Dont speak to me or my wife's son ever again!

Dont speak to me or my wife's son ever again!

Vorenus and Pullo had such a shit life everything just went wrong and ended with misery, finished the finale and the feels are overwhelming.

They were both assholes.

Pullo had an absolute ball of a life. #ladsontour

His waifu died in child birth, and his best friend died in his arms.

>Implying being in constant wars wouldn't make you an asshole too

Being stuck in the shit would not be fun. Imagine having to fight Battle of Illyria, which even though show did not show it, I am assuming both Pullo and Vorenus were there.

He fucked cleopatra lad

Them gyppos had greasy cunnies

It is mentioned that they were out numbered, having 60,000 Romans to 120,000 Gauls

Right when Pompeii and Vorenus are talking, I remember now.

And yet Pullo was a really jolly fellow

I had a friend like Pullo, I hated him and made fun of him, he eventually killed himself.

>120,000 Gauls
>Gauls in Illyria

Illyrians, not Gauls

this guy should be the next James Bond

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Why are Senate such pricks? All they did from the very start was conspire and back stab.

fuck

>it's a Vorenus and Pullo randomly stumble upon another historic event episode
Was this supposed to be a comedy? a running gag? Or just lazy shit writing?

>those dead eyes
it truly is what a feminist looks like, soulless

welp, guess we know the disease now.

such a shame

Germanic detected

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Sad.

He had half the whores in Narbo, and their mothers.

Was there anyone in this show who WASNT cucked?

Mark Anthony wasn't cucked I don't think.

Or was he cucked by cleo? I don't remember

It's all folly. I'm glad one day even the universe will cease to exist.

I just realized Mark Anthony was like Bronn that wanted the bad pussay.

You know who I wanted to fuck senseless, the dreadlock bitch. Wooooweeeee