I like the one single hundred dollar bill

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is it alright if your both good looking and rich?

No it isn't u fucking fag

I know 2 girls that play LoL

js

perhaps there is a slave auction you can attend

That makes you the supreme gentleman.

Always found this helpful

Hey OP have you ever tried Thai hookers? I go every year for them and I love it.

I don't think that thing is female.

My cousin is cam girl, comment please

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This

>bros before hos

Meaning, if you can control the men around you the women will fall into place

Yeah, I could probably name two or three, but they're either in relationships already and only got into it for other guys or are generally late-game girls you don't want to go after at the beginning.

Do you touch yourself while watching her?

I don't think it's possible for a bot to touch themselves.

I'm sure this works great in high school.

Being funny and confidence. It's not hard to make girls laugh either, they're idiots.

Woahh so ur not even real man??

Yes, my fetish.

>pull your sports bra up too
>sports bra

That must be the most ironically worn sports bra in the history of irony.

>your both
>your
That autism is gonna work against you.

Probably, it's 20 years since I left highschool though and it worked pretty damn well all the way until I got married.

Kek

>Thai hooker
>girl
pick one

Step 1) Become worth $500,000,000
Step 2) Do whatever you want 'cause you'll be rollin' in bitches.

>becomes Marine
>entire cycle drill instructors talk about how much pussy we will get if we make it
>makes it
>only 10th and 11th graders are hitting me up
>mfw

Even if you're small and weak there should be some women you can overpower. You should try to find them in more secluded places and look for a girl who doesn't have close family or friends or a job to make things easier later. A homeless chick works well. Try to pick them up in different areas, even different states if you can. Good luck bro

>only 10th and 11th graders are hitting me up

You say that like it's a bad thing

I dont want to get UCMJ charged and fuck my career before it even starts. Otherwise id be smashing a new bitch every night for a week.

stop being a shut in hermit who thinks women are a different species

It's hard to be confidence all the time. And when you start that way they expect you to be confidence every time you talk

Confidence, faggot.

>no photo
kek

discord.gg/ddDtUSZ

1. Leave Sup Forums
2. Go outside
3. Meet grill
4. Talk to grill
5. Wonder why you are talking to an outdoor appliance
6. Go somewhere else and meet a girl
7. Talk to girl
Repeat step 7 for a while and hope you don't get friend zoned. If you do, cook the girl on the grill

They're not trying to trick you ya know, some people just like lady boys. They have no issue telling you if they are or are not. Also not every girl from Thailand is a lady boy thats just a meme that refuses to die.

Again, I go every year and I love the women there.

The mama-san knows and likes me there so It's not an issue. Heres a pic of her.

that one gave me a sensible chuckle.

here's the best way

youtube.com/watch?v=rH_Xi2Y7SP4

you're welcome

Hello, former dating coach here.
There is no sure fire way of anything. Drop that line of thought. Players work on percentages in the number game. It's simple.
>Go out often
>Talk to people (both sexes) to deaden your nerves
>Just try to make friends a bigger friend circle
>Continue this until you have a "social life"
You have to become good with all people before you can be good with one girl

1. Go to ATM
2. Take out $100
3. Call Hooker

Get fit
Build endurance
Chase any bitch down and get pussy when you want

You can trace every man's success with women on two factors:
1. How many he meets
2. How much practice he's had so he doesn't spill spaghetti everywhere

There are no other actual tricks, you will come off as trying weird shit