Be me

>be me
>be last night
>chillin with fuckbuddy
>fuck for 6th time
>smoke cigarettes after
>she curls up next to me
>"user I came"
> -stares at me-
>"Oh, nice...?"
>she frowns
>looks at TV
>doesn't say much for rest of the night
Did I do good? Did I fuck up? What happened

if you dont want a relationship and just want her to be a fuckbuddy, you did perfect

She now realizes the emptiness of your sex, gotta fake the magic asshole

You sure she's just a fuckbuddy? You seem to be thinking about this an awful lot...

might of did TOO good OP. you probably fucked her so good that she fell in love with you. when you showed her that you didn;t really care that she came probably told her that your not interested in that. that bummed her out, hence why she stopped talking

so good job and bad job i guess?

She finally came on to you

You didn't reciprocate

meh

post pics

you understand that women can also compromise

that's legitimately their entire strategy, finding the best possible in husband material

She came as in this is the first time she's ever cum with you? Top kek you shit cunt.

no need to be rude

My thoughts exactly.

Ask her like a real fuckin man
She's not gonna get mad at you and it wont make things weird.
Just casually bring it up

Yea, and she caught me off guard what was I supposed to do light some fireworks and chug liquor in celebration?

So what youre saying is she meant something else by what she said? Why not just say things literally im not good with euphemisms

>what was I supposed to do
Obviously you were supposed to continue thinking about it for hours and post a thread about it on Sup Forums. That is literally the only way to show that she's just a fuckbuddy to you, nothing more.

>Why not just say things literally im not good with euphemisms

have you never talked to a female before?

women don't operate like that

you know exactly why though

This thread has potential

what is a girl

...

what is a man

/thread

This

>might of did
Seriously you fucking nigger?

>implying this board is not filled with retards and children

Sup Sup Forums so I have an issue.
>sleeping with chick 7 years older than me
>she starts to give psyco vibes
>I try and bail
> literally talks me into fucking her again or she was having 'suicidal thoughts'
> i fuck her again for some dumb reason
>just as I'm about to blow she locks her legs around me
>my pull out game usually strong asf
> I fuck her off
>6 weeks later she tells me she's pregnant(yesterday)
>she's the type of girl to have a kid out of spite to piss me off.
>I really don't know what to do, I already told her she will make a shit single mother.
>wotdo.jpeg

This post has made me realize everyone here is dumb. Sup Forums is the worst waste of time.