What's the last text message you received from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's the last text message you received from a person of the opposite sex say?

Love you too

Just if you're going to be like this, get out of my life. Fuck!
5 hours ago

Not all that exciting.

Lol not weird you're good. Goodnight and see ya soon!

>If you don't reply, I'm going to sleep.
From my mom.

Who is this?

So cute
10 hours ago

She say "Okk" what a slut

This

"Ok daddy"

Yeah, ok. Please drive safe , get home to your boy and hope you to sleep well

On a seperate note i think ima be breaking up with this chick.

Thank you Ryan.

why?

>lol probably

>miss you baby can't wait to see you

Here

happy birthday

I'll write you when I wake up, I love you

>you deserve the whole world, but i don't belong in it

"definitely not going on a date"

>>"you may want milk for your cheesecake"

My girl brought me home cheesecake from cheesecake factory

parents do end up surprising us

Just getting on the bus dont noe if i make n time for ya bro

"Fine! I'll fuck again but if you get cum on my fucking couch again I'm going to rip your balls off"

":DD fraan I luv u"
*a minute later*
"Fucking nigger"

Jesus Christ!! Oh my god David... I really hope the test results come back negative!! >_< Oh my gosh! No one deserves that kind of diagnoses, especially since you're so darn young! >_<
I've been thinking about how we used to be too... And I'd also really like to try again.

forreal though miss saigon is great

get the avocado milkshake next time friendo

"Her brother.. not her"

Thanks for the invite though!

I'm gonna die alone or with a hooker

Don't know how to respond to one word messages

Tell her to bring friends too let her know she has competion for you.