Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Goodnight my friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed

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C M E M E S A E S T H E T I
M E M E S A E S T H E T I C

Go fuck yourself.

Well. Corrupted mods are definitely gonna have to go on my "Get it sooner, rather than later" list.

But first I'll need to fix up my Soma.

Yeah, he's a cool dude, he has a tattoo of the No-Face guy from Spirited Away, and a few other tattoos from some older anime. I plan on shrugging it off and stuff.
>But it kills me on the inside

Life has it's ups and downs but in the end it keeps spinning around. Just get back on your feet and back in the race

True true, it's gon shit after Jon left, Danny is just Arin's yesman

Shouldn't have blocked it~

Only if you're someone's bitch. Open a resturant and by all right you can tell others to fuck off

I'm going for Yuuki Terumi from Blazblue

They're finished I think, I dropped it at dodongo's cavern

Do you take me for some kind of bitch?

Claiming best girl

Hello and goodbye lewd Juvia

there's a lot of mods you need

>Best fox claimed

Miho claimed

I... won't block it again!
I've learned my lesson!
>he reluctantly moves his arms to his sides

Still here

Every now and again I'll remember stuff like that and just shake my head in embarrassment. It's all good mate!

>not wanting to look like pic related

Wait, did they actually beat it? the madmen!

>Yuuki

Definitely

I just noticed I don't even have the Toxic Elemental Mod for pistols.

And I need at minimum 2 mods from Sedna's Boss for my Jat Kittag and Sobek.

And may as well get the rest of her unique mods too.

Mods. MODS! FUKKEN MAWDS!

>not looking like this

Oh no, already stab ya too deep, better get that patched up

Is that your husbando or something?

Maybe by some miracle lol, I'm watching the shortend "This is how you DON'T play" version of it

Fuck... you have any band-aids?
Help me up.

Melee is the worst, if you have Blood Rush and Body Count, you have 4 crit mods that you need to use, plus base damage and 2 elements

It's very cluttered and crit melee is very OP

Not at all, I jokingly told my friend (one who works out way more than I) that I wanted to look like Rider by the end of the year.

...

Claimed

ITIs -huh YEAH
Bide da dusDO!!

True. I'll just have to keep kickin ^^
>Meanwhile I can play video games and ignore my feelings until its time for bed.
Yeah, I should do that too.
ON A POSITIVE NOTE, my other classmate made me a m&m rice crispy treat because I gave her a poptart when she was hungry last class. Its so tasty.

Bite Za Dastu

Cocksucker who the fuck do you really think you are?

That's a good claim, how are you doing?

I gotcha, Dr Yuno to the rescue!

Kek

>Waves black flag with scribbles on it
Abracadabra!

That's one way to go about it.

My ghoul.

nuu

>I forgot Berzerker
That's 5 crit mods, 2 elements, and base damage
that's every slot, to change anything you need to take a mod off

>Ran-sama

...

I still like the Jat Kittag. Looks neat and it's ground smash can ragdoll enemies.

Thank god. Please patch me up, Dr Yuno

Oh, you're watching that one right now or is this a different thing?

That's what I thought

Why is there only one faggot not in black?
It's ruining my vision of sand ninjas!

I like it a lot too, but because of
It isn't as good as it could be

That sounds so delicious. I haven't had either of those in a long time, and both of them together sounds incredible
>I can feel my heart rate increasing just thinking about eating one

I'm pretty sure getting to that form is unrealistic. Maybe I should do the One Punch Man workout

Nigga didn't get the uniform memo, he's cramping my style.

Yui is my wife.

I gotcha. One day melee will be great.

I think I'm gonna play some Rim World cause I want to see how the game mechanics sync up with Dwarf Fortress.
Execute Him.

Melee is OP, but there is literally no diversity allowed in builds

>Ran-sama

>implying he's still alive

I must warn you, this will hurt, alot

I'm watching a guy called NintendoCaprisun doing one

If you want to be pure hunks of muscles, you'll need steroids and bull semen

Did you behead him?

...

Well I guess I'll just stick with the Jat Kittag and spoil the hell out of it.

I wish you could build more than 1 forma a day. But that would lessen the grind, and that means less fun.

I'm ready, just fix my wounds...
>his arms are still on his side, exposing his wounds to her

Damn.... didn't get to see the execution..

>Stitches up the wound and give a kiss on the booboo
There! Have a lollipop

Never heard of RimWorld. I'm installing BF4 since all of the DLC is free this week

That sounds like something Brucie from GTA IV would say.

Saber claim
>Why am I listening to this Megumeme song

Kek. Top Tier management.
Its like Dwarf Fortress but with a better User Interface.

this is the strangest ERP I've ever seen

It's fine, we go through new recruits like butter. We'll have another few soon.

He does say something like that kek

Not in a very erpy mood tbh so its half assed on my end

won't happen again

Fuck, that hurts more than getting the wound in the first place!
But thanks... this is the quickest treatment I have gotten.
You don't actually have a lollipop, do you?

I know Dwarf Fortress, but haven't played it before.

I think his stuff is bullshark testosterone

Oh, well it can't be as intense as the other one but still sounds neat.

Yui is cute and also she is my wife

Take a bunch of drunk, mentally challenged midgets into the woods, give them some tools, and have them build a civilization. Its the same thing.

Shinoa claimed ',:)

A Smugga!

>like butter
LOL is it cause freedom land is killing them off?

Good girl!
Have a lollipop

LAWL no.... maybe..... shit okay here

Its been a while since I played gta4

NCS kinda knows his stuff at least, downside is he's sorta depressed and explains it much later in the playthrough

The smuglord is here

Hey Shinoa

We're killing the butter at the same rate we kill new recruits, gotcha.

That sounds absolutely nuts. I want it now

Smuggaroni

Same, once GTA V came out that's all I played. GTA IV just feels awkward

>
hii

Make sure its near an active volcano though

What the hell.
>sticks the lolli in his pocket
Help me up now, I gotta get home before midnight.
Man, this will take at least half a day to heal.

That sounds somewhat sad.

Nope. That shit shuts down restaurants. People hear about it and refuse to go there because they dont pay premium price to be treated like shit. Ramsay puts on a persona for his shows. Guaranteed.

Please don't remind me of Suicide squad

Eli!

Only nico can call me Smuglord

Hello tats

>smuggaroni
Now that's a new one! Can add to list of nicknames if you want me to

Hello akame

You wanna know my gang: suicide squad

>shinoa

Elitist detected '.'.:^)^^

Ah even trade huh

I hardly played GTA V lel
It was fun AF when two of my bros hacked their ps3 and we fucked shit up with their mods

Knew you love it~

>lifts you up with one arm
Up ya go

It's more saddening if you were a long time fan and saw his weight loss/qutting smoking vlogs, now hes fat again. Whatever happen took a big hit on him mentally

Make some damn good dishes and they'll become your bitch

Well fuuuuuuck youu smug city

Absolutely! You have my blessing!

Rim World is either $30 on steam
>Or I could send you a copy on Telegram for Desktop like Chara did for me.
Or Dwarf Fortress which is free and a bit clunky, but fun.
I had a kinda bad day in class cause social interactions are hard when you're tired, but one of my classmates is a total bro.
Also Rim World is fun.
>You can harvest your colonists and euthanize them if you want.
>I considered harvesting the injured but I had medical supplies so he gets to live.

I'm about to be a part of a suicide squad

This is my waifu, there are many like it but this one is mine.

Thanks, Yuno.
>gives her a weak hug and stumbles off

Was it that bad? Smith being cast at all and Harley's outfit made me not want to watch it.

Buh bye~

I did the same thing with my copy too. Hulk mod, trainer mod...so much fun

I'd hate to get the copy and never play it. I'll see if it goes on sale later. I appreciate it though!

Sorry, but that doesn't work as well if you don't pick M16

I thought it was bad

I fucked your wife

what's good gimme the details
>

That's just utterly depressing, hopefully he gets his life on the right track again.

>Bros spawns me evert weapon
>Hop on 4 door car
>Fly supa sanic speed/teleporting
>Bump into buildings and shoot confused players
>Blasting this
youtube.com/watch?v=y6_mfv4qems

Having fun with your game?

>says the popular elitist himself ;;;;;;ppp
Le I missed the old threads! New fags out reeee! ',',',',::::^^^^))

I hope no one takes me seriously
Smug city. That I can add if you want me to

There. The bottom is the newst update to said nickname
Smug
Shinoa bro
Smugs (Umi only)
Brother(Umi only)
Frenemy (rikka only)
Smugalicious (kurisu only)
Smuggles (prinz only)
Smuggy
Smugler (rei only)
Smuggette (rory only)
Senpai (moka only)
Smugglers
Bb (arby tomo only)
Lil ship (Amtsu only)
Mutha Smugga (sarisa only)
M'smugger (rory only)
Smugwing (maki only)
Warden (mizore only)
Smuglord (nico only)
Smug mug (doll only)
Thicc (renge only)
Smugsy (tristana only)
Shinoe (uta only)
Great shinoa (hanako only)
Smugga (eru only)
Smuggaroni (yuuki only)

Aww and yay for that bro!
Dude that reminds me of spore for some reason

Oh you weren't kidding? I'll stop the lyrics then

School, food, friends, you guys and much more of course!

He seems back to normal for most parts, moved to his mother's cause shes geting old and he constantly worries

He frequently streams, the fan's support and uplifting spirits has cheered him up. plus living in Wisconsin is kinda not the best place to live

Fuck it, smug city it is

w8 wot

No problem ^^
>Meanwhile a naked man has joined my colony
>He is very helpful.
Spore is pretty fun, but so is this.
>I dug four graves preemptively, my colonists are happy about that.
Meanwhile, shenanigans and a naked man joined the colony.

N wefags :^001)) g:3ettt out
old:02
d:^002ie
plea:60())se help
>irony overdose

Surprisingly had fun while losing this one. At least I'm having fun with friends
living the life I see

LOL! I need to listen to more of the radio in the game. I usually just listen to my own music. I do have Yakkity Sax though, that's always enjoyable to have playing while mowing down pedestrians.

That is a HUGE list. I like mutha smugga lol

It's always the unsuspecting people who are the most helpful.